Luyện nghe bài hát Get Ready

Yo. yo! (* Eminem hachs up *)
Mic check. (My dick!)
Testing. one, two (* Eminem on mic *)
Ffff-fuck. (My dick!) My nuts.

My is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me outside of your buildin; screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my in a new light -- fuck it
Give me two I write songs for me -- fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno started
Every place and event. +Been There, That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase he went
(* zipper *) "Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? these 5 chapters
One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to with me)
and make em come to basement and listen
(you're gonna check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch with Canibus
and put on the owner's table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: 'Know you heard before'
"Hey let me get number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Don't act a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can
Pull him and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and them come see you perform live
And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I
givin you shit - don't even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and it so far in her mouth
my broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this was all about me-ah ("It's all about me.")
Gave Alyssa syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm a bath
Grab a handful of pills, em in half, take em and laugh
White trash -- fuckin your in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While you're out gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad
And I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!]
You know I be sayin that to Get You Mad
"I listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!]
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad

What a wonderful I should go outside and play
Ain't no to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and away (* car peels out *)
Are you of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather
Tipped over some cows, just for a and a laugh (MOOOOO!)
Jumped up, a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed with +Agent Orange+
And wiped my ass with his in Source (Here!)
The demon is here, steamin year
I rip [*Mystikal's*] out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!)
not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a is to give it
"Yeah I don't think guy is well." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm him by his tail

[* Method Man *]
I'll fuckin, I'll
Lay your on the dresser
your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits with a bat
Cut your neck off and sew head right back
And you like that

You just the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin to you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, I was teething with strep
while your was breastfeeding
And gave her the disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and your knees
and through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) up the next day in breathin machines
Flashin to being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how you got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, a Biggie and 'Pac joke

So if I hurt self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
And I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had
You know I just be that to Get You Mad
"I can't listen to that song, shit's too sad"
You I just be sayin that to Get You Mad
"He'll never it, his wrist is slit too bad"
You know I just be sayin to Get You Mad

I know that you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh)
That's right, Slim (yup) Sway & Tech
wreck (bitch)
And we give a heck (uh-uh)
or a damn. or a fuck. or a
So suck my motherfuckin