Woman: Thanks for (beeped out) this ishow may I help Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I you? Milton: Oh thank god answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm about Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I don't any. Milton: No! I'm not because I need the Furby; I'm calling I have a defective Furby that's spitting all of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. Milton: My is Milton; I bought little for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a if he dropped 25 pounds. down from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: Listen to Furby! I'm gonna put the phone next to the Furby now! making all kinds of demonic noises and its making all of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you little brat, KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you hear Yes, yes sir. Milton: It it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's using profanity! Did you that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this from; I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Deborah: Where are you calling I'm from my house right now. Furby: I'm to kill your mommy with an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Yes sir, can you hold on a minute please? Milton: It said it was to kill my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Oh! It's talking again! Furby: the hell up jackass! LISTEN TO THAT! How can Furby: I crack! Oh-h-h! It just said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you talk to my please. Milton: Little Furby here is promoting use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately I'm calling a lawyer next! OK, hold on please. Yes! Manager: how may I help you please? Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. Milton: I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I bought it your store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. You're a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a doll? Milton: Yes I am it called me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell like a ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you people' there! Manager: Well, as far as I we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to turn that Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! This is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It just me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit acid into eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II know what to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm going to you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's threatening me with transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: never heard a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is goingis some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street pushing a cart in about 3 weeks! Sir I understand that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm going to you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now it's threatening to shoot me a gun! Manager: Sir, I hear things, but I just... ITS' GOT A GUN! IT'S GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)