Luyện nghe bài hát Gas Incident

I up early one morning,
But laid in bed just Jeremy Kyle.
Then I got a text from Martin saying 'I knew that kid wasn't his'.
Then I was watching Cash in the when I heard the post arrive
a flyer for a new pizza and me' latest gas bill.

It its quarterly usage was double the equivalent quarter last year.
So we up the gas board to get his meter checked.

It was an automated system, I was on hold Bargain Hunt.
And when I finally got to talk to someone it was an Indian with a lisp.

Something about her voice told him that they had more in common than gas.
So we asked her to him at this new pizza place.

So we met at seven-thirty, in time for the opening ceremony.
The ribbon was cut by Christopher and I guess his younger brother.

They were both the pizza, when Martin Craddock turned up.
They thought it best to leave, Craddock's a bit of a racist.

So we both went back to my place, and I did a of her.
But it ended up looking like Moira Stewart so I set fire to it and it in the bin.
It was then that the house and I woke up in hospital.
They said that the Indian bird was and her name was [Hoo-jer-ardi].

It was all of the gas leak, which explains the size of the bill.
They traced it back to a pipe

the thermostat.
Now I'm on disability,I can all day in bed
Watching Midsomer