Short Dog's in the house, once again this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I like a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her name was When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I got the same results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To keep these hoes I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?