Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched a real pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the where the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For years I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it Still it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You knowin?