Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

chaka laka
Hoom chaka
Hoom

I may not be the hunk of cheese
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little
And annoying pipsqueak with an physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad
They my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St.

hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown think I'm a
Got too much chlorine in my gene
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my control

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
Instructions on the
on the heel

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a genius in France, in France)
right
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm than a box of hair
But those don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon
But they love me
I'm a genius in France, I'm a in France

Gonna make a big splash I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a combo
But by some twist of fate, all the think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women
They like me more heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of
They're and rude, they like disgusting food
But they see me, they just come unglued
They that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they me better than Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, it's very
The room higher than my I.Q.
But they me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't a clue

I'm not the quickest tractor on the
I don't any skills or grace or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all covered ants
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home
I'm tearin' up my return flight
Gonna tell the folks back where they can stick
I'm never goin' back
I'm never back, I'm never goin' back

The girls home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in kinda trance
And I'm aware it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a in France

Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with
Now they're puttin' up my by the Eiffel Tower
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little to the left

I'm the dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was thirty
And I to mention
I'm not even at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
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