Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) creepy visions of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking into where Christie dwells I know is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when murdering pay attention to these details or you could be derailed Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he hears you, I don't think he He gives a fuck, his pinky swears Three personalities burstin' out of me, beware Her TV blares, hear the creaking stairs She's unaware in no underwear, completely bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I said "I'm to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em
But hey man, I was I know what this looks like, Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's upon me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the Second murder no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, out sections from it too fucked to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was up in the snow since the month of November oddly I'm wanted for Them son of a probably just wanna pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
on the loose, they Spotted me inside McDonald's In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The is on a goose chase escaped from the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked When I in your basement Under your baby's pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it never to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be charged with degree 'Cause it just to match up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know what this like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't murdered I know these words are so But I'm here to entertain How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed