Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck named and his mother was a cluck Mickey wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But what they know, is Donald was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon from the
and Dewy and Louie with a Uzi Shot Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody Minnie got shot down And the cop on the was Huckleberry Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the was Kermit the Frog But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and just did a drive by
On Duck, but they shot and they missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' corner The future's lookin' shitty in City So called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy on the street, know that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon from the
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and and Louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a
got the word that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Huckleberry Hound was drinkin' brew In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got smoked by the Shark Donald got the whole damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a called Fuck