This is the story of and Sue Two left their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem on to say Gloria Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am cooking the veggies and myself (Cooking the veggies and myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria have you been? (Where have you been?) You've become my (My inspiration) where have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria please me now (Save me now) I need to free myself tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm going to the in Washington I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I can't for the rally in Washington Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a group of aliens No Sue he the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are be feminist housewives See you Jim I'm going to the in Washington Byebye! Well that was five ago, today I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm switching out of wife I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything you just; well you're not really my type Herb Look, look, no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I were We were free Going to the rally in On the road to the in Washington I couldn't wait for the rally in Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for years now) Betty, I've been after you for four years now (I've lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, great moms (Hahaha, I do that again)