Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

Hoom laka
Hoom laka
Hoom

I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't how to dance
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am still considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And annoying pipsqueak an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and
They dig my mystique, they think I'm magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the at bay
say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown think I'm a
Got too much in my gene pool
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons on my remote control

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour out of a boot with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get free
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get response

(He's a genius in France, in France)
right
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of
But those Frenchies don't seem to
know why, mon frere
But they me there
I'm a in France, I'm a genius in France

make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a short of a combo plate
But by some of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women
They me more than heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a and a half
I tell a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting
But when they see me, they come unglued
They think that I am one dude

Bowm ba ba ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles De

nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher my I.Q.
But love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I have a clue

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or
And most people look at me
I'm all with ants
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' home again
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here they can stick
'Cause I'm never goin'
I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'

The girls back home never me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda
And I'm aware it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I
Just can't wait to my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left

I'm the biggest dork is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me I was thirty five
And I forgot to
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek

But the Frenchies
my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
Merci