This is the story of and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Steinem? Steinem's a famous feminist She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be feminists just like me Now I am cooking the and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) Gloria have you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) where have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years I've listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free please tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm to the rally in Washington I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm find her at the rally in Washington I can't for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the you think you are? My is Betty and my name is Sue And a lot of thing we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well was five years ago, today I said: Herb, you can take SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not I have anything against you It's just; well not really my type Herb Look, look, no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were free Going to the rally in On the to the rally in Washington I couldn't wait for the in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in car and got on that road to go to that rally. people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin with vinyl I realize, Sue, been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've lusting after you for four years now (I've been after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)