Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

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Hoom laka
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I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good and I don't know how to dance
But and in spite of the evidence
I am widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a little freak
And annoying pipsqueak an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a

But when the see me, they all swoon and shriek
dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

They love my body odor and my bad
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid
And when I'm on a Perrier
In cafe town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
Hemenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a
A few missing on my remote control

A few fries of a happy meal
I couldn't water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get free
Yeah, I'm the guy French lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're to get this response

(He's a genius in France, in France)
That's
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the in France, they don't seem to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of
But those Frenchies don't to care
know why, mon frere
But they me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a genius in

Gonna make a big splash when I up in Cannes
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, got that je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women
They like me more heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like food
But when they see me, they just come
They think that I am one happening

Bowm ba ba bowm ba ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling
But they like me better than Charles De

Entre nous, it's true
The room higher than my I.Q.
But love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or or charm
And most people at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home
I'm tearin' up my return flight
Gonna tell the folks back where they can stick
I'm never goin' back
I'm goin' back, I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never me a chance
But I 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a in France

Every Frenchie that I
Just wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was thirty
And I to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek

But the think
my poop don't stink
I'm a in France

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
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