Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
Didn't me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my finally paid off
'Cos early mornin' shoulda seen what I saw
in my over horse for my inhaler
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I used my keys, cut open the box
I was for a Sony or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This be a new one called Macintosh"

Well my last TV was a whole lot
But this'n here come with its own
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you type in what you wanna see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV said World Wide Web
Then I out in a cold, cold sweat
I's the redneck on the Internet

He was the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on just one time
And now won't forget
The first redneck on the

It was all so new, I taken my time
But I that mouse up in four-wheel drive
Last time I did so much pointin' and
I had a .22 rifle shootin' at

Then, all of a it occurred to me
The power I had with this TV
I could get at my ex-wife
With the touch of a button, I ruin her life

So I got the number off her
I bought a new lift kit and four new
Then, I got on line to her account
Went ahead and closed that out

I had her and her water shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead plain
Lettin' him know she told me
have his job by the end of the week

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on just one time
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
The redneck on the Internet

Now the of the story, as a matter of fact
In a couple of I got my TV back
She said, She'd to come back, as well
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' that box at address
If ever wanna find him, it won't take long

To reach the red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He on line just one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
He was the first red on the Internet
The first red on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, population zillion, Cy hoot