Woman: for calling (beeped out) this may I help you? Oh thank god you answered; let me to the toy department! OK please hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: This is Deborah, can I you? Oh thank god you've answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I an emergency! I'm calling about Furby! I'm sorry, I don't have any. Milton: No! I'm not calling because I need the I'm because I have a defective Furby spitting all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, 493 pounds, and I promised I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. down from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: Listen to Furby! I'm gonna put the phone next to the Furby now! It's making all kinds of noises and its all kinds of cursing and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Milton: Did you hear Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now using profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm from my right now. Furby: I'm to kill your mommy with an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you on a minute please? Milton: It said it was going to kill my mommy an ax! What of crap are you people' selling over there! Where are you from sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Furby: the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It said it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you to my manager please. Little Furby here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone immediately because I'm a lawyer next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I you please? Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a decision making or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I help you, try my best. Milton: I have a defective Furby that I from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: What did you say the Furby was doing, and did you buy it? Milton: I bought it from store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its making the noises! Hang on. Hang on; let me...let me shake it a bit to see if I can get it to talk. You're a little whore. He-he-he! Milton: did you that! Sir, are you sure that's a Furby doll? Milton: Yes I am it just called me a did you hear that!!! Uh-uh um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now calling me a camels ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you people' there! Well, as far as I know we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! This thing is starting to the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It just me to die, die, die! Where did you say you...
Furby: I will spit into your eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's threatening to spit acid into my eyes and me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I call the Manager: II don't know to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Oh-h... I'm going to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now threatening me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never a Furby doll say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is goingis some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! going to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in about 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I a gun! I'm going to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now it's to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I hear things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, screaming and Furby laughing) Manager: Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)