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Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit

are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so
For fifteen years I've been a player
So if you wanna have sex say yeah

I met girl in Atlanta
She let a nigga but I still can't stand her
The pussy good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?"
She said "No", but she had friend
So I switched like a real
Laying on my with my dick in her mouth
I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some head
Bitch her name was Theresa
All on my dick cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L the grass is greener
I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
When I first out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass
Freaky little bitch she was a
She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another went to Spellman College
day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my so I could get some
I fucked her real good and the bitch cum
She was hella limber, her name was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember
I had another freak, her was Wendy
When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it
I'm straight from Oakland, C-A
Ain't no other way, my girl Shante
She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp
You know I can't forget the strippers
Cinderella with the glass
Top down in the Benz ain't no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all friends
It's like Lotto, you get a pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big
So I showed it to 'em, took one second
Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked

These are the tales, the tales
These are the tales that I so well
For fifteen years been a real player
So if you have sex say hell yeah

I know bitch, her name is Terri
I to the bitch "It's about time I get married"
I see me pimpin' her
So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, and Amy
Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!"
But them hoes liked to
I used to send 'em new niggas every other
I never tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, some of shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and
So if it's you, you know the time
I spent the night Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a
Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them Texas niggas, I never would
Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good
These hoes recognize when I in the door
I ain't bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one
lets have some fun
I her, you thought I didn't
Short Dog's in the house and I keep on
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and
straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my
In the end, I still got the same

These are the tales, the tales
are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real
So if you wanna have sex say yeah

yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', kissin' and
thing I know she started kissin' my dick
You know the rest, before she left I Mia
I told her "I got a new freak here"
She rushed over, I left and when I came
Them hoes was lickin'
call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, thats all thats
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug
To these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I
These are the tales, of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can and shit
So if you, you know the time bitch

are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I so well
For fifteen years I've been a real
So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

And it stop
Old Short Dog
Still it
gettin' it
Gettin' money
Eastside baby,
You ain't