Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met one with a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She over, I left and when I came back hoes was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To these hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah)
And it don't Old school Dog Still it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?