Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched a real pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no way, like my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to send 'em new niggas every week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So then I fucked the twins, and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them hoes was cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To keep these hoes I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it stop Old Short Dog Still it Still it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You ain't