Woman: for calling (beeped out) this ishow may I you? Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! This is Deborah, can I help you? Milton: Oh god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm about Furby! I'm sorry, I don't have any. Milton: No! I'm not because I need the Furby; I'm because I have a defective Furby that's spitting all kinds of words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought little for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I promised I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: Listen to Furby! I'm gonna put the phone next to the right now! It's making all of demonic noises and its all kinds of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: Listen you little brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you hear Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now using profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming from; I think we're looking at a here! Deborah: are you calling from? I'm from my house right now. Furby: I'm going to your mommy with an ax! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you hold on a minute Milton: It said it was going to my mommy with an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Deborah: Where are you sir? Oh! It's talking again! Furby: Shut the up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you to my manager please. Milton: Little Furby here is drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm calling a next! OK, hold on please. Yes! Manager: how may I help you please? Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. Milton: I have a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: What did you say the Furby was doing, and did you buy it? I bought it from your store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its the Exorcist noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. You're a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Sir, are you sure that's a Furby doll? Milton: Yes I am it just called me a did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell like a ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you people' there! Manager: Well, as far as I know we uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to that into Fludgecow mart when I get with you! This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Manager: did you say you...
Furby: I will acid into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my eyes and me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? II don't know what to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm to give you diarrhea! Now it's threatening me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: never heard a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! the hell is goingis this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is idea of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! You're to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Sir I understand that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm going to you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I these things, but I just... ITS' GOT A GUN! IT'S GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)