Hey, nicknamed Fatty Boo with a name She no have no boyfriend, she live up the fridge Triple or facial hair, she favor geezer she friend recommend, certain cream and tease her
She tipple is Bacardi Breezer she 31 but no one believe her Love randomer with she friend Anita You meet her, Anita's another big eater
Slipped for the waiter then there's always a feature When they run go food for them two creature One night she come so much she nearly have a seizure Fall off she chair, licked she head and amnesia
Wake up in A and E and bellows she pizza (Give me food, ya) Doctors sign paper and release her (One time) Cough, police to police her Fatty Boo you better pray nobody ya (This time)
Be careful of the that you do Say now you got but the plenty could be few This is my chance to shout it in avenue Say don't you be a sinner, you keep all for you, yeah
I said a time no you start warm as a ripple Every little dime, every nickel, you are Watch little head, Fatty Boo And give the dog a bone that could be for you
Fatty Boo but we call her Mel life Changed forever when she discovered Now she has a mind to buy apparel She no, gazelle but she bounced like hell
Whenever she spya to die for on the fashion channel (17 breezer, choom) And one like Tinker Bell, fatty, big like two bell in parallel walk and Mel never match up too well
But fatty was saucy, couldn't be She loved margo with her big nick, drifling the She bolder than the skinny girls, shoulder less (They're mine) And admired everywhere her openness
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Be careful of the things you do Say now you got plenty but the could be few This is my chance to it in other avenue Say don't you be a sinner, don't you all for you
Yeah, I said a long time no you start as a ripple Every little dime, every nickel, you are Watch you're head, fatty boo And give the dog a bone that could be for you
Be of the things that you do Say now got plenty but the plenty could be few
Yeah, I said a long no you start warm as a ripple you're little head Fatty Boo And give the dog a that could never be for you
Be of the things that you do Say now you got plenty but the could be few This is my to shout it in other avenue Say don't you be a sinner, don't you all for you
Yeah, I said a long no you start warm as a ripple Every little dime, every nickel, you are Watch you're head, Fatty Boo And give the dog a bone that never be for you
Finally Fatty Boo you with me in '73 Saturday night the music at my father's party 6 records on the often with Dan Settee Still your 6 years old and I'm the man
Steady with calypso to start then play One thousand bolts of holts, huh, for In the when R&B meant Arthur Conrey Otis Reading, T and the MG's
Every, little piece of attention as we to squeeze From the father, his friends and families Sometime deliberately tease with the that won't please And the whole room reaction set my heart at ease
It used to be black suits and shirts with skinny And they was wise and and funny and wise Staying up late and playing the With grown ups was my The fat kid with sparkling eyes