Woman: Thanks for (beeped out) ishow may I help you? Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I you? Milton: Oh god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I an emergency! I'm calling about Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I have any. Milton: No! I'm not because I need the Furby; I'm because I have a defective Furby spitting all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. Milton: My is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a Furby if he 25 pounds. He's down 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm put the phone next to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of demonic and its making all kinds of cursing and at me! Furby: Listen here you little brat, I'LL YOU! He-he-he! Did you hear that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's using profanity! Did you that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming from; I think we're looking at a here! Deborah: Where are you from? I'm from my house right now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! Milton: DID YOU HEAR THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a please? Milton: It said it was going to kill my with an ax! What kind of are you people' selling over there! Deborah: are you from sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Furby: Shut the up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you talk to my please. Milton: Little Furby here is drug use! Yes, put your manager on the immediately because I'm calling a lawyer next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I help you Yes is this the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. Milton: I have a Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: What did you say the was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I it from your store here... Furby: (making noises) Now its making the Exorcist noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: a little whore. He-he-he! did you hear that! Manager: Sir, are you that's a Furby doll? Milton: Yes I am it called me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You like a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Now its' calling me a camels ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you people' there! Manager: Well, as far as I we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! This thing is to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It just me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now threatening to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II don't know to do! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Oh-h... I'm going to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've heard a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is goingis this kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm going to you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now it's threatening to shoot me a gun! Manager: Sir, I hear things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Sirsir? Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)