Woman: Thanks for (beeped out) this ishow may I help Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! OK please hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! This is Deborah, can I help you? Milton: Oh thank god answered! Is this the toy Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm about Furby! I'm sorry, I don't have any. Milton: No! I'm not because I need the Furby; I'm calling because I have a Furby that's all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. Milton: My is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I promised that I get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. down from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm gonna put the phone to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of noises and its all kinds of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you little brat, I'LL YOU! He-he-he! Did you hear that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this from; I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm from my house now. I'm going to kill your mommy with an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you on a minute please? Milton: It it was going to kill my mommy with an ax! What of crap are you people' selling over there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Furby: the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can Furby: I crack! Oh-h-h! It just said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you to my manager please. Milton: Little Furby here is drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm calling a next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I you please? Yes is this the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a decision making or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I help you, try my best. I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I bought it from store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! on. Hang on; let me...let me it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Sir, are you sure that's a Furby doll? Milton: Yes I am it just called me a whore did you that!!! Uh-uh um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Uh-OK-uh Milton: What are you selling there! Manager: Well, as far as I we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! This thing is to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I call the Manager: II don't know to do! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: never heard a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is goingis some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is your of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! going to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Now it's threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I these things, but I just... Milton: GOT A GUN! IT'S GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, screaming and Furby laughing) Sirsir? Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)