Once upon a time in a called Fuck Lived a named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from And gave 'em 5K, to Donald But what they didn't know, is was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and to the funk First chapter in the funky from the ghetto
and Dewy and Louie with a Uzi Shot Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie know Minnie got shot down And the cop on the was Huckleberry Hound had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was the Frog But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they And now Bugs is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the shot that they hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The lookin' shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Niggas on the street, know that's how it Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw McGraw two to the head Huey and Dewy and Louie got And now they in the county, to sell out and Dixie's on the run from the mob 'Cause they to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss had a pump
got the word that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and knew Him and Hound was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the in the dark But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a land called