This is the of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem? Steinem's a famous feminist She says there's no separation housewife and feminist She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists like me Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing (Cooking the veggies and myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) where have you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) where have I been? (Where have I been?) All these I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself please me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, where are you Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm going to the in Washington I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? rights? Who the hell you think you are? My is Betty and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well was five years ago, today I Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm switching out of wife I don't know Herb; it's not like I anything against you It's just; well not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out And try not to choke from the coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I were We were free to the rally in Washington On the road to the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, almost to the rally in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on road to go to that rally. Some say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting you for four years now (I've lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)