Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

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Hoom laka
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I may not be the hunk of cheese
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And annoying pipsqueak an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all and shriek
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the of the chic

They my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St.

It's to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
Hemenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much in my gene pool
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my control

A few short of a happy meal
I pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy French lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a genius in France, in France)
That's
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't to care
know why, mon frere
But they love me
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, got that je me c'est quoi
a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a combo
But by some of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
They think I'm witty, a riot and a half
When I a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting
But when see me, they just come unglued
They that I am one happening dude

ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles De

nous, it's very true
The room higher than my I.Q.
But they love me more than Gerard
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' home again
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here they can stick
I'm never goin' back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls home never gave me a chance
But I 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in

Every Frenchie that I
Just can't to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more by the hour
I'm with pastries and drunk with power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was thirty
And I forgot to
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek

But the think
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you pass the Grey
beaucoup