Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched like a real Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch said her name was All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I can't about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started kissin' my You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old school Dog Still it Still it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You knowin?