This is the story of and Sue Two women left husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching opera And Gloria came on to say Gloria Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be Famous just like me Now I am cooking the and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) Gloria where have you (Where have you been?) You've become my (My inspiration) Gloria where I been? (Where have I been?) All these I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria please me now (Save me now) I need to free myself tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm to the rally in Washington I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna find her at the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I tell Jim? Well... tell him on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're by a strange group of aliens No Sue he the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well that was five years ago, I Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know Herb; not like I have anything against you It's just; well you're not really my Herb Look, look, no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were finally Going to the rally in On the road to the rally in I couldn't for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a of angels guided our car on that road. Who about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I do that again)