Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky (Biatch!) Having creepy of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley I know is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when murdering Better pay attention to these or you could be derailed wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched your DNA'll Be all up under her Man, he hears you, I don't think he He gives a fuck, his pinky swears personalities burstin' out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't the creaking stairs She's in no underwear, she's completely bare around and screams, I remember distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her body In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em
But hey man, I was I what this looks like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I ain't nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was
up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Truck in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka in the trunk of my car? get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause incumbent upon me Plus I feel somewhat for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' twirler that got dumped in the pond Second murder with no of it newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive Cut my public defender's then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler this winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the month of oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this looks like, Please just me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your shirt is so There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
Still on the loose, me inside McDonald's Tuesday In a Toronto Blue cap, lookin' like your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Boucher Or was it J? The cops is on a goose chase Just escaped from the pen For [edited] women who hate men make it no weirder, I'm naked When I break in basement your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, remainin' patient stayin' complacent Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get Insinuations are placed in riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, that you get home get the hint, ho: I'm in your window But it never occurred to me I could describe a scene In a and be charged with first degree 'Cause it just to match up perfectly With the or the Burger King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know what this looks like, Please just give me one I I can explain I ain't nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost certain I was