Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck named and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse wore a rag, in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' deep Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots Known to hit a five from a mile with a
Goofy was Mickey Mouse hand man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But what they didn't know, is was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and to the funk chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Huey and and Louie with a Uzi Shot down Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got shot And the cop on the case was Huckleberry had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and Dixie did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the shot they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the corner The future's shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, and Miss Piggy on the street, know that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Quick McGraw took two to the head Huey and Dewy and got caught And now in the county, ready to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss had a pump
got the word that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and knew Him and Huckleberry was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Donald Duck got the whole damn sewed up In a ghetto in a land called Fuck