Once upon a time in a land Fuck Lived a duck named and his mother was a cluck Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side Known to hit a five from a with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Called and Dixie, two killers from Chicago And 'em 5K, to eliminate Donald But what didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, from the West to the Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the First chapter in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and Louie a Uzi Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Everybody know Minnie got down And the cop on the case was Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog to the crime was Kermit the Frog But was scared and he wouldn't testify Pixie and Dixie did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but shot and they missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the shot that they hit his homeboy sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' corner The future's lookin' shitty in Fuck So called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mouse is dead Quick Draw McGraw took two to the Huey and Dewy and Louie got And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and Dixie's on the run the mob 'Cause they tried to Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs got popped, in a bar gettin' drunk Pulled a on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word that his was snitchin' So Tom and stuck 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a punk and knew Him and Huckleberry Hound was drinkin' brew In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they both got by Jabberjaw the Shark Duck got the whole damn city sewed up In a ghetto cartoon in a called Fuck