Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet with bad in the indoor pool Yo am I, an animal? 'Cuz I bagged too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke Think I started on the choir singin' solo for the Tell mama please, get up off her knees
You wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese Open toed shoes, feet like collard greens Toes krossed like she on J. Dupris' team Button your sittin' up like beach in the sand plus A mouth full of rotten teeth with a in her hand
Who the fuck let you in, all my assistants are Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper that I can You know some old nigga wit a bit of attitude Pay him fifteen hundred to a girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, is good food So what I my nuts, how the fuck is that wrong For so glowin', pickin' hatin', Jamaican rum sippin'
Kid I'll burp on your girl cheeks The honey had my nuts like two red I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind they won't let me in 'Cuz I was down the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Stan Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite The top rooster pluckin', chickens I'm cluckin' WWF stands for When and we Fuckin'
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm like Menace II I roll through the drive thru like Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and too See my boys the ride crack patience too
Bricks, around, snorkel down and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan house Transportin' out, the in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle with the dinners
And them that ran My to get 'em With the heat seekin' wit, fo' antennas Doc's Da Name, why y'all fuck wit me I'm pocket change, the bums don't fuck D
Objective in 'em, inspection sticka the pen, I write like a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major mitten Where the at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you hear me, Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my pumpin' Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to Who owe me somethin', them niggas in the frontin' They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up,
You know my name, so no need for introduction I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone Bet me and Bee be swingin' 'til the honey come
Backs get blown, get thrown in headlocks, from this view, I'm Star Jones I'm red hot just candy, in '95 won the Grammy Yo, he use it as an now
Niggas stand or understand me, yeah Either or, funky headhunter comanchees wit shitty draws What's that shit, what shit, that on your lip I smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, the fuck, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches stand me, Fuhgidabowdit Still out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit
The shit I see every day tears to my eyes How I holla at my niggas ears to my cries Stick for not knowin', then teach 'em somethin' Bitch niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets you
I liked you, and you, I don't know So what the fuck you is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, nigga, I'm gon dust you If you can't pick afro, I'm gon bust you
like you was a 'lil nigga 'cuz you is And don't that daddy's gonna always love his kids Crackin' got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why You will live while everybody else'll starve
pretty shit is played, fuck what your name hold Break a nigga off somethin', watch a gain fo' Now you layin' somewhere cold, as shit And all that riffin' shit, will get you hit, bitch