Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) creepy visions of whiskey drinking And sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's But murdering females Better pay to these details or you could be derailed Better wear at three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched because your Be all up under her Man, he you, I don't think he cares He gives a fuck, even his pinky Three personalities burstin' out of me, please Her TV blares, can't hear the stairs She's in no underwear, she's completely bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I said "I'm here to do repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I what this looks like, officers Please just give me one I I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so But I'm just to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, musta somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the that I'm on Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me Plus I feel somewhat for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got in the pond Second murder with no of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular then him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the since the month of November oddly I'm wanted for Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin on me
But hey man, I was I know what looks like, officers Please just give me one I I can explain I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm just here to How come shirt is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
Still on the loose, Spotted me McDonald's Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it J? The cops is on a goose chase Just from the state pen For [edited] women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked When I in your basement Under your play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' Blatant implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems Left on your in hopes, that when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it occurred to me I could describe a murder scene In a verse and be with first degree 'Cause it just happened to up perfectly With the or the Burger King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I what this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so what? Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed