Woman: for calling (beeped out) this ishow may I you? Milton: Oh god you answered; let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I you? Oh thank god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm calling Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I have any. Milton: No! I'm not calling because I need the I'm calling because I have a Furby spitting all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. Milton: My is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a if he dropped 25 pounds. He's down 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm gonna put the next to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of demonic and its all kinds of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: here you little brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you hear Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now using profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming from; I think we're looking at a here! Deborah: Where are you from? Milton: I'm from my house now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a please? Milton: It said it was going to my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Milton: Oh! talking again! Furby: the hell up jackass! LISTEN TO THAT! How can Furby: I crack! Oh-h-h! It just said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you talk to my please. Little Furby here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone because I'm calling a lawyer next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: how may I help you please? Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I help you, try my best. Milton: I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I it from your store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its the Exorcist noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. You're a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a doll? Yes I am it just called me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You like a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Uh-OK-uh Milton: are you people' selling there! Manager: Well, as far as I know we sell uh, s... Milton: I'm gonna to turn that into Fludgecow mart I get through with you! thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Manager: did you say you...
Furby: I spit acid into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II don't know to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm going to you diarrhea! Now it's threatening me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never heard a Furby say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the is goingis this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Sir I understand that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Now it's threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I hear things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)