Luyện nghe bài hát Gingrich The Newt

(Hank Card)
We'd like to set the record by singing of the newt
For newts are open-minded; they are and cute
A newt can in water and a newt can breathe on land
And if you are a different critter newts will
Newts are not mean-spirited; they are unfair
Newts are not and are not afraid to share
Newts do not have bad haircuts newts are lacking hair
But the newt called drives all true newts to despair
the Newt's a disgrace to the name
When true newts see him they so ashamed
He's the black sheep of the family
The one rotten on the newt family tree
don't prey on other newts; in that they don't believe
And you will never catch a newt with up his sleeve
tolerant to different environments and so
They sen little newties to the orphanage to grow
What kind of wears a suit and a tie
And frightens small children as he by?
But we admit that his suits him good
Much more than a sheet and a hood
A newt may be cold-blooded but he go to extremes
And you can trust a to be exactly what he seems
Newts are sorry if you're sad; they're happy if gay
But Gingrich is perverse, and
He's proud to be way
Gingrich the Newt is puffed up a toad
So full of himself that he's bound to
And then we'll up our tails in salute
A tribute
To horse's patoot
Gingrich the