This is the story of and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Gloria Steinem's a feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be feminists just like me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) where have you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, are you now? Steinem, wait a minute, I heard on public that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my today I'm going to the rally in I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna her at the rally in Washington I wait for the rally in Washington Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do Cause we are, feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm going to the in Washington Byebye! that was five years ago, today I Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, hitting the road I'm switching out of mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything you just; well you're not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is Herb And Herb, I'll try not to slam the on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, and I were free We were finally Going to the rally in On the to the rally in Washington I couldn't for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to rally. Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now) Betty, I've been lusting after you for four now (I've lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)