Woman: for calling (beeped out) this may I help you? Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! OK please hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I help Milton: Oh god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I an emergency! I'm calling about Furby! I'm sorry, I don't have any. Milton: No! I'm not calling because I the Furby; I'm calling because I have a defective that's spitting all kinds of violent at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought little for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I that I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm gonna put the next to the Furby right now! It's making all of demonic noises and its making all of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: Listen you little brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you hear Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm my house right now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a please? Milton: It said it was going to kill my with an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Shut the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you talk to my please. Little Furby here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the immediately because I'm calling a lawyer next! OK, hold on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I help you Yes is this the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Sir, how can I help you, I'll try my best. Milton: I have a defective Furby I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: What did you say the was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I it from your store here... (making Exorcist noises) Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: You're a whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a doll? Milton: Yes I am it just me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' me a camels ass!!! Uh-OK-uh Milton: What are you people' there! Well, as far as I know we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to turn into Fludgecow mart when I get through you! This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It just me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I call the Manager: II don't know to do! Milton: DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's threatening me with sexually diseases! He-he Manager: I've never heard a Furby say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue ass off personally too!! You're to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Sir I understand that... Furby: I a gun! I'm going to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now it's to shoot me with a gun! Sir, I hear these things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)