Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet with bad in the indoor pool Yo what am I, an I bagged your's too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke Think I started on the choir singin' for the Pope Tell mama please, get up off her knees
You can't wear spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens Toes krossed like she on J. Dupris' team Button your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand A full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand
Who the fuck let you in, all my are fired Now I'm for some washed up rapper that I can hire You know some old nigga wit a bit of attitude Pay him fifteen hundred to fuck a in an interlude
You say I'm up, well, soup is good food So what I scratch my nuts, how the is that wrong For so glowin', afro S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum
Kid I'll burp on girl butt cheeks The honey had my like two red beets I'm bananas, out of my mind they won't let me back in 'Cuz I was before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Stan Now The Rock and Cold are my favorite maniacs The top rooster pluckin', when I'm cluckin' WWF stands for and Where we Fuckin'
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm like II Society I roll through the drive like Kane Jack you for the and chicken wings, and datin's too See my boys down the ride crack too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel Macaroni and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan out, the poison in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle with the dinners
And them niggas ran My to get 'em With the heat flow wit, fo' antennas Da Name, that's why y'all fuck wit me I'm pocket change, the bums don't with D
in 'em, Carlo inspection sticka Check the pen, I like a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major league Where the at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you me, Fuhgidabowdit Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my blood for whatever, which usually means I'm up to somethin' Who owe me somethin', niggas in the back frontin' They cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion
You know my name, so there's no need for I'm Mr. it all, so none of y'all can do me nothin' I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone Bet me and Queen Bee be 'til the honey come
Backs get blown, trash get in headlocks, from this view, I'm Star Jones I'm red hot just like candy, in '95 won the Yo, he use it as an now
can't stand or understand me, yeah Either or, headhunter wild comanchees wit shitty draws that shit, what shit, that shit on your lip I can't smoke wit ya kid, but save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, what the fuck, Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches can't me, Fuhgidabowdit Still out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit
The shit I see every day tears to my eyes How I holla at my niggas ears to my cries Stick niggas for not knowin', teach 'em somethin' niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets you frontin'
I never liked you, and you, I know So what the you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, nigga, I'm gon dust you If you pick that afro, I'm gon bust you
Walkin' you was a 'lil nigga 'cuz you is And don't forget that daddy's gonna always his kids Crackin' got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why You guys will live while everybody else'll
That pretty shit is played, fuck your name hold Break a nigga off somethin', a nigga gain fo' Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as And all that riffin' shit, mens will get you hit,