Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

Hoom laka
Hoom chaka
chaka

I may not be the hunk of cheese
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

People say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic freak
And pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid
And when I'm on a Perrier
In some cafe in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown I'm a fool
Got too much in my gene pool
A few peas short of a
A few buttons on my remote control

A few fries short of a happy
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with on the heel
Instructions on the
Instructions on the

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy French lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get response

(He's a in France, genius in France)
That's
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of
But those Frenchies seem to care
know why, mon frere
But love me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

Gonna a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi
a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a taco short of a plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like food
But they see me, they just come unglued
They think I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
I'm about as sharp as a bowling
But they like me than Charles De Gaulle

nous, it's very true
The room temperature's than my I.Q.
But they me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did happen I don't have a clue

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any or grace or charm
And most people at me like
I'm all with ants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'
I'm never, never, never, never back home again
I'm up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the back here where they can stick
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back, I'm goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I
Just can't wait to my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm

I'm gettin' even famous by the hour
I'm with pastries and drunk with power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was five
And I forgot to
I'm not even at the Star Trek convention

But the think
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you pass the Grey
beaucoup