Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't bother me none she had to go
I's gonna miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got down on my
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Flare's involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my finally paid off
'Cos early next shoulda seen what I saw
Reached in my horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was for a Sony or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a whole lot
But this'n here come its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen World Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, sweat
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now they won't
The first on the Internet

It was all so new, I taken my time
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel
Last time I did so much and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had this fancy TV
I could get at my ex-wife
the touch of a button, I could ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I bought a new kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went ahead and that sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an to her dead plain boss
Lettin' him know that she me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, like to come back, as well
I told her to go to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For that box at Cledus' address
If they ever find him, it won't take long

To reach the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population four zillion, Cy