Short Dog's in the house, once again this pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's like Lotto, you get a pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started kissin' my You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep these hoes I would tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You ain't