Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem up spit *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My attitude is than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it, like J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I at my life in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two mics; I songs for me -- fuck what you like
probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just to get my porno career started
Every place and event. +Been There, Done
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, go!"
Want a deal? these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: em and diss em (whattup dog?)
give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your basement and
(you're fuckin check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos Canibus
and put yours on the owner's (here listen!)
Four: 'Know you heard this before'
"Hey let me get your number; call you tomorrow, for sure!"
act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at
Dress up like I.C.P. and have come see you perform live
And the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't
givin you shit bitch - don't bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me in the ass when I'm spittin
I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all me.")
Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splash while I'm takin a bath
Grab a of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out siphoning gas for your to cut the grass

So if I hurt self-esteem
and you get too bad [Yo why you diss me?]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a buncha you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just to toss a live grenade
in driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was ill though
I'm enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his page in (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an I live it
Give a fuck? I know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah I don't think guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

[* Method Man *]
fuckin, I'll fuckin
Lay nuts on the dresser
your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your right back
And leave you that

You just the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to leave you and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep
while mother was breastfeeding
And her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin knees
and walkin South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in machines
back to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and joke

So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get too bad
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch you wished you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is too bad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

I know that makes you mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim Shady (yup) & Tech
Sprayin (bitch)
And we don't a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my motherfuckin