This is the of Betty and Sue Two left their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Steinem came on to say Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous She says there's no separation between housewife and She says you can be a housewife and a All you can be feminists just like me Now I am the veggies and valuing myself (Cooking the veggies and myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) where have you been? (Where have you been?) You've my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria have I been? (Where have I been?) All these years been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the Where is my please save me now (Save me now) I need to free please tell me how (Free myself) I am becoming a Gloria Steinem, are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm my ticket today I'm to the rally in Washington I'm gonna see her at the rally in I'm gonna find her at the rally in I wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Well... tell him on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, tell him you're abducted by a group of aliens No Sue he the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you think you My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be housewives See you Jim I'm going to the rally in Byebye! that was five years ago, today I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up ass Me and Betty, we're the road I'm switching out of mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I anything against you It's just; you're not really my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye And Herb, I'll try not to the door on my way out okay And try not to from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were finally Going to the in Washington On the road to the in Washington I wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, we're to the rally in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some people say a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for years now) Betty, I've lusting after you for four years now (I've been lusting you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're great (Hahaha, I do that again)