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I woke up one morning,
But laid in bed just watching Kyle.
Then I got a text from Martin saying 'I knew that kid wasn't his'.
Then I was watching Cash in the Attic when I heard the post
a flyer for a new pizza place and me' gas bill.

It claimed its quarterly usage was double the equivalent last year.
So we up the gas board to get his meter checked.

It was an automated system, I was on 'til Bargain Hunt.
And when I finally got to talk to someone it was an bird with a lisp.

about her voice told him that they had more in common than just gas.
So we asked her to meet him at this new place.

So we met at seven-thirty, in time for the opening ceremony.
The was cut by Christopher Biggins and I guess his younger brother.

They were enjoying the pizza, when Martin Craddock turned up.
They thought it best to leave, Craddock's a bit of a racist.

So we both went to my place, and I did a sketch of her.
But it ended up looking like Moira Stewart so I set to it and shot it in the bin.
It was then the house exploded and I woke up in hospital.
They said that the Indian was dead and her name was [Hoo-jer-ardi].

It was all because of the gas leak, explains the size of the bill.
They traced it to a cracked pipe

the thermostat.
Now I'm on disability,I can all day in bed
Midsomer Murders