Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
bother me none that she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I looked up to heaven, got on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick Flare's in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing finally off
'Cos early mornin' shoulda seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos there's a big brown box there, right in my

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I at the name and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This must be a new one Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a lot wider
But this'n here come with its own
It had all the letters A to Z
I guess, you just in what you wanna see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, sweat
I's the first on the Internet

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now won't forget
The first on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda my time
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel
Last time I did so pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The I had with this fancy TV
I could get at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I could her life

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went ahead and closed sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I an E-mail to her dead plain boss
Lettin' him that she told me
She'd have his job by the end of the

He was the first red on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The first redneck on the

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a of days I got my TV back
She said, She'd like to come back, as
I told her to go to AOL

Now, thank the that the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If they ever find him, it won't take long

To the first red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on just one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red neck on the
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, your help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot