Once upon a time in a land called Lived a named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side Known to hit a five from a mile with a
Goofy was Mickey Mouse right man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two from Chicago And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But what they know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the funky from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot down Mickey main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got down And the cop on the case was Hound had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was the Frog But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the corner The future's shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Piggy on the street, know that's how it goes Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Quick Draw took two to the head and Dewy and Louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause they tried to Donald and they didn't do the job Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Piggy had a pump
Donald got the that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a and everybody knew Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald got the whole damn city sewed up In a cartoon in a land called Fuck