Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet with bad bitches in the indoor Yo am I, an animal? I bagged your's too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke Think I started on the singin' solo for the Pope Tell your please, get up off her knees
You can't wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cheese toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens Toes kriss krossed like she on J. team Button sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus A mouth full of rotten teeth with a in her hand
Who the let you in, all my assistants are fired Now I'm lookin' for some washed up that I can hire You know some old school wit a bit of attitude Pay him fifteen hundred to fuck a in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, is good food So what I my nuts, how the fuck is that wrong For so glowin', afro S-curl hatin', rum sippin'
Kid I'll burp on your girl cheeks The honey had my nuts two red beets I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind they won't let me in 'Cuz I was down before the hype like Dusty and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Stan Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my maniacs The top rooster pluckin', chickens I'm cluckin' WWF stands for When and Where we
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm Menace II Society I roll through the drive thru like Jack you for the cheeseburgers and wings, and datin's too See my boys the ride crack patience too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel Macaroni and cheese Timbs out the orphan house Transportin' out, the in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle the frozen dinners
And them that ran My to get 'em With the heat flow wit, fo' antennas Doc's Da Name, that's why fuck wit me I'm pocket change, the bums don't with D
in 'em, Carlo inspection sticka Check the pen, I write a X was in 'em grittin', I brawl wit a major league mitten Where the at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you me, Fuhgidabowdit Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, get my blood pumpin' Down for whatever, usually means I'm up to somethin' Who owe me somethin', niggas in the back frontin' They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up,
You my name, so there's no need for introduction I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of can do me nothin' Bitch I'm grown, on that one and bone Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the honey
Backs get blown, get thrown in headlocks, from this view, I'm fuckin' Star I'm red hot just candy, in '95 won the Grammy Yo, he use it as an now
can't stand or understand me, yeah Either or, funky headhunter comanchees wit shitty draws that shit, what shit, that shit on your lip I smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, what the fuck, Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches can't me, Fuhgidabowdit Still out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit
The shit I see every day tears to my eyes How I at my niggas brings ears to my cries Stick niggas for not knowin', then 'em somethin' niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets you frontin'
I liked you, and you, I don't know So the fuck you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, whatever nigga, I'm gon you If you can't pick that afro, I'm gon you
Walkin' like you was a nigga 'cuz you is And don't forget daddy's gonna always love his kids Crackin' niggas got the nerve to why I rob, why You guys will live everybody else'll starve
That shit is played, fuck what your name hold Break a nigga off somethin', a nigga gain fo' Now you somewhere cold, stiff as shit And all that riffin' shit, mens will get you hit,