Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, genius in

Hoom chaka
chaka laka
Hoom

I may not be the sharpest of cheese
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to
But nevertheless and in of the evidence
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And annoying pipsqueak an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and
They dig my mystique, they I'm c'est magnifique
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad
They love my stripey and my stupid beret
And when I'm on a Perrier
In some cafe in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my pool
A few short of a casserole
A few buttons on my remote control

A few fries of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy French lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get response

(He's a in France, genius in France)
That's
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas
But the folks in France, they seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to
Don't why, mon frere
But they me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est

quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a plate
But by some twist of fate, all the think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
They like me more than heavy

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have of attitude
They're and rude, they like disgusting food
But they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba ba bowm
I'm as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me than Charles De Gaulle

nous, it's very true
The room higher than my I.Q.
But they love me more than Gerard
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the quickest tractor on the
I don't any skills or grace or charm
And most look at me like
I'm all covered ants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

And I'm never back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' home again
I'm tearin' up my return ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can
'Cause I'm goin' back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some trance
And I'm aware that a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie I meet
Just wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the
A little more to the left, boys, a little to the left

I'm the biggest there is alive
My mom picked out my for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even at the Star Trek convention

But the think
That my don't stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you pass the Grey
beaucoup