Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My wife run off my TV set
Didn't bother me none she had to go
'Cept I's miss all my TV shows

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick Flare's involved in a fight"

Well I guess my tytheing finally off
'Cos early next mornin' shoulda seen I saw
Reached in my over horse for my
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This must be a new one Macintosh"

my last TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here with its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV said World Wide Web
Then I out in a cold, cold sweat
I's the first on the Internet

He was the first red on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on just one time
And now won't forget
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my
But I slammed that mouse up in four-wheel
Last I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with this TV
I get back at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I could her life

So I got the off her Mastercard
I bought a new lift kit and four new
Then, I got on line to her bank
Went and closed that sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
him know that she told me
She'd his job by the end of the week

He was the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line just one
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
The first redneck on the

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a of days I got my TV back
She said, She'd like to back, as well
I told her to go to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' that box at Cledus'
If they ever find him, it won't take long

To the first red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line just one
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot