Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of
I even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

Hoom chaka
Hoom chaka
chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am still widely to be
A genius in France, a in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a little freak
And annoying with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a

But the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the of the chic

love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my shirt and my stupid beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my pool
A few short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my control

A few short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the
Instructions on the

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a in France, genius in France)
right
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the bulb on the Christmas tree
But the in France, they don't seem to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze picture me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of
But those don't seem to care
Don't why, mon frere
But they love me
I'm a genius in France, I'm a in France

make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a taco short of a plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm
Oh, the men all faint and the women
They like me more heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France lots of attitude
They're and rude, they like disgusting food
But when see me, they just come unglued
They that I am one happening dude

ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling
But they like me better Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, it's true
The room temperature's than my I.Q.
But they love me more Gerard Depardieu
How did this I don't have a clue

I'm not the quickest tractor on the
I don't any skills or grace or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all covered ants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, goin' back home again
I'm up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can
'Cause I'm goin' back
I'm never goin' back, I'm goin' back

The girls home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda
And I'm aware that a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie I meet
Just can't wait to my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm

I'm gettin' even more by the hour
I'm stuffed with and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel
A little more to the left, boys, a little to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the

I'm the dork there is alive
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies
That my don't stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you pass the Poupon?
beaucoup