Luyện nghe bài hát Folk Monologue

Can I get my glass of mmm, nothing like it!
At this time I would like much to do a folksong. since folksongs,
I think are still popular today. uhm, one is in latvian and it's
From latvia. and it's about tahitian girl who uhm, had this lover.
And then one day this lover decides that he doesn't her anymore
And likes her sister better. so she that the only thing to do
Naturally was to kill herself, see. so one day, oh, was nice out
About 75 degrees, and she was this walk down to the river to
Drown when she, she over this rock see. and uhm, oh it was
Awful I mean, she her glasses, she scrapped her knees. and uhm,
Just at minute the lover and the sister happen to come by in a
Taxicab. so, see they saw her on the and she, having an
Astigmatism in her left eye, she thought it was a wild bore. so,
She figured oh boy I'd better get down to the fast to drown so
She runs there and what do you know the river was frozen. so i
Mean she just stood you know and she went tchhh, like that. tch,
And uhm, because, I mean, she do it that day. see, it was a
Small town they only had one river, so. anyway she figured, oh
It's getting late, better get cause her mamma would be worried
And kill her if she was late for supper you know. so, I mean,
She gets up and she starts around home and she bumps in to
This guy, and what do you know, he out to be an optometrist.
And happens to happen to have her "suscription". so, anyway, uh?
Oh, I'm sorry "subscription".so anyway, I mean, I don't want
You to think that this is one of hollywood-like stories: she
Gets the glasses and happily ever after. I mean, this is, you
Know, no that. I mean she had to pay for the glasses just like
You and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I want you to think
That I'm lying but she did get a dollar fifty off, dollar
so anyway, uhm... this guy (oh) turned out to be very
Nice and he even told her where she find another river.
So, I'll tell you the truth, this girl was a creep. I mean,
You know who would sing a song about her? I mean, her sister
Was much nicer. and uhm, I mean, i, I think she came from
A family.

Call me a
me a schlemiel
Call me a brain with a missing
Call me what you
But nonetheless I'm
In love harold mingert
It's not he has a car
fleisher has a car
And a car is a car
But if didn't have a car too his name
I guess I'd him just the same
Call me you will
But nonetheless I'm
In love with mingert
And it's not because he has a wealthy
Arnie fleischer has a wealthy
But money isn't
And if harold didn't a car too his name
I know I'd love him just the
But I ask myself why than
Do I than love mingert
Harold isn't handsome or or smart
And I don't romance and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can think
Harold mingert's money and mingert's car
Call me you will
But non the I'm still
In love with mingert
arnie fleisher!