Luyện nghe bài hát First Redneck On The Internet

Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a
My run off with my TV set
bother me none that she had to go
'Cept I's gonna all my TV shows

So I up to heaven, got down on my knees
An' I cried, "Dear Lord, will you me, please?"
"I need a TV by night
'Cos Rick involved in a talent fight"

Well I guess my finally paid off
'Cos early next shoulda seen what I saw
Reached in my over for my inhaler
'Cos a big brown box there, right in my trailer

I my truck keys, cut open the box
I was for a Sony or a Micro box
I looked at the and thought, "Oh my gosh!
This must be a new one Macintosh"

Well my TV was a whole lot wider
But here come with its own typewriter
It had all the from A to Z
I guess, you just type in what you see

Well I thought I up, "W.W.F."
But the TV Screen said Wide Web
Then I out in a cold, cold sweat
I's the first redneck on the

He was the first red neck on the
A bona fide, countrified,
He on line just one time
And now they won't
The redneck on the Internet

It was all so new, I shoulda taken my
But I slammed that mouse up in drive
Last I did so much pointin' and clickin'
I had a .22 shootin' at chickens

Then, all of a sudden it to me
The power I had with fancy TV
I could get back at my
With the touch of a button, I could ruin her

So I got the number off her
I a new lift kit and four new tyres
Then, I got on line to her account
Went ahead and closed sucker out

I had her power and her shut, slap, off
The I sent an E-mail to her dead boss
Lettin' him that she told me
She'd his job by the end of the week

He was the first red on the Internet
A fide, countrified, cyber-threat
He went on line one time
And now never forget
(Won't forget)
The first redneck on the

Now the moral of the story, as a of fact
In a couple of days I got my TV
She said, She'd like to come back, as
I her to go straight to AOL

Now, thank the Lord the UPS
For droppin' box at Cledus' address
If ever wanna find him, it won't take long

To the first red neck on the Internet
A bona fide, countrified,
He went on line just one
And now they'll forget
(Won't forget)
He was the red neck on the Internet
The red neck on the Internet

Hey buck, p'preciate help, you are the man
World Wide Web, four zillion, Cy hoot