Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing finally off
'Cos early mornin' shoulda seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big brown box there, in my trailer

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a Sony or a box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a lot wider
But this'n come with its own typewriter
It had all the letters A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV said World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the first on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now they won't
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I taken my time
But I that mouse up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so much and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on to her bank account
Went and closed that sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead plain
Lettin' him that she told me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The first redneck on the

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a of days I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For that box at Cledus' address
If they ever wanna find him, it won't take

To reach the first red neck on the
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The first red neck on the

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population four zillion, Cy