Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in

Hoom laka
chaka laka
Hoom

I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not looking and I don't know how to dance
But and in spite of the evidence
I am still considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, all swoon and shriek
dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In cafe town in St. Tropez

hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
Hemenene
homenene, poodle, poodle

Folks in my hometown think I'm a
Got too much chlorine in my gene
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons on my remote control

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour out of a boot with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a in France, genius in France)
right
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas
But the folks in France, they seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to
Don't why, mon frere
But they love me
I'm a in France, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I up in Cannes
make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco of a combo plate
But by twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all and the women scream
They like me more heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting
But when see me, they just come unglued
They that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
I'm about as sharp as a ball
But they like me than Charles De Gaulle

nous, it's very true
The temperature's higher than my I.Q.
But they love me than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't a clue

I'm not the quickest on the farm
I don't have any skills or or charm
And most look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

And I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight
Gonna the folks back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm never back
I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'

The girls back home never gave me a
But I sho' 'nuff got frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in

Frenchie that I meet
Just wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with and drunk with power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star convention

But the think
That my poop don't
I'm a in France

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
Merci