Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my back with my dick in her I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't forget the strippers Cinderella the glass slipper Top in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them hoes was lickin' They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it stop Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You ain't