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Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit

These are the tales, the freaky
These are the tales I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a player
So if you wanna have sex say yeah

I met this girl in
She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up
I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?"
She "No", but she had another friend
So I switched like a real
Laying on my back my dick in her mouth
I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know she said
Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on
In the where the grass is greener
I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one a bad ass body
Freaky little she was a Gemini
She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met girl went to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the
I her to my house so I could get some
I fucked her real good and made the cum
She was hella limber, said her was Amber
She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her name was
When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it
I'm coming from Oakland, C-A
Ain't no other way, like my Shante
She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp
You know I can't about the strippers
with the glass slipper
Top in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, all your friends
like Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big
So I showed it to 'em, took one second
Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked

These are the tales, the tales
are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

I know another bitch, her name is
I to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
I couldn't see me her
So I fucked her next door neighbor,
She had two roommates, and Amy
Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them liked to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas every week
I never would tell you all the hoes I
These are the tales, some of this I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and
So if it's you, you know the time
I spent the night with Monique in the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend and me
I do it on the regular, two at a
Call it what you want I be a wit' mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game
These hoes recognize when I in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for?
Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one
Bitch have some fun
I fucked her, you I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, and Karen
Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my
In the end, I got the same results

These are the tales, the freaky
These are the tales that I so well
For fifteen years I've a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

Hell yeah, I never would forget
We was layin real like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and
Next thing I know she started my dick
You the rest, before she left I paged Mia
I her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I back
Them was lickin' cats
They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats
She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these away
I never would tell you all the I fucked
These are the tales, some of this shit I up
I change the name so I can and shit
So if it's you, you know the time

These are the tales, the tales
These are the tales that I tell so
For fifteen I've been a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)

And it stop
Old Short Dog
Still it
gettin' it
Gettin' money
Eastside baby,
You ain't