Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss
who ain't shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light -- it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck you like
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno started
Every place and event. There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed
Lesson Two: em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put yours on the table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; call you tomorrow, for sure!"
act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can
him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a at Jive
up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get from me)
Toilet water me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish while I'm takin a bath
Grab a of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad!"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive (* car peels out *)
Are you of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to with a feather pillow
Tipped some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Orange+
And wiped my ass with his in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well." I'm high as
I'll you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay nuts on the dresser
Just nutsack by itself
And bang shits with a spiked bat
Cut neck off and sew your head right back
And you like that

You triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething strep throat
while mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the disease
I'm iller than a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the day in breathin machines
back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get too bad
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech
Sprayin (bitch)
And we don't give a (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my dick