Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of whiskey And envisioning sneaking into Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's But murdering females Better pay attention to these details or you be derailed Better wear at least layers of clothing or be in jail If you get because your DNA'll Be all up under her Man, he hears you, I don't he cares He gives a fuck, even his pinky Three burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, hear the creaking stairs She's unaware in no underwear, she's bare Turns and screams, I remember distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In front of Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm just here to How come your is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew was wrong Think I'm a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka in the yard But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, it's incumbent upon me Plus I feel responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the murder with no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, out sections from it too fucked to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter 'Cause I disassembled the Was up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a probably just wanna pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
Still on the loose, me inside McDonald's Tuesday In a Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The is on a goose chase Just escaped the state pen For [edited] eight women who men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked When I break in basement Under baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, remainin' patient stayin' complacent sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems Left on pillow in hopes, that when you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it never to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be with first degree 'Cause it just to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I what this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just here to How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was