Once upon a time in a land called Lived a duck named and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs had the props on the east side spots Known to hit a five from a mile with a
Goofy was Mickey Mouse hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But they didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Huey and and Louie with a Uzi down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody Minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog to the crime was Kermit the Frog But Kermit was scared and he testify and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of 'Cause the shot they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the corner The future's lookin' shitty in City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss on the street, know that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw McGraw took two to the Huey and Dewy and got caught And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss had a pump
Donald got the that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted brew In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole city sewed up In a cartoon in a land called Fuck