Woman: for calling (beeped out) this ishow may I help Milton: Oh god you answered; let me to the toy department! OK please hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: is Deborah, can I help you? Oh thank god you've answered! Is this the toy Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm calling Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I have any. Milton: No! I'm not calling because I need the I'm calling because I a defective Furby that's all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a if he dropped 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: Listen to Furby! I'm put the phone next to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of demonic and its making all kinds of and gestures at me! Listen here you little brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's using profanity! Did you that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this from; I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm my house right now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! Milton: DID YOU HEAR THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a minute Milton: It said it was going to my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Where are you from sir? Milton: Oh! talking again! Furby: the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It said it smokes crack! Sir, can I let you talk to my manager please. Milton: Little here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm a lawyer next! OK, hold on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I you please? Yes is this the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: What did you say the Furby was doing, and did you buy it? Milton: I bought it from store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its the Exorcist noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. You're a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Manager: Sir, are you sure a Furby doll? Milton: Yes I am it called me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You like a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' me a camels ass!!! Uh-OK-uh Milton: are you people' selling there! Manager: Well, as far as I we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm to turn that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! This thing is starting to the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Manager: did you say you...
Furby: I spit acid into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my eyes and me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II know what to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Oh-h... I'm going to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never heard a Furby doll say any of things! Milton: Oh right! What the is goingis this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! You're going to be in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I a gun! I'm going to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Now it's threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I hear things, but I just... Milton: GOT A GUN! IT'S GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)