Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* hachs up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is than NWA's was
I'll battle you stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light -- it
Give me two mics; I songs for me -- fuck what you like
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm tryin to get my porno career started
place and event. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre me in a suitcase when he went
(* sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at rappers
Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check out)
Lesson Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's (here listen!)
Lesson 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as as you can
Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
givin you shit bitch - even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all me.")
Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and
White trash -- fuckin your in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha you wished you had [A big dick!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and
no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just to toss a live grenade
in your (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with
Blood drippin from it, your stomach like a paper mache
You a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his and broke it in half
wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in (Here!)
The demon is here, this year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well." I'm as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm him by his tail

[* Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, fuckin
Lay your nuts on the
your nutsack by itself
And bang them with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head back
And leave you that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep
while your was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating
I'm iller than a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

I know that makes you real mad, it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim (yup) Sway & Tech
wreck (bitch)
And we don't a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my dick