Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and made the cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game hoes recognize when I come in the door I trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them hoes was cats call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?