(featuring Bey)
the beginnig, there has always been smut God is smut, death is smut, girl is probably smut, hip hop is smut And now, for your pleasure, all you dirty Peddlers
See me on laserdisc fuckin bitch I-I-I, I my house in plastic cause I'm a health risk My tries to evict this I fuck girls anally and I'm on they shit list No S&M could hold me Gimmie twenty tapes and I'll gangbang Dolby Battery acid, splash the Now she need reconstructive For all the non productive, citizens organs I live a tec and Kiss the Girls like Morgan Freeman, fuck up ten He-men Peekin, still see bugs on me sleepin Hibernate your state, incubate Then I scrape off the fluids with a rake I can't concentrate I levitate, bong lakes That's all your games when Raid stops on my scape
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For the I'm a peddler Of so many useful Enough, you could get of hot, even better when it cools We about to y'all nigga's cheddar (x2)
[Mr. The from the master flee dastardly Smut Peddlers, it has to be, who the hell's me It's Starbuck, you starstruck, I'm verbally up With your hard luck your microphone is up I got devout Christians for Mormon missions the inscriptions, and visions, inscisions Cyclops beamin, cut a with percision Key to twistin a ???, roaches I be Addictions on scriptures, call it pet You shit better ?Glen Rice is Ted Nice's? I'm buttery, my steez at Sotheby's Jealousy, we be what others be Now blessed be he who pack apparatus Rhyme with more than B.A. Baracus Flyin at night, the white lines Your ain't workin like Slick Rick's right eye
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[Masai Ayo, ain't a rhyme, kid It's a plug, for a product That cleans more than Other leadin brands emit randomly to people Study their then scam 'em For example ya, cheese records Six different flavors and guess what, they all I believe the time and money that consumers waste On a of the same exact taste You phony rappers music for the rich to dance to Hope you can get into that But if you want light, go see Spieldberg He could use some house, high class herb To freestlye about him around And can't wait to about the Benz on his break But this name is Masai Bey And the ad was paid for by the most
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