Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

Hoom chaka
chaka laka
Hoom

I may not be the sharpest hunk of
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am still widely to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a in France

say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little freak
And annoying with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all and shriek
dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the of the chic

They my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a
In some cafe town in St.

It's hard to keep the at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
Hemenene
homenene, poodle, poodle

Folks in my think I'm a fool
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a
A few buttons missing on my remote

A few fries of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a with instructions on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a in France, genius in France)
right
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't to care
know why, mon frere
But they me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a in France

Gonna a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a taco short of a combo
But by some of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all and the women scream
like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in have lots of attitude
They're and rude, they like disgusting food
But when see me, they just come unglued
They think I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a ball
But they me better than Charles De Gaulle

Entre nous, it's true
The room higher than my I.Q.
But they love me more than Depardieu
How did this happen I have a clue

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any or grace or charm
And most people at me like
I'm all covered ants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

And I'm never back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back again
I'm tearin' up my return ticket
tell the folks back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm goin' back
I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'

The girls home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in

Frenchie that I meet
Just wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even famous by the hour
I'm with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel
A more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the dork there is alive
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Trek convention

But the Frenchies
my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
Merci