Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in

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I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I know how to dance
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am still widely to be
A in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a little freak
And annoying with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to me twice a week

But the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, think I'm c'est magnifique
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They love my odor and my bad toupee
They love my shirt and my stupid beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown think I'm a
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my control

A few fries short of a happy
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get free
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get response

(He's a genius in France, in France)
That's
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas
But the folks in France, they don't seem to
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of
But Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon
But love me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in
make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, got that je me c'est quoi
Like a Renoir, I've got that je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs I'm great
Oh, the men all and the women scream
They me more than heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a and a half
When I tell a joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they disgusting food
But they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they like me than Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, it's true
The temperature's higher than my I.Q.
But they love me more Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the quickest tractor on the
I have any skills or grace or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'
I'm never, never, never, never goin' home again
I'm up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can
'Cause I'm never back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a
But I 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in

Every Frenchie that I
Just wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and with power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left
A more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork is alive
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I forgot to
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek

But the Frenchies
That my poop don't
I'm a in France

Say, would you pass the Poupon?
beaucoup