Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too "Freaky Tales (Biatch!) creepy visions of whiskey drinking And envisioning sneaking where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is risky but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when females Better pay attention to these or you could be derailed Better wear at three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get because your DNA'll Be all up her fingernails Man, he you, I don't think he cares He a fuck, even his pinky swears Three personalities out of me, please beware Her TV blares, can't the creaking stairs unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare Turns around and screams, I distinctly I "I'm here to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her body In front of Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know this looks like, officers just give me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How come your shirt is so a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed
up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a 'cause of the drugs that I'm on Donald on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause incumbent upon me I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler got dumped in the pond Second murder no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections it Memory's too to remember, destructive temper Cut my public jugular then stuck him up in a blender Another toddler discovered this winter probably 'Cause I the body Was covered up in the snow since the month of November I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches just wanna pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what looks like, officers Please give me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so what? Got to do with me I'm certain I was framed
Still on the loose, Spotted me inside McDonald's In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' your college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Hussein, Bobby Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just escaped from the pen For [edited] eight women who men make it no weirder, I'm naked When I in your basement Under baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent Blatant sexual implications are to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder In a and be charged with first degree it just happened to match up perfectly With the or the Burger King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know this looks like, officers Please give me one minute I I can explain I murdered nobody I know these words are so But I'm here to entertain How come your shirt is so a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was