Luyện nghe bài hát Folk Monologue

Can I get my glass of mmm, nothing like it!
At this time I would like much to do a folksong. since folksongs,
I think are still today. uhm, this one is in latvian and it's
From latvia. and it's about this tahitian girl who uhm, had lover.
And then one day this lover decides he doesn't like her anymore
And likes her sister better. so she decided the only thing to do
was to kill herself, see. so one day, oh, was very nice out
About 75 degrees, and she was this walk down to the river to
Drown when she, she tripped over this see. and uhm, oh it was
Awful I mean, she her glasses, she scrapped her knees. and uhm,
Just at this minute the lover and the sister to come by in a
Taxicab. so, see they saw her on the and she, having an
Astigmatism in her left eye, she that it was a wild bore. so,
She figured oh boy I'd better get down to the fast to drown so
She runs down there and what do you know the was frozen. so i
Mean she just stood there you and she went tchhh, like that. tch,
And uhm, because, I mean, she do it that day. see, it was a
Small town they only had one river, so. than she figured, oh
It's getting late, better get home cause her mamma would be
And would kill her if she was late for you know. so, I mean,
She gets up and she starts walking around and she bumps in to
This guy, and do you know, he turns out to be an optometrist.
And happens to happen to have her "suscription". so, anyway, uh?
Oh, I'm sorry "subscription".so anyway, I mean, she's I don't
You to think that this is one of hollywood-like stories: she
Gets the and sees happily ever after. I mean, this is, you
Know, no like that. I mean she had to pay for the just like
You and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I don't you to think
That I'm but she did get about a dollar fifty off, dollar
Sixty-five? so anyway, uhm... this guy (oh) out to be very
Nice and he even told her where she could find river.
So, I'll tell you the truth, this was a real creep. I mean,
You know who would wanna sing a about her? I mean, her sister
Was really much nicer. and uhm, I mean, i, I she came from
A family.

Call me a
me a schlemiel
Call me a brain a missing wheel
Call me what you
But nonetheless I'm
In with harold mingert
It's not he has a car
fleisher has a car
And a car is a car
But if didn't have a car too his name
I I'd love him just the same
Call me you will
But nonetheless I'm
In love with mingert
And it's not because he has a wealthy
Arnie has a wealthy family
But money everything
And if harold have a car too his name
I know I'd love him just the
But sometimes I ask why than
Do I than love harold
Harold isn't handsome or or smart
And I find romance and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can think
mingert's money and harold mingert's car
Call me what you
But non the less I'm
In love with mingert
arnie fleisher!