Luyện nghe bài hát German Lunch

Lowell (dialog)
carl black (dialog)
Roy (dialog)
gardner (dialog)
Don (dialog)
sherwood (dialog)
Ian (dialog)
tripp (dialog)
Buzz (dialog)
zappa (dialog)

Uhh, may I see your pleez? ?
Uhhh, see.
me your suitcase, let me . . . open it.
I'm a bit nervous you understand.
the suitcase.
This happened . . . too often.
Uh-huh, I see, how many . . . sixty-two of cigarettes. why are you carrying all zees into germany for? what are you doing this for?
I . . . I . . .
How have you been livin' in berlin?
I don't in berlin.
do you live?
I in texas.

Texas.
Oh I see, lyndon lives in texas too, does he not?
I know, does.
Ooh, hm is alright.
You . . . is it alright if I shut my suitcase off?
it off? ? ?
Ha, ha ha ha.
Do you for one of these cigarettes?
Now, who's this lady you are
What
lady here, standing next to you.
Oh, this is uh, is...
Has she has too?
Papers! lemme see papers!
How come you to yell so much, what did we do?
I yell.
Were just trying to get the country.
This is my country, not your country, I'm ? here, I've been standing here for years and years doing zis every time. you making me very angry.
Is ze fazerland.
is ze fazerland yes.
Listen you ought to check all the through customs. hey line up as soon as you finished . . .
Are you with me, sir?
You may step here to the right.
you.
My name is fritz, open the suitcase
Just a moment here, a moment.
is this there's sixty two copies of horseshit magazine. what are you carrying horseshit magazine around for . . .
It's a hoax, it, hold it here.
What is this. there!
Hold it hold it. I'll never you fritz
Alright, next, you may this now.
Next whos up, uh, here he comes. who are you? me your paper.
Here's my
name is duke? what's this duke, duke dewild. have you seen many german movies, you ever go to ze movies?
I go to the movies
What is zis, you bring zees germany. zees are japanese tools. why do you bring japanese tools to germany where we make the finest tools ever, you, what are you doingk? that's 60 marks for y
H my god, what's the matter with
(coughing)
Oh my god, please please not here. step . . . . oh my god, what are you doingk. oh, who are you, what is your name, hand me your paper. is your larry? larry frnoga?
Yes.
frnoga?
Larry
Oh my god, what are you doing, what are you doing zat
I'm beating the horse to it go faster.
That's not a that's a table.
the difference?
Ha, ha, ha
Don't go too fast, it, for a table.
What is this? ohhh, zefrin, cl brand of ah nasal spray. you have a how long have you had a cold?
a year. (about.)
You had a cold for a year, are you trying to bring a cold into zis country. oh my God don't cough on me. what is this medal say. sais survival award 1968.
That's I got my cold.
You were here in berlin.
right.
What, what were you in berlin?
I a concert
You gave a in berlin?
right.
To
The people.
The german
Yes.
Don't take the german people lightly, I say, who is this man here, is it arthur, arthur
Arthur,
It's a german name is it


Ja.

Ja, ja? !
Ja, ja-ja...
Stop giggling, you're too much fun, you know we arrest people for having to much fun here.
I beg pardon.
When you come to someone elses country do you run on the grass and make it dirty everywhere you go?
No, I pretty close to the bars.
You you people all look... bars?
We have a lot of bars
Ysure do. heh-heh, me if I laugh.
laugh.
Alright do that.
Who is this man here, the man?
our leader.
He is leader?
Ja.
Wh-what is his function and how does he lead
He directs us by with signals vocal noises.
Vocal noises? vat are some of the
Eh, peep.

Poowah.

I see you all are very well organised, we all like order in germany you know. you have such a pleasant smile, may I see papers?
You see I don't have my papers with me i.
You don't papers?
I may have them in my other bag.
He has no huh.
He has no papers.
I mean if was something I could do for you.
Do you any identification.
Identification, see.
It's a nice watch you on.
Wa ist
It used to a mickey mouse there, i...
I tell you I'll do.
If if if you me zat watch.
Nein.
That's a strange german accent.
Ja ha ha ha.
Are you . . .
Are you from or was
He's a russian spy, he's a I think.
I so.
Get him.
up!
Oh god.
What's on?
You an enema?
No I'll a cheeseburger.
Why is the bow-tie from your neck.
I'm to fly.
Why is everyone in this group having bow ties from ze neck?
all weird.
Gimme watch.
I don't trust this guys accent.
Who is this, who, come here, come over here. do you have a suitcase.
We must watch one.
We must watch this one, right. open the suitcase.
Awright. what is this, oh, you too carry cigarette. what is this lyrics. ah these are lyrics:
My guitar to kill you mama
My guitar wants to your dad
I get mean when he makes me mad
This is very good, is very normal, german lyrics. you're all welcome to our country.
Ha ha ha.
laugh.