Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of drinking And envisioning into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like decals But when females Better pay to these details or you could be derailed Better wear at least layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he you, I don't think he cares He gives a fuck, even his pinky Three personalities burstin' out of me, beware Her TV blares, can't the creaking stairs She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely around and screams, I remember distinctly I said "I'm to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her body In of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I what this looks like, officers just give me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your shirt is so a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was Think I'm becomin' a 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the But dog, how the fuck is Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to it Must go above and beyond, it's incumbent upon me I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' twirler that got dumped in the pond Second with no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections it Memory's too fucked to remember, temper Cut my public defender's jugular stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered discovered this winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the since the month of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this like, officers Please give me one minute I I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so But I'm just here to How come your is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Still on the loose, Spotted me inside Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Or was it Cool J? The is on a goose chase escaped from the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked I break in your basement Under your play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent Blatant sexual are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are in little riddles and poems Left on pillow in hopes, that when you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder In a verse and be charged with first 'Cause it just happened to match up With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know what looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was