Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having visions of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley I know is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when murdering Better pay attention to these details or you be derailed Better at least three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up under her Man, he you, I don't think he cares He gives a fuck, even his swears Three burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking She's unaware in no underwear, completely bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I said "I'm here to do repairs" her up, put her body parts In front of Steven trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know these words are so But I'm just here to How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's upon me Plus I feel somewhat for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler got dumped in the pond Second murder with no of it Collectin' articles, cuttin' out sections from it too fucked to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a Another dismembered toddler discovered winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the of November oddly I'm wanted for Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I know these words are so But I'm here to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm certain I was framed
on the loose, they Spotted me McDonald's Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just from the state pen For [edited] eight who hate men make it no weirder, I'm naked When I break in basement Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, adjacent Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get Insinuations are in little riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it never occurred to me I could describe a scene In a verse and be charged with degree 'Cause it happened to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know what this looks like, Please just give me one I think I can I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was