Luyện nghe bài hát Folk Monologue

Can I get my glass of mmm, nothing like it!
At this time I would like very much to do a folksong. folksongs,
I think are still popular today. uhm, this one is in and it's
From latvia. and it's about this tahitian who uhm, had this lover.
And then one day this lover decides that he doesn't her anymore
And likes her sister better. so she decided the only thing to do
Naturally was to herself, see. so one day, oh, was very nice out
About 75 degrees, and she was taking walk down to the river to
Drown when she, she tripped over this see. and uhm, oh it was
Awful I mean, she her glasses, she scrapped her knees. and uhm,
at this minute the lover and the sister happen to come by in a
Taxicab. so, see saw her on the floor and she, having an
Astigmatism in her left eye, she thought that it was a bore. so,
She figured oh boy I'd better get down to the river to drown so
She runs down and what do you know the river was frozen. so i
Mean she just stood you know and she went tchhh, like that. tch,
And uhm, because, I mean, she do it that day. see, it was a
Small town they had one river, so. anyway than she figured, oh
It's late, better get home cause her mamma would be worried
And would her if she was late for supper you know. so, I mean,
She gets up and she walking around home and she bumps in to
This guy, and do you know, he turns out to be an optometrist.
And just happens to happen to her "suscription". so, anyway, uh?
Oh, I'm sorry "subscription".so anyway, I mean, I don't want
You to think that is one of those hollywood-like stories: she
Gets the glasses and sees ever after. I mean, this is, you
Know, no like that. I mean she had to pay for the just like
You and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I don't you to think
That I'm lying but she did get a dollar fifty off, dollar
Sixty-five? so anyway, uhm... guy (oh) turned out to be very
Nice and he even told her where she could another river.
So, I'll tell you the truth, this girl was a creep. I mean,
You know who would wanna sing a song her? I mean, her sister
Was really much nicer. and uhm, I mean, i, I think she came
A family.

Call me a
me a schlemiel
Call me a brain a missing wheel
Call me you will
But I'm still
In love with mingert
It's not he has a car
Arnie has a car
And a car is a car
But if harold didn't have a car too his
I guess I'd love him the same
Call me you will
But nonetheless I'm
In love with harold
And it's not he has a wealthy family
fleischer has a wealthy family
But money everything
And if harold didn't a car too his name
I I'd love him just the same
But sometimes I ask why than
Do I than love mingert
Harold handsome or clever or smart
And I find romance and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can about
Harold mingert's money and mingert's car
me what you will
But non the less I'm
In love with harold
arnie fleisher!