Luyện nghe bài hát Folk Monologue

Can I get my glass of mmm, nothing like it!
At this time I like very much to do a folksong. since folksongs,
I think are still popular today. uhm, one is in latvian and it's
From latvia. and it's about tahitian girl who uhm, had this lover.
And then one day this lover that he doesn't like her anymore
And likes her sister better. so she decided that the only to do
was to kill herself, see. so one day, oh, was very nice out
About 75 degrees, and she was taking this walk to the river to
Drown when she, she tripped over rock see. and uhm, oh it was
Awful I mean, she her glasses, she scrapped her knees. and uhm,
Just at this minute the and the sister happen to come by in a
Taxicab. so, see they saw her on the and she, having an
Astigmatism in her eye, she thought that it was a wild bore. so,
She oh boy I'd better get down to the river fast to drown so
She runs down and what do you know the river was frozen. so i
Mean she stood there you know and she went tchhh, like that. tch,
And uhm, because, I mean, she couldn't do it day. see, it was a
Small town they had one river, so. anyway than she figured, oh
It's getting late, better get home her mamma would be worried
And would her if she was late for supper you know. so, I mean,
She gets up and she starts around home and she bumps in to
This guy, and what do you know, he out to be an optometrist.
And happens to happen to have her "suscription". so, anyway, uh?
Oh, I'm sorry "subscription".so anyway, I mean, she's I don't
You to think this is one of those hollywood-like stories: she
Gets the glasses and sees happily ever after. I mean, is, you
Know, no like that. I she had to pay for the glasses just like
You and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I don't want you to
That I'm lying but she did get a dollar fifty off, dollar
Sixty-five? so anyway, uhm... guy (oh) turned out to be very
Nice and he even her where she could find another river.
So, I'll tell you the truth, this was a real creep. I mean,
You know who wanna sing a song about her? I mean, her sister
Was really much nicer. and uhm, I mean, i, I think she came
A family.

Call me a
me a schlemiel
Call me a with a missing wheel
Call me what you
But I'm still
In love harold mingert
It's not he has a car
fleisher has a car
And a car is a car
But if harold have a car too his name
I I'd love him just the same
Call me you will
But I'm still
In love with mingert
And not because he has a wealthy family
Arnie fleischer has a wealthy
But money everything
And if didn't have a car too his name
I I'd love him just the same
But sometimes I ask myself why
Do I than love harold
Harold handsome or clever or smart
And I don't find and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can think
Harold mingert's money and harold car
Call me you will
But non the less I'm
In love harold mingert
arnie fleisher!