Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had freak, her name was Wendy I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you thought I Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was lickin' They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it stop Old Short Dog Still it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?