Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV

So I looked up to heaven, got down on my
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I a TV by tomorrow night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my finally paid off
'Cos early next mornin' seen what I saw
Reached in my horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a lot wider
But this'n here come with its own
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they won't
The first on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed that up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 shootin' at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The I had with this fancy TV
I could get at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her

So I got the number off her
I bought a new lift kit and new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
ahead and closed that sucker out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
him know that she told me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a couple of days I got my TV
She said, like to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If they wanna find him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The first red neck on the

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot