Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
Didn't bother me that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna all my TV shows

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

I guess my tytheing finally paid off
'Cos early next mornin' seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a Sony or a box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here with its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said Wide Web
Then I out in a cold, cold sweat
I's the first redneck on the

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now won't forget
The redneck on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed mouse up in four-wheel drive
time I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with fancy TV
I get back at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I could her life

So I got the off her Mastercard
I bought a new lift kit and new tyres
Then, I got on to her bank account
Went ahead and closed that out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I an E-mail to her dead plain boss
Lettin' him that she told me
She'd his job by the end of the week

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a of fact
In a couple of days I got my TV
She said, She'd like to back, as well
I told her to go to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For that box at Cledus' address
If they ever wanna him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He on line just one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The first red on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, four zillion, Cy hoot