Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka
Hoom chaka
chaka

I may not be the sharpest of cheese
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little freak
And pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, have to water me twice a week

But when the see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

They love my body and my bad toupee
love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In cafe town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene
A few short of a casserole
A few buttons on my remote control

A few short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour out of a boot with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a genius in France, in France)
right
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the in France, they don't seem to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon
But love me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a combo
But by twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
They me more than heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
They I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in have lots of attitude
snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just unglued
They think I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba ba bowm ba bowm
I'm as sharp as a bowling ball
But like me better than Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, it's very
The room temperature's higher my I.Q.
But they me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me
I'm all with ants
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never back home again
I'm tearin' up my return ticket
Gonna tell the back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm goin' back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls back never gave me a chance
But I 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie I meet
can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy diddy

I'm gettin' even more by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left

I'm the dork there is alive
My mom picked out my for me till I was thirty five
And I forgot to
I'm not even welcome at the Trek convention

But the Frenchies
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
Merci