Luyện nghe bài hát Gingrich The Newt

(Hank Card)
We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the
For newts are open-minded; are flexible and cute
A newt can breathe in and a newt can breathe on land
And if you are a critter newts will understand
Newts are not mean-spirited; never are unfair
Newts are not and are not afraid to share
Newts do not bad haircuts because newts are lacking hair
But the newt called Gingrich drives all newts to despair
Gingrich the Newt's a disgrace to the
When true newts see him they so ashamed
He's the black sheep of the family
The one rotten on the newt family tree
Newts don't prey on other newts; in they don't believe
And you will never a newt with something up his sleeve
They're tolerant to environments and so
They don't sen newties to the orphanage to grow
kind of newt wears a suit and a tie
And frightens children as he rushes by?
But we admit that his suit suits him
Much discreet than a sheet and a hood
A newt may be but he won't go to extremes
And you can trust a newt to be exactly what he
Newts are sorry if you're sad; they're happy if gay
But is perverse, and worse
He's proud to be way
Gingrich the Newt is puffed up like a
So full of himself that bound to explode
And then we'll raise up our tails in
A tribute
To horse's patoot
the Newt