Luyện nghe bài hát Genius In France

I'm not the brightest in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of
I barely even know how to put on my own
But I'm a genius in France, in France, genius in France

Hoom laka
Hoom chaka
chaka

I may not be the sharpest of cheese
I got a number on my S.A.T.'s
I'm not looking and I don't know how to dance
But and in spite of the evidence
I am still widely to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in

say I'm a geek, I'm a moronic little freak
And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate
If I was any dumber, they'd to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and
They dig my mystique, they think I'm magnifique
I'm in Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic

They my body odor and my bad toupee
love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St.

It's to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il plait"
Hemenene
homenene, poodle, poodle

Folks in my hometown I'm a fool
Got too chlorine in my gene pool
A few peas short of a
A few missing on my remote control

A few fries of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
on the heel
Instructions on the

But I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady
And if you ask 'em
You're bound to get this

(He's a in France, genius in France)
That's
(He's a in France, genius in France)
You it
(He's a genius in France, in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, don't seem to agree
say, "Bonjour, Monsieur
Would you take ze with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's
I say, "Oui, oui"
Oui, oui
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to
Don't why, mon frere
But love me there
I'm a in France, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me c'est
Like a fine Renoir, I've got that je me

Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow bow

I'm a taco short of a plate
But by some of fate, all the frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the scream
They like me more than heavy

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a guy
My oh my, I'm as French as pie
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a
I tell a stupid joke, they laugh

(Haw haw haw haw haw)
And
(Haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, like disgusting food
But when they see me, just come unglued
think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as as a bowling ball
But they like me better than De Gaulle

Entre nous, very true
The temperature's higher than my I.Q.
But they me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen I have a clue

I'm not the quickest on the farm
I don't have any or grace or charm
And people look at me like
I'm all with ants
But I'm a in France, genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never back
I'm never, never, never, goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where can stick
'Cause I'm never goin'
I'm never goin' back, I'm goin' back

The girls back home never me a chance
But I sho' got them frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in

Every Frenchie that I
Just can't to kiss my feet
Get in line, up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm

I'm even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with
Now they're puttin' up my by the Eiffel Tower
A more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me till I was five
And I to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star convention

But the Frenchies
That my poop stink
I'm a genius in

Say, you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci