This is the of Betty and Sue Two left their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching opera And Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a and a feminist All you can be feminists just like me Now I am cooking the veggies and myself (Cooking the veggies and myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria where have you (Where have you been?) become my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria where have I been? (Where I been?) All years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, where are you Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm to the rally in Washington I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm gonna find her at the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Well... tell him on a business trip trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the you think you are? My is Betty and my name is Sue And a lot of thing we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm going to the rally in Byebye! Well was five years ago, today I Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, we're the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I anything against you just; well you're not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out And try not to choke from the dust coming my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We finally free Going to the rally in On the road to the rally in I couldn't wait for the in Washington Hey Sue, almost to the rally in Washington I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on road. Who Something the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting you for four years now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)