Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I like a real pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She over, I left and when I came back Them hoes was lickin' call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To these hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?