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Fit As I Am

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BETTE MIDLER  fit or fat - fat as i am (LIVE!)
BETTE MIDLER fit or fat - fat as i am (LIVE!)
Fit or Fat "Fat as I Am" (Live at the Improv)
Fit or Fat "Fat as I Am" (Live at the Improv)
Bette Midler "As Fat as I Am" song and interview on Carson Part 2
Bette Midler "As Fat as I Am" song and interview on Carson Part 2
Lora Lee Gayer - "Fat As I Am" (Bette Midler)
Lora Lee Gayer - "Fat As I Am" (Bette Midler)
Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings (Official Music Video)
Bette Midler - Wind Beneath My Wings (Official Music Video)
Bette Midler - "Fat As I Am"
Bette Midler - "Fat As I Am"
Fat as i am - Bette Midler
Fat as i am - Bette Midler
Bette Midler- I'm Beautiful (Victor Calderone Club Mix)
Bette Midler- I'm Beautiful (Victor Calderone Club Mix)
Bette Midler - Mud Will Be Flung Tonight ( Soph Jokes )
Bette Midler - Mud Will Be Flung Tonight ( Soph Jokes )
BETTE MIDLER  soph (LIVE!)
BETTE MIDLER soph (LIVE!)
The Unfettered Boob (Live at the Improv)
The Unfettered Boob (Live at the Improv)
Soph (Live at the Improv)
Soph (Live at the Improv)
Bette Midler Sings The National Anthem (January 1, 2002)
Bette Midler Sings The National Anthem (January 1, 2002)
Bette Midler Mud Will Be Flung Tonight Albumb
Bette Midler Mud Will Be Flung Tonight Albumb
Marriage, Movies, Madonna and Mick (Live at the Improv)
Marriage, Movies, Madonna and Mick (Live at the Improv)
Vickie Eydie "I'm Singing Broadway" (Live at the Improv)
Vickie Eydie "I'm Singing Broadway" (Live at the Improv)
Bette Midler 1966-1990 shows, interviews etc.
Bette Midler 1966-1990 shows, interviews etc.
Actress Bette Midler: "I never look back"
Actress Bette Midler: "I never look back"
Bette Midler Top Tracks
Bette Midler Top Tracks
Bette Midler on 'Great Broads' and Her Return to Broadway - 2013 | The New York Times
Bette Midler on 'Great Broads' and Her Return to Broadway - 2013 | The New York Times

Lyrics

Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."

All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!


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