Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of drinking And envisioning sneaking into where Brinkley dwells I this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when murdering Better pay attention to these details or you be derailed wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he hears you, I don't he cares He gives a fuck, even his swears Three personalities burstin' out of me, beware Her TV blares, can't hear the stairs She's unaware in no underwear, she's bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I said "I'm to do sink repairs" her up, put her body parts In front of Steven trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know what this like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs I'm on Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka in the trunk of my car? get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little Girl, that baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder with no of it newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive Cut my public defender's jugular then him up in a blender Another dismembered discovered this winter probably 'Cause I the body Was up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm wanted for Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your shirt is so a missing person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm certain I was framed
Still on the loose, Spotted me inside Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose escaped from the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked I break in your basement Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait Facin' the door, remainin' while stayin' complacent Blatant implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it never occurred to me I describe a murder scene In a verse and be charged with degree 'Cause it just to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I know this looks like, officers Please just me one minute I I can explain I murdered nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was