Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots Known to hit a five a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey Mouse hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to Donald But what didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and Louie a Uzi Shot down Mickey main ho Minnie Everybody know got shot down And the cop on the was Huckleberry Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was the Frog But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and missed And now Bugs is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's lookin' in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, that's how it goes two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and Dewy and got caught And now they in the county, to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that his nephews was So Tom and Jerry 'em on they way to the kitchen was a punk and everybody knew Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Donald Duck got the whole city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a land Fuck