Woman: for calling (beeped out) ishow may I help you? Milton: Oh god you answered; let me to the toy department! OK please hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! This is Deborah, can I help you? Milton: Oh god you've answered! Is this the toy Yes it is. Milton: I an emergency! I'm calling about Furby! I'm sorry, I don't have any. Milton: No! I'm not calling because I the Furby; I'm because I have a defective Furby spitting all kinds of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. Milton: My is Milton; I bought little for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, he's 493 pounds, and I that I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm gonna put the next to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of noises and its making all kinds of and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you brat, I'LL KILL YOU! He-he-he! Did you hear that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It said it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now it's using profanity! Did you that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Deborah: are you calling from? Milton: I'm my house right now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Deborah: Yes sir, can you on a minute please? Milton: It said it was going to kill my mommy an ax! What kind of crap are you selling over there! Where are you from sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Furby: Shut the up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It just it smokes crack! Sir, can I let you talk to my manager please. Milton: Little Furby is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone because I'm calling a lawyer next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I help you Milton: Yes is the manager? Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Milton: Is this a decision making or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. Milton: I a defective Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! What did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I bought it your store here... Furby: (making noises) Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! Hang on. on; let me...let me it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: a little whore. He-he-he! did you hear that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a doll? Yes I am it just called me a whore did you hear that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' me a camels ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you selling there! Well, as far as I know we sell uh, good s... Milton: I'm gonna to turn that into mart when I get with you! This thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It told me to die, die, die! Manager: did you say you...
Furby: I will spit acid into eye and blind you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now threatening to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! I heard! Milton: I thinkshould I the police??? Manager: II know what to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! A MANAGER! I THINK IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's me with sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never heard a Furby say any of those things! Milton: Oh right! What the is goingis this some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If is your idea of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street pushing a shopping in about 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm going to you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now it's to shoot me with a gun! Sir, I hear these things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, Milton and Furby laughing) Sirsir? Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)