Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is worse NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it, Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- what you like
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno career
Every place and event. +Been There, That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a when he went
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're fuckin check this out)
Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this
"Hey let me get number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can
Pull him and rap as wack as you can
Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform
And that's the key, but when you see me on the I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and it so far in her mouth
my balls broke of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said
Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, em and laugh
trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the

So if I hurt your
and you get too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
And I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I should go and play
Ain't no to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just to toss a live grenade
in driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper
You talk a lotta shit, but you was ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed with +Agent Orange+
And my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin this
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well." I'm high as
I'll you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
I'll fuckin, fuckin
Lay nuts on the dresser
your nutsack by itself
And bang shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right
And leave you like

You triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer Chris-topher
Reeves, I was with strep throat
while your mother was
And gave her the disease
I'm than takin a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch you wished you had
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

I know that makes you real mad, it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway &
wreck (bitch)
And we don't give a (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So my motherfuckin dick