Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *) Mic check. (My dick!) Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *) Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.
My attitude is worse NWA's was I'll battle you over stupid shit and people who ain't have shit to do it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin of your buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim is for the children!" (WAIT!) I look at my in a new light -- fuck it Give me two mics; I songs for me -- fuck what you like You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap I'm just to get my porno career started Every and event. +Been There, Done That+ Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase he went (* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) Don't em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) and make em come to your and listen (you're gonna fuckin this out) Lesson Three: Get a job at a switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the table (here listen!) Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this "Hey let me get your number; I'll you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you get signed? Get the A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as as you can Lesson Five: Get a at Jive Dress up I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get from me) water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cause I'm always shittin I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) Got a blowjob from Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth my balls broke of her collarbones (OWW!) Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me.") Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and ("You're a dick!") And all three of my main girls said Cause Brandy and walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah (What? Oh my God!) I splish while I'm takin a bath a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White trash -- fuckin wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I your self-esteem and you get too bad [Yo why you diss me?] You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad And I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!] You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad "I can't listen to that song, that too sad!" You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad "He'll make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!] You know I just be that to Get You Mad
a wonderful day; I should go outside and play Ain't no need to sit the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just to toss a live grenade in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car out *) Are you afraid of a blade made of a with AIDS Blood drippin from it, your stomach like a paper mache You talk a lotta shit, but you was ill though I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a (MOOOOO!) Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his and broke it in half Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Orange+ And wiped my ass with his in Source (Here!) The demon is here, steamin this I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, in his ear (AHHHHHH!) It's not a gimmick bitch, an image I live it Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to it "Yeah I don't think guy is well." I'm high as hell beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail
[* Method Man *] I'll fuckin, I'll Lay nuts on the dresser Just your by itself And bang them shits with a bat Cut your neck off and sew your right back And leave you that
You just triggered the who just mixed liquor Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer Chris-topher Reeves, I was teething with strep your mother was breastfeeding And her the flesh-eating disease I'm iller than a hammer and beatin your knees and through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans (Am I a or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines back to being shot and repeatin the scenes on how you got smoked, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, like a and 'Pac joke
So if I hurt self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad And when I rap about a fat bitch that you you had You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad "I listen to that song, that shit's too sad" You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad "He'll never make it, his is slit too bad" You know I just be that to Get You Mad
I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) That's right, Shady (yup) Sway & Tech wreck (bitch) And we don't give a (uh-uh) or a damn. or a fuck. or a So suck my dick