Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got down on my
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
'Cos Rick Flare's in a talent fight"

I guess my tytheing finally paid off
'Cos early next shoulda seen what I saw
Reached in my over horse for my
'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my

I used my truck keys, cut the box
I was hopin' for a Sony or a box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here come its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

I thought I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said World Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they forget
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed that up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so much pointin' and
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had this fancy TV
I get back at my ex-wife
the touch of a button, I could ruin her life

So I got the off her Mastercard
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went ahead and closed sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
Lettin' him know that she me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a of days I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I told her to go to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For droppin' that box at Cledus'
If they ever wanna him, it won't take long

To reach the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Web, population four zillion, Cy hoot