Once a time in a land called Fuck Lived a named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots Known to hit a five from a mile a glock
was Mickey Mouse right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But they didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the First chapter in the funky cartoon from the
Huey and Dewy and Louie a Uzi Shot down Mickey Mouse ho Minnie know Minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was the Frog But was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and Dixie did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' of pissed 'Cause the shot that missed hit his homeboy sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' corner The future's lookin' shitty in City So they in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw McGraw took two to the Huey and Dewy and got caught And now they in the county, to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they tried to kill and they didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' Pulled a on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump
got the word that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a and everybody knew Him and Hound was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the in the dark But they both got by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a called Fuck