Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is worse than was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and people
who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new -- fuck it
me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just to get my porno career started
Every and event. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase he went
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to with me)
and em come to your basement and listen
(you're fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's (here listen!)
Lesson 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can
Pull him aside and rap as as you can
Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform
And that's the key, but when you see me on the I ain't
you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and it so far in her mouth
my balls both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all me.")
Gave Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls SEE-YA
Cause and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your to cut the grass

So if I hurt self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
"He'll make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful day; I should go outside and
Ain't no need to sit inside the and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a grenade
in driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin your like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was ill though
I'm sick enough to you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Orange+
And my ass with his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin this
I rip voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I think this guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
fuckin, I'll fuckin
Lay your on the dresser
Just your nutsack by
And bang them shits with a bat
Cut neck off and sew your head right back
And you like that

You just triggered the prick who mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with throat
your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the disease
I'm iller takin a hammer and beatin your knees
and walkin through Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) up the next day in breathin machines
back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get too bad
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad

I know makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) & Tech
Sprayin (bitch)
And we don't a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So my motherfuckin dick