This is the of Betty and Sue Two women left husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching opera And Gloria came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a feminist She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a All you can be feminists just like me Now I am cooking the and valuing myself (Cooking the and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria where you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) where have I been? (Where have I been?) All years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to myself please tell me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, where are you Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm going to the in Washington I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm gonna find her at the in Washington I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real and fake aliens They took a specimen out of left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And a lot of thing we can do Cause we are, wannabe housewives Yeah, we are be feminist housewives See you Jim I'm to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well that was five ago, today I Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything you It's just; well not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out And try not to choke from the coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were finally to the rally in Washington On the road to the in Washington I couldn't wait for the rally in Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I do that again)