Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a real Laying on my back with my in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin some head said her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I moved out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know another bitch, her is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But hoes liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To these hoes away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it stop Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You knowin?