Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one lets have some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit thing I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You knowin?