Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna her like she's decals But when females Better pay to these details or you could be derailed Better wear at least layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he hears you, I don't think he He a fuck, even his pinky swears Three burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't the creaking stairs unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare Turns around and screams, I remember I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her body In of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't murdered I know these words are so But I'm just to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was
Woke up, it was dawn, knew somethin' was wrong I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's upon me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler got dumped in the pond Second murder with no of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out from it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered winter probably 'Cause I the body Was covered up in the since the month of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please just me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I know these words are so But I'm here to entertain How come your is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was
on the loose, they Spotted me inside McDonald's In a Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Hussein, Bobby Boucher Or was it J? The cops is on a goose chase escaped from the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't make it no weirder, I'm I break in your basement Under your baby's pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' Blatant sexual implications are to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, that you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it occurred to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be charged first degree 'Cause it just happened to match up With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was