Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I like a real pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first moved out there, I met one with a bad ass body Freaky little she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You knowin?