Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't bother me none she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by tomorrow
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I my tytheing finally paid off
'Cos early next shoulda seen what I saw
Reached in my horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big box there, right in my trailer

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This must be a new one Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a whole lot
But this'n come with its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said World Web
Then I broke out in a cold, cold
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line just one
And now they forget
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel
time I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had this fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the touch of a button, I could her life

So I got the off her Mastercard
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on to her bank account
Went ahead and closed sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead plain
Lettin' him know she told me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He on line just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a matter of
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For droppin' that box at address
If they ever wanna find him, it won't take

To reach the first red neck on the
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red neck on the
The first red neck on the

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot