Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
bother me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
'Cos Rick Flare's in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing paid off
'Cos early next shoulda seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big box there, right in my trailer

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here with its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in you wanna see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, sweat
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line one time
And now won't forget
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my
But I slammed that mouse up in drive
time I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with this TV
I could get back at my
With the of a button, I could ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I bought a new kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went and closed that sucker out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her plain boss
Lettin' him that she told me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' that box at address
If they ever wanna find him, it won't take

To the first red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population four zillion, Cy