Feeling kinky, lip to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) Having creepy visions of drinking And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley I know is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when females Better pay attention to details or you could be derailed Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in If you get scratched because DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he hears you, I don't think he He a fuck, even his pinky swears Three personalities out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't hear the stairs She's unaware in no underwear, she's bare Turns and screams, I remember distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" her up, put her body parts In front of Steven Avery's trailer and 'em there
But hey man, I was I what this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I know words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs I'm on Donald Duck's on, a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, it's incumbent upon me I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that baton twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder with no of it Collectin' newspaper articles, out sections from it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter I disassembled the body Was covered up in the snow since the month of November I'm wanted for Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your shirt is so There's a person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
on the loose, they Spotted me inside McDonald's In a Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just escaped the state pen For eight women who hate men Don't it no weirder, I'm naked I break in your basement Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little riddles and Left on pillow in hopes, that when you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder In a verse and be charged first degree it just happened to match up perfectly With the or the Burger King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed