Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L where the grass is I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College day after school I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no way, like my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the time I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes when I come in the door I trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You ain't