Once upon a in a land called Fuck a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda Bugs Bunny had the on the east side spots to hit a five from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey Mouse right man One day he smoked a stick, and up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But what they know, is Donald was a G Had big time respect, from the to the East Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the First chapter in the funky cartoon from the
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie Everybody know got shot down And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the was Kermit the Frog But was scared and he wouldn't testify and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but shot and they missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' The future's lookin' shitty in Fuck So they in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mouse is dead Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and and Louie got caught And now they in the county, ready to out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar drunk Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss had a pump
Donald got the word his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on way to the kitchen Goofy was a and everybody knew Him and Huckleberry was spotted drinkin' brew In the alley out back, in the corner in the But both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Duck got the whole damn city sewed up In a cartoon in a land called Fuck