Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber a bag of rocks
I barely even how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

Hoom laka
Hoom chaka
Hoom

I may not be the hunk of cheese
I got a negative on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not good and I don't know how to dance
But and in spite of the evidence
I am still considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

People say I'm a geek, I'm a little freak
And annoying pipsqueak an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to me twice a week

But when the see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est
When I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the

They love my body odor and my bad
They love my shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a
In some town in St. Tropez

It's to keep the fans at bay
say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
humenene
Himenene homenene, poodle,

Folks in my hometown I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my pool
A few short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my control

A few fries short of a meal
I couldn't pour out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the
on the heel

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy French lady wants
And if you ask 'em
bound to get this response

(He's a in France, genius in France)
That's
(He's a genius in France, in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree
But the in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour,
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
right
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber a box of hair
But those don't seem to care
know why, mon frere
But love me there
I'm a genius in France, I'm a in France

make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, got that je me c'est quoi
Like a fine Renoir, I've got je me c'est

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a taco of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think I'm
Oh, the men all and the women scream
like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just unglued
They think that I am one dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling
But they like me better than De Gaulle

Entre nous, very true
The room temperature's than my I.Q.
But they love me than Gerard Depardieu
How did this I don't have a clue

I'm not the tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or
And people look at me like
I'm all covered with
But I'm a genius in France, genius in France, in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin'
I'm never, never, never, never back home again
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna the folks back here where they can stick
'Cause I'm never goin'
I'm never goin' back, I'm never back

The girls back never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a in France

Every that I meet
Just can't to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Suite!
diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the
I'm stuffed with and drunk with power
Now puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is
My mom out my clothes for me till I was thirty five
And I to mention
I'm not even at the Star Trek convention

But the think
That my don't stink
I'm a genius in

Say, you pass the Grey Poupon?
beaucoup