Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in

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I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I know how to dance
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little freak
And annoying pipsqueak with an physique
If I was any dumber, they'd to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all and shriek
dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

They love my body and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In cafe town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
Hemenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my think I'm a fool
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote

A few fries short of a happy
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a in France, genius in France)
right
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas
But the folks in France, they don't seem to
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze picture me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to
Don't why, mon frere
But they love me
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

Gonna make a big when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a combo
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
They like me more heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of
They're and rude, they like disgusting food
But when see me, they just come unglued
think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba ba bowm ba bowm
I'm as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than De Gaulle

nous, it's very true
The temperature's higher than my I.Q.
But they love me than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the quickest on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or
And most look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, never back home again
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
tell the folks back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm never goin'
I'm never back, I'm never goin' back

The back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a in France

Every Frenchie that I
can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the
I'm stuffed pastries and drunk with power
Now they're up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the
A more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork is alive
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the think
That my poop don't
I'm a genius in

Say, would you pass the Grey
beaucoup