Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't bother me that she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got down on my
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
'Cos Rick Flare's in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing paid off
'Cos early next mornin' shoulda seen I saw
Reached in my over horse for my
there's a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I used my truck keys, cut the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I at the name and thought, "Oh my gosh!
must be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a whole lot
But this'n here with its own typewriter
It had all the letters A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the first on the Internet

He was the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on just one time
And now they won't
The redneck on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed that mouse up in drive
Last time I did so pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had with fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the of a button, I could ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went ahead and closed that out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
Lettin' him know that she me
She'd his job by the end of the week

He was the first red on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line just one
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a of fact
In a couple of days I got my TV
She said, She'd like to come back, as
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For droppin' that box at address
If ever wanna find him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The first red on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot