This is the story of and Sue Two left their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching opera And Gloria Steinem on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Steinem? Gloria a famous feminist She says there's no between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a All you can be feminists just like me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) Gloria where you been? (Where have you been?) You've become my (My inspiration) Gloria where I been? (Where have I been?) All these years I've listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my please save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself please me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, are you now? Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm going to the rally in I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I can't wait for the rally in Shit Sue! am I gonna tell Jim? Well... him you're on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And a lot of thing we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are be feminist housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well that was years ago, today I said: Herb, you can you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have against you It's just; well not really my type Herb Look, look, no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the on my way out okay And try not to choke from the coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I were We were free Going to the in Washington On the road to the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, almost to the rally in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting you for four years now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're great (Hahaha, I wanna do again)