Luyện nghe bài hát German Lunch

Lowell (dialog)
Jimmy carl (dialog)
Roy (dialog)
gardner (dialog)
Don (dialog)
Motorhead (dialog)
Ian (dialog)
tripp (dialog)
Buzz (dialog)
zappa (dialog)

Uhh, may I see papers pleez? ?
Uhhh, see.
me your suitcase, let me . . . open it.
I'm just a bit you understand.
the suitcase.
This hasn't . . . too often.
Uh-huh, I see, how many . . . sixty-two packages of cigarettes. why are you carrying all zees into germany for? what are you this for?
I . . . I . . .
How long have you been in berlin?
I don't in berlin.
do you live?
I in texas.

Texas.
Oh I see, lyndon johnson in texas too, does he not?
I know, does.
Ooh, hm is alright.
You mind . . . is it alright if I shut my suitcase
it off? ? ?
Ha, ha ha ha.
Do you for one of these cigarettes?
Now, who's this lady you are
lady?
This lady here, next to you.
Oh, this is uh, is...
Has she has papers
Papers! see your papers!
How come you have to yell so much, did we do?
I yell.
just trying to get into the country.
This is my country, it's not country, I'm ? here, I've been standing here for years and years doing zis every time. you making me very angry.
Is ze fazerland.
This is ze yes.
Listen you ought to check all the through customs. hey line up as soon as you finished . . .
Are you through me, sir?
You may over here to the right.
you.
My name is fritz, open the please?
Just a here, just a moment.
What is this sixty two copies of horseshit magazine. what are you carrying horseshit magazine around for . . .
It's a hoax, it, hold it here.
is this. right there!
Hold it hold it. I'll forget you fritz
Alright, next, you may close now.
Next up, uh, here he comes. who are you? hand me your paper.
Here's my
Your name is duke? what's this duke, duke dewild. you seen many german movies, you ever go to ze movies?
I go to the movies
What is zis, you bring zees into germany. zees are japanese tools. why do you bring japanese tools to germany where we make the finest tools ever, you, what are you that's 60 marks for y
H my god, the matter with you?
(coughing)
Oh my god, please please not here. step . . . . oh my god, are you doingk. oh, who are you, what is your name, hand me your paper. is your name larry? larry frnoga?
Yes.
Larry
frnoga
Oh my god, what are you doing, what are you doing zat
I'm beating the horse to it go faster.
That's not a horse a table.
the difference?
Ha, ha, ha
Don't go too fast, it, for a table.
What is ohhh, zefrin, cl brand of ah nasal spray. you have a cold? how long have you had a cold?
a year. (about.)
You had a cold for a year, are you trying to bring a cold into zis country. oh my God don't cough on me. what is this say. sais berlin survival award 1968.
where I got my cold.
You were before in berlin.
right.
What, were you doing in berlin?
I gave a
You gave a in berlin?
right.
To
The people.
The german
Yes.
Don't take the german people lightly, I say, who is this man here, is it arthur, arthur
Arthur,
It's a name is it not?


Ja.

Ja, ja? !
Ja, ja-ja...
Stop giggling, having too much fun, you know we arrest people for having to much fun here.
I beg pardon.
When you come to someone elses country do you run around on the and make it dirty everywhere you go?
No, I pretty close to the bars.
You know you all look... bars?
We have a lot of here
Ysure do. heh-heh, me if I laugh.
laugh.
Alright do that.
Who is this man here, the man?
our leader.
He is your
Ja.
Wh-what is his function and how he lead you?
He directs us by with signals various noises.
Vocal noises? vat are of the noises?
Eh, peep.

Poowah.

I see you all are very well organised, we all like order in germany you know. you have such a smile, may I see your papers?
You see I don't have my papers with me i.
You don't papers?
I may have left them in my bag.
He has no huh.
He has no papers.
I mean if there was I could do for you.
Do you any identification.
Identification, see.
It's a nice watch you on.
Wa ist
It used to have a mickey there, i...
I you what I'll do.
If if if you me zat watch.
Nein.
That's a strange german accent.
Ja ha ha ha.
Are you . . .
Are you strabourg or was
He's a russian spy, a russian I think.
I so.
Get him.
up!
Oh god.
What's on?
You an enema?
No I'll a cheeseburger.
Why is the bow-tie from your neck.
I'm to fly.
Why is in this group having bow ties going from ze neck?
all weird.
Gimme watch.
I still don't trust this accent.
Who is this, who, who? come here, come over here. do you a suitcase.
We must watch one.
We must watch this one, right. let's the suitcase.
Awright. is this, oh, you too carry many cigarette. what is this lyrics. ah these are lyrics:
My guitar wants to kill you
My wants to burn your dad
I get real when he makes me mad
This is very good, this is normal, german lyrics. you're all welcome to our country.
Ha ha ha.
laugh.