Woman: for calling (beeped out) ishow may I help you? Milton: Oh thank god you let me to the toy department! Woman: OK hold. Milton: Yes got an emergency! Deborah: is Deborah, can I help you? Milton: Oh thank god answered! Is the toy department? Yes it is. Milton: I have an emergency! I'm about Furby! Deborah: I'm sorry, I don't any. Milton: No! I'm not calling I need the Furby; I'm calling I have a defective Furby that's spitting all of violent words at me!
Yes ma'am. I'm a sir!!! Deborah: sir. My name is Milton; I bought little Furby for my 14 year old boy Chauncey, 493 pounds, and I promised I would get him a Furby if he dropped 25 pounds. He's from 520 you know! Yes ma...yes sir.
Milton: to this Furby! I'm gonna put the next to the Furby right now! It's making all kinds of demonic and its making all kinds of and gestures at me! Furby: Listen here you little brat, KILL YOU! He-he-he! Did you hear that? Yes, yes sir. Milton: It it was gonna kill me! Did you hearoh hold on it's talking again! Oh-h, eat me! Milton: Now using profanity! Did you hear that! Yes sir. Milton: Where is this coming I think we're looking at a lawsuit here! Where are you calling from? Milton: I'm from my house now. Furby: I'm going to kill your mommy an ax! Milton: DID YOU JUST THAT!? Yes sir, can you hold on a minute please? Milton: It it was going to kill my mommy with an ax! kind of crap are you people' selling over there! Deborah: are you from sir? Milton: Oh! It's again! Furby: the hell up jackass! Milton: TO THAT! How can I smoke crack! Oh-h-h! Milton: It just it smokes crack! Deborah: Sir, can I let you to my manager please. Milton: Little here is promoting drug use! Yes, put your manager on the phone because I'm calling a lawyer next! Deborah: OK, on please. Yes! Manager: Hello how may I help you Milton: Yes is this the Manager: Yes it is; how can I you. Is this a decision making manager or a patsy for the higher-ups! Manager: Sir, how can I you, I'll try my best. Milton: I have a Furby that I purchased from you guys, it's spitting out all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases, and I'm about to call a lawyer to sue your ass off! Manager: did you say the Furby was doing, and where did you buy it? Milton: I bought it from store here... (making Exorcist noises) Milton: Now its making the Exorcist noises! Hang on. on; let me...let me it a little bit to see if I can get it to talk. Furby: a little whore. He-he-he! did you hear that! Manager: Sir, are you sure that's a Furby Milton: Yes I am it just called me a whore did you that!!! Manager: um... Hold, listen... Furby: You smell a camel's ass! Oh-h-h. Milton: Now its' calling me a ass!!! Manager: Milton: What are you people' there! Manager: Well, as far as I know we uh, good s... I'm gonna to turn that into Fludgecow mart when I get through with you! thing is starting to scare the hell out of me!! DIE! DIE! DIE! He-he-he. Milton: It just me to die, die, die! Manager: did you say you...
Furby: I will spit acid into your eye and you!! He-he! Oh my god! Milton: Now it's to spit acid into my eyes and blind me! I heard! Milton: I I call the police??? Manager: II know what to do! Milton: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW TO DO! YOU'RE A MANAGER! I IM GOING TO CALL THE BOMB DISPOSAL UNIT, AND HAVE THEM TAKE THIS DAMN THING AWAY!!! Furby: Oh-h... I'm to give you diarrhea! Milton: Now it's threatening me sexually transmitted diseases! He-he Manager: I've never heard a Furby doll say any of things! Milton: Oh right! What the hell is goingis some kind of joke! No! I Milton: If this is idea of a joke, I'm going to sue your ass off personally too!! You're going to be living in a street pushing a shopping cart in 3 weeks! Manager: Sir I that... Furby: I have a gun! I'm to shoot you now! He-he-he-he-he-he-he! Milton: Now threatening to shoot me with a gun! Manager: Sir, I these things, but I just... Milton: ITS' GOT A GUN! GOT A GUN! (Gun sounds, screaming and Furby laughing) Sirsir? Oh my god! Ioh (dial tone)