Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't forget about the with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep these away I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it stop Old school Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You knowin?