This is the of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Gloria came on to say Gloria Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She says there's no between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a All you can be feminists just like me Now I am cooking the veggies and myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) where have you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) where have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my please save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, are you now? Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm going to the rally in I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna her at the rally in Washington I can't wait for the in Washington Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange of aliens No Sue he watches the he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! that was five years ago, today I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up ass Me and Betty, we're the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know it's not like I have anything against you It's just; well you're not really my type Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were free to the rally in Washington On the to the rally in Washington I couldn't wait for the rally in Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been lusting after you, for years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)