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Short Dog's in the house, once again this pimp shit

These are the tales, the tales
These are the tales that I so well
For fifteen years I've been a player
So if you wanna have sex say yeah

I met girl in Atlanta
She let a fuck but I still can't stand her
The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up
I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?"
She said "No", but she had another
So I switched like a pimp
Laying on my back my dick in her mouth
I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some head
Bitch said her was Theresa
All on my like cheese on pizza
In the A-T-L the grass is greener
I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one a bad ass body
Freaky little she was a Gemini
She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl to Spellman College
Every day after school I aquired the
I took her to my house so I could get
I her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, her name was Amber
She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember
I had another freak, her was Wendy
When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it
I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A
no other way, like my girl Shante
She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay
Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp
You know I can't forget about the
with the glass slipper
Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your
It's Lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'

These are the tales, the freaky
are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

I know bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married"
I couldn't see me her
So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, and Amy
Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them liked to freak
I to send 'em new niggas every other week
I would tell you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can and shit
So if it's you, you the time bitch
I spent the night Monique in between the sheets
It was her, her April and me
I do it on the regular, two at a
Call it what you want I be a fool mine
Like Texas niggas, I never would change
Like my niggas up in spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I in the door
I ain't bitch, so what you want me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one
Bitch have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I
Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin'
So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and
straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I got the same results

These are the tales, the freaky
These are the tales I tell so well
For fifteen years I've a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was real close like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', and shit
Next thing I know she started my dick
You know the rest, before she left I Mia
I her "I got a new freak over here"
She rushed over, I and when I came back
Them hoes was cats
They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin'
Gotta get the money, all thats happenin'
She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes
I never would you all the hoes I fucked
These are the tales, of this shit I made up
I change the so I can rhyme and shit
So if it's you, you know the bitch

These are the tales, the tales
These are the tales that I so well
For years I've been a real player
So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)

And it stop
Old Short Dog
Still it
Still it
Gettin' that
Eastside baby,
You ain't