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Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit

are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so
For fifteen years I've a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

I met this in Atlanta
She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her
The pussy good I said "What's up bitch?
I'm tired of can you suck dick?"
She said "No", but she had another
So I like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her
I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?"
She mumbled something, I don't know what she
on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her was Theresa
All on my dick like cheese on
In the A-T-L where the grass is
I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina
I first moved out there, I met Holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass
Freaky bitch she was a Gemini
She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!"
I met another girl went to College
Every day after school I aquired the
I took her to my so I could get some
I fucked her real good and the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her was Amber
She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember
I had freak, her name was Wendy
When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!"
I did it
I'm coming from Oakland, C-A
no other way, like my girl Shante
She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the
Look out for a nigga, treat me like a
You know I can't forget about the
Cinderella with the slipper
Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your
It's like Lotto, you get a quick
said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to 'em, only took one
Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked

These are the tales, the freaky
These are the that I tell so well
For years I've been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell

I know bitch, her name is Terri
I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married"
I couldn't see me her
So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer
She had two roommates, and Amy
Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!"
But them hoes to freak
I used to send 'em new niggas other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I
These are the tales, some of this I made up
I change the name so I can and shit
So if it's you, you the time bitch
I spent the night with in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend and me
I do it on the regular, two at a
Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine
Like them niggas, I never would change
Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game
These recognize when I come in the door
I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for?
Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one
Bitch have some fun
I fucked her, you thought I
Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin'
So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em
Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault
In the end, I still got the results

These are the tales, the tales
are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years I've been a real
So if you have sex say hell yeah

yeah, I never would forget Charlene
We was layin real like two sardines
Talkin', laughin', and shit
Next thing I know she kissin' my dick
You know the rest, she left I paged Mia
I told her "I got a new over here"
She rushed over, I left and when I back
Them hoes was cats
They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm
Gotta get the money, thats all thats
She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I
These are the tales, some of this I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and
So if it's you, you know the time

are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so
For fifteen years I've a real player
So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)

And it don't
Old Short Dog
Still it
gettin' it
Gettin' that
Eastside baby,
You knowin?