Fuck New York

Start spreading the news, because it's in your face
I guess if you like the smell of piss, it's the perfect place
The city that never sleeps, is the city I wish would die
But two planes later and you're still there, keep looking at the sky
Fuck the Yankees
Fuck the Mets
Fuck the Jets - Fuck New York!
Fuck Giuliani
Fuck Woody Allen
Fuck CBGB's - Fuck New York!
Fuck Seinfeld
Fuck Famous Rays
Fuck Times Square - Fuck New York!
Fuck the Upper West Side
Fuck the Lower East Side
Fuck Broadway - Fuck New York!
Turn on my TV and New York is everywhere
This city filled with shit, it is poisoning the air
Dirty scumbags begging change and litter in the street
The smell of trash, roasted nuts and homeless in the heat
Fuck Central Park
Fuck the port authority
Fuck Grand Central - Fuck New York!
Fuck Soho
Fuck Wall Street
Fuck Battery Park - Fuck New York!
Fuck the Giants
Fuck the Rangers
Fuck Madison Square - Fuck New York!
Fuck Spanish Harlem
Fuck the U.N.
Fuck Greenwich Village - Fuck New York!
Fuck the Brooklyn Bridge
Fuck the Holland Tunnel
Fuck the FDR Drive - Fuck New York!
Fuck the Empire State
Fuck the Chrysler
Fuck Joe Torre - Fuck New York!
Fuck Radio City
Fuck Lincoln Center
Fuck St. Patrick's - Fuck New York!
Fuck Hell's Kitchen
Fuck NYU
Fuck Washington Square - Fuck New York!
Fuck Park Avenue
Fuck MTV
Fuck Madison Ave - Fuck New York!
Fuck Edward Koch
Fuck Andy Warhol
Sex In The City - Fuck New York!
Fuck Staten Island
Fuck Queens
Fuck the Bronx Zoo
Go fuck Brooklyn
And while we're at it, fuck Long Island too!