This is the of Betty and Sue Two women their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem on to say Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Gloria where have you (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria where have I (Where have I been?) All years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself please me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio that Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm going to the in Washington I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm gonna her at the rally in Washington I can't wait for the in Washington Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is Betty and my is Sue And a lot of thing we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm going to the rally in Byebye! Well that was five ago, today I said: Herb, you can take SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, we're hitting the I'm switching out of wife I don't know Herb; it's not like I anything against you It's just; well you're not really my Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, is goodbye Herb And Herb, I'll try not to the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, and I were free We were free Going to the in Washington On the to the rally in Washington I couldn't wait for the in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say that a band of guided our car on that road. Who Something the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)