Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch said her name was All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to 'em new niggas every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them niggas, I never would change my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To these hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't