Woman: for calling (beeped out) this ishow may I you? Milton: Oh god you answered; let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Yes I've got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I help Oh thank god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm calling Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I don't any. Milton: No! I'm not because I need the Furby; I'm because I have a defective Furby spitting all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I promised that I would get him a Furby if he 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: Listen to Furby! I'm put the phone next to the Furby right now! It's all kinds of demonic noises and its making all kinds of and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Did you hear that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now using profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming from; I we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm from my house now. Furby: I'm to kill your mommy with an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a minute Milton: It said it was going to my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you people' selling there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Shut the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can Furby: I crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It just it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you to my manager please. Milton: Little Furby is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm calling a next! OK, hold on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I help you Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I help you, try my best. Milton: I have a Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! What did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I bought it from store here... (making Exorcist noises) Milton: Now its making the noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: You're a whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a doll? Milton: Yes I am it just me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell like a ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Uh-OK-uh Milton: What are you people' there! Manager: Well, as far as I know we sell uh, s... Milton: I'm gonna to turn that into mart when I get through with you! This thing is starting to the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit acid into eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my eyes and me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II don't know to do! Milton: DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN AWAY!!! Oh-h... I'm going to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now threatening me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! the hell is goingis this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street pushing a cart in about 3 weeks! Sir I understand that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm going to you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Now it's threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I these things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, screaming and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)