This is the story of and Sue Two women their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She says there's no separation between housewife and She says you can be a and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, the veggies and valuing myself) where have you been? (Where have you been?) You've become my (My inspiration) Gloria have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, are you now? Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my today I'm going to the in Washington I'm see her at the rally in Washington I'm gonna her at the rally in Washington I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Well... tell him you're on a business Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? rights? Who the hell you think you are? My is Betty and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! that was five years ago, today I said: Herb, you can you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, we're the road I'm switching out of wife I don't know Herb; it's not I have anything against you just; well you're not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were finally to the rally in Washington On the road to the in Washington I couldn't wait for the rally in Hey Sue, we're to the rally in Washington Well I'm sure not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been after you for four years now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)