Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing paid off
'Cos early next mornin' seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was for a Sony or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a whole lot
But this'n here come its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, sweat
I's the first redneck on the

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line one time
And now they won't
The redneck on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed that up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so much and clickin'
I had a .22 shootin' at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had this fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the touch of a button, I could her life

So I got the number off her
I bought a new lift kit and four new
Then, I got on line to her account
Went and closed that sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead plain
Lettin' him that she told me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, like to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If they ever wanna find him, it won't long

To the first red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The first red neck on the

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot