Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is than NWA's was
I'll battle you over shit and diss people
who ain't have to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light -- it
Give me two I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just to get my porno career started
Every place and event. There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? Study 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as as you can at signed rappers
Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to with me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos Canibus
and put yours on the table (here listen!)
Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the whitest A&R you can
Pull him aside and rap as as you can
Lesson Five: Get a at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her (OWW!)
Told Mya shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said
Cause Brandy and Monica in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a
Grab a handful of pills, em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live
in your (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill
I'm sick enough to beat you to death a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed with +Agent Orange+
And my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I it
a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well." I'm as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his

[* Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay nuts on the dresser
Just your by itself
And bang them with a spiked bat
Cut neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you that

You just triggered the who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep
while your mother was
And gave her the disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., in jeans
(Am I a or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac

So if I hurt self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you you had
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, shit's too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll make it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my motherfuckin