Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I like a real pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch said her name was All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I her real good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't forget the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I another bitch, her name is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But them liked to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you thought I Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them hoes was cats call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it stop Old school Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't