Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet bad bitches in the indoor pool Yo what am I, an 'Cuz I bagged too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, what I 'cuz fire and smoke I started on the choir singin' solo for the Pope Tell mama please, get up off her knees
You wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese Open toed shoes, smell like collard greens Toes krossed like she on J. Dupris' team Button sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus A mouth full of rotten with a dildo in her hand
Who the let you in, all my assistants are fired Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper I can hire You know old school nigga wit a bit of attitude Pay him fifteen hundred to a girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good So what I scratch my nuts, how the is that wrong For so glowin', afro S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum
Kid burp on your girl butt cheeks The honey had my nuts two red beets I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind won't let me back in 'Cuz I was down before the hype Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Staziak Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite The top rooster pluckin', chickens I'm cluckin' WWF stands for and Where we Fuckin'
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm like Menace II I roll through the drive like Kane Jack you for the cheeseburgers and wings, and datin's too See my down the ride crack patience too
Bricks, around, snorkel down Macaroni and Timbs broke out the orphan house out, the poison in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen
And them niggas ran My to get 'em With the heat seekin' wit, fo' antennas Doc's Da Name, that's why fuck wit me I'm change, the bums don't fuck with D
Objective in 'em, inspection sticka Check the pen, I write a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major league the stash at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you me, Fuhgidabowdit Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, get my blood pumpin' Down for whatever, which usually I'm up to somethin' Who owe me somethin', them in the back frontin' They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up,
You know my name, so there's no need for I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me Bitch I'm grown, on that one and bone Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the come
get blown, trash get thrown in headlocks, this view, I'm fuckin' Star Jones I'm red hot like candy, in '95 won the Grammy Yo, he use it as an now
Niggas can't stand or understand me, Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit shitty What's that shit, what shit, that shit on lip I can't smoke wit ya kid, but save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, what the fuck, Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches stand me, Fuhgidabowdit pullin' out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit
The shit I see every day brings to my eyes How I holla at my niggas ears to my cries Stick niggas for not knowin', then teach 'em Bitch niggas talkin' 'bout you the streets you frontin'
I liked you, and you, I don't know So the fuck you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, nigga, I'm gon dust you If you can't pick afro, I'm gon bust you
Walkin' like you was a 'lil 'cuz you is And don't forget that daddy's always love his kids Crackin' niggas got the nerve to why I rob, why You guys will live while else'll starve
That pretty shit is played, fuck what your hold Break a nigga off somethin', a nigga gain fo' Now you somewhere cold, stiff as shit And all that riffin' shit, will get you hit, bitch