This is the of Betty and Sue Two left their husbands... For each other (One, two, and... *laugh*) I was watching yesterday And Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem? Steinem's a famous feminist She there's no separation between housewife and feminist She you can be a housewife and a feminist All you can be Famous feminists just me Now I am cooking the veggies and myself (Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and myself) Gloria have you been? (Where have you been?) become my inspiration (My inspiration) Gloria where have I (Where have I been?) All these years I've been to Jim Get out of the way of the is my dinner? Gloria save me now (Save me now) I need to free myself tell me how (Free myself) I am a coward Gloria Steinem, are you now? Gloria Steinem, a minute, I heard on public radio Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket I'm going to the rally in I'm gonna see her at the in Washington I'm find her at the rally in Washington I can't wait for the in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Well... tell him on a business trip Business Sue, I'm a housewife... Alright, him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Women's Who the hell you think you are? My name is and my name is Sue And there's a lot of we can do we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist See you Jim I'm going to the in Washington Byebye! Well that was years ago, today I said: Herb, you can take SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, we're the road I'm switching out of mode I know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you It's just; well you're not my type Herb Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is Herb And Herb, try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Oh and Herb, forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Oil (Meow) And suddenly, Betty and I free We were free Going to the rally in On the road to the rally in I couldn't wait for the rally in Hey Sue, we're almost to the in Washington Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that in Washington DC, right? Some say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally. Some say that a band of angels guided our car on that road. Who Something the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four now) Betty, I've been after you for four years now (I've been after you, for four years now) Oh my god Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, We're moms (Hahaha, I wanna do again)