Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the crayon in the box
Everyone I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

Hoom chaka
Hoom chaka
Hoom

I may not be the hunk of cheese
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to
But nevertheless and in spite of the
I am widely considered to be
A in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, I'm a little freak
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate
If I was any dumber, they'd to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm magnifique
When I'm in Paree, I'm the of the chic

They love my body and my bad toupee
love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm on a Perrier
In some town in St. Tropez

hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, vous plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown I'm a fool
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with on the heel
on the heel
Instructions on the

But when I'm in Provence, I get croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every lady wants
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a genius in France, in France)
That's
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas
But the folks in France, they seem to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze picture me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm than a box of hair
But those don't seem to care
Don't why, mon frere
But love me there
I'm a in France, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I up in Cannes
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me quoi
Like a fine Renoir, got that je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow

I'm a short of a combo plate
But by twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women
They like me more heavy cream

I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as as apple pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, like disgusting food
But when see me, they just come unglued
think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they like me than Charles De Gaulle

nous, it's very true
The temperature's higher than my I.Q.
But they love me more Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I don't have a

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any or grace or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna the folks back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm goin' back
I'm never back, I'm never goin' back

The girls back never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda
And I'm that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Moogily", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I
Just can't wait to kiss my
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel
A more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom picked out my clothes for me I was thirty five
And I forgot to
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek

But the think
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, would you the Grey Poupon?
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