Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is worse NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it, Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap
I'm just to get my porno career started
Every place and event. +Been There, Done
Shit, Dre stuck me in a when he went
(* sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the A&R you can find
him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
givin you shit bitch - don't bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass I'm spittin
I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and it so far in her mouth
my broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main said SEE-YA
Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm a bath
Grab a handful of pills, em in half, take em and laugh
trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the

So if I hurt your
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live
in your driveway (WHAT?) and away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a with AIDS
Blood drippin it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill
I'm enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass his page in Source (Here!)
The is here, steamin this year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an I live it
a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I think this guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
fuckin, I'll fuckin
Lay your on the dresser
your nutsack by itself
And them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew head right back
And leave you like

You just triggered the prick who just liquor
Who's to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was with strep throat
while mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating
I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your
and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in
(Am I a or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get too bad
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
And when I rap a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

I know that makes you real mad, it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway &
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So my motherfuckin dick