Luyện nghe bài hát Gas Incident

I woke up one morning,
But laid in bed just watching Kyle.
Then I got a text from Martin Craddock saying 'I knew kid wasn't his'.
Then I was watching Cash in the Attic when I the post arrive
a flyer for a new pizza place and me' gas bill.

It claimed its quarterly usage was double the equivalent last year.
So we rang up the gas to get his meter checked.

It was an automated system, I was on hold 'til Hunt.
And I finally got to talk to someone it was an Indian bird with a lisp.

Something about her voice told him that they had in common than just gas.
So we asked her to meet him at new pizza place.

So we met at seven-thirty, just in for the opening ceremony.
The ribbon was cut by Biggins and I guess his younger brother.

They were both enjoying the pizza, when Martin Craddock up.
They thought it to leave, 'cos Craddock's a bit of a racist.

So we both back to my place, and I did a sketch of her.
But it ended up looking like Stewart so I set fire to it and shot it in the bin.
It was then that the house exploded and I up in hospital.
They said that the Indian bird was dead and her was [Hoo-jer-ardi].

It was all because of the gas leak, explains the size of the bill.
They traced it back to a cracked

the thermostat.
Now I'm on disability,I can all day in bed
Watching Midsomer