Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is worse NWA's was
I'll battle you over shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it, like J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I write for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno started
Every place and event. +Been There, Done
Shit, Dre me in a suitcase when he went
(* sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw as hard as you can at signed rappers
Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come me)
and make em come to your and listen
(you're gonna fuckin check out)
Lesson Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus
and put on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you this before'
"Hey let me get number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the A&R you can find
Pull him and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her
my balls both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm a bath
Grab a of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the

So if I your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you me?]
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful I should go outside and play
Ain't no to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just to toss a live grenade
in your (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill
I'm enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass his page in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin this
I rip voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I it
a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't this guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* impersonating Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay nuts on the dresser
Just nutsack by itself
And bang them shits a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your right back
And leave you like

You just triggered the prick who just liquor
Who's itchin to you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep
while your was breastfeeding
And her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and your knees
and walkin through South Central L.A., in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in machines
Flashin back to shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you just got smoked, and if you do
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac

So if I your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't to that song, that shit's too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

I know that makes you mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway &
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my motherfuckin