Once upon a time in a called Fuck a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey sleep They was hootin' for a while, and it was kinda deep Bugs had the props on the east side spots Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But what they know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, from the to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Everybody Minnie got shot down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the was Kermit the Frog But was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and Dixie did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but shot and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' of pissed 'Cause the shot that missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's lookin' shitty in City So called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, know how it goes two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Quick Draw McGraw took two to the and Dewy and Louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and didn't do the job Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' In the alley out back, in the corner in the But they both got by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole damn sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a called Fuck