Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* hachs up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss
who ain't have to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my in a new light -- fuck it
me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I like rap anyway
I'm just to get my porno career started
Every place and event. +Been There, Done
Shit, Dre stuck me in a when he went
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? Study 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I you to come with me)
and make em to your basement and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's (here listen!)
Lesson 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; I'll you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get
Get the A&R you can find
Pull him and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
givin you shit bitch - don't bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, em and laugh
White -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt self-esteem
and you get too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha you wished you had [A big dick!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, shit's too sad!"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and
no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was about to toss a live grenade
in driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with
Blood drippin from it, rippin stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was ill though
I'm enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Orange+
And my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
The is here, steamin this year
I rip voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think this guy is well." I'm high as
I'll you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay nuts on the dresser
Just your nutsack by
And bang them shits with a bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head back
And you like that

You just triggered the prick who just mixed
Who's to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething strep throat
your mother was breastfeeding
And her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and your knees
and walkin South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac

So if I hurt your and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
And I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, that too sad"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his is slit too bad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim (yup) Sway & Tech
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my dick