Once upon a in a land called Fuck Lived a duck named Donald and his was a cluck Mickey Mouse wore a rag, in a sag kingpin, but his brother was a fag Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't They was hootin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda Bugs Bunny had the props on the east side Known to hit a from a mile with a glock
Goofy was Mickey Mouse hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to Donald But what they didn't know, is was a G Had big time respect, the West to the East yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk First chapter in the cartoon from the ghetto
Huey and and Louie with a Uzi Shot down Mickey Mouse ho Minnie know Minnie got shot down And the cop on the was Huckleberry Hound had a deputy, by the name of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the But Kermit was scared and he testify Pixie and just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but they and they missed And now Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed 'Cause the that they missed hit his homeboy sellin' Bud on the motherfuckin' corner The future's shitty in Fuck City So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Piggy on the street, know that's how it goes Scene two in the funky cartoon the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey is dead Draw McGraw took two to the head Huey and Dewy and got caught And now they in the county, to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and didn't do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' Pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a
got the word that his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they way to the Goofy was a punk and everybody Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin' In the out back, in the corner in the dark But they got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole city sewed up In a cartoon in a land called Fuck