Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched a real pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I got the same results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next I know she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep these away I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah)
And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You ain't