Luyện nghe bài hát Gas Incident

I woke up one morning,
But laid in bed just Jeremy Kyle.
Then I got a from Martin Craddock saying 'I knew that kid wasn't his'.
Then I was watching Cash in the Attic when I heard the arrive
a for a new pizza place and me' latest gas bill.

It its quarterly usage was double the equivalent quarter last year.
So we up the gas board to get his meter checked.

It was an automated system, I was on hold 'til Hunt.
And when I finally got to talk to someone it was an Indian with a lisp.

Something her voice told him that they had more in common than just gas.
So we asked her to meet him at new pizza place.

So we met at seven-thirty, just in time for the ceremony.
The ribbon was cut by Christopher Biggins and I guess his brother.

They were both enjoying the pizza, when Craddock turned up.
They it best to leave, 'cos Craddock's a bit of a racist.

So we both went back to my place, and I did a of her.
But it ended up looking like Moira so I set fire to it and shot it in the bin.
It was then that the exploded and I woke up in hospital.
They said that the bird was dead and her name was [Hoo-jer-ardi].

It was all because of the gas leak, explains the size of the bill.
They traced it back to a pipe

the thermostat.
Now I'm on disability,I can all day in bed
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