Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't bother me that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, you help me, please?"
"I a TV by tomorrow night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my tytheing finally off
'Cos early next mornin' shoulda seen I saw
Reached in my over horse for my
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was hopin' for a or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But this'n here come its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

Well I I punched up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said Wide Web
Then I broke out in a cold, sweat
I's the first on the Internet

He was the first red on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line one time
And now they forget
The first on the Internet

It was all so new, I taken my time
But I that mouse up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so much pointin' and
I had a .22 rifle at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The I had with this fancy TV
I could get at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her

So I got the number off her
I bought a new lift kit and new tyres
Then, I got on to her bank account
ahead and closed that sucker out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
Lettin' him that she told me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He on line just one time
And now they'll never
(Won't forget)
The first on the Internet

Now the moral of the story, as a of fact
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I told her to go to AOL

Now, the Lord that the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If they wanna find him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red neck on the
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, four zillion, Cy hoot