This is the of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Who's Gloria Steinem? Steinem's a famous feminist She says no separation between housewife and feminist She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists like me Now I am cooking the veggies and myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria where you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria where I been? (Where have I been?) All these years I've listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself please me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, where are you Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm to the rally in Washington I'm see her at the rally in Washington I'm gonna find her at the rally in I can't wait for the in Washington Shit Sue! am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a trip trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between aliens and fake aliens They a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm going to the in Washington Byebye! Well that was five ago, today I said: Herb, you can you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm switching out of wife I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything you It's just; you're not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, I'll try not to the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I were We finally free to the rally in Washington On the to the rally in Washington I couldn't for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, almost to the rally in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, great moms (Hahaha, I do that again)