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A mystical sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the free Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting upon a rock was wide And warning false pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The teacher was coming to the house where she So she with pesticides Called her friends up Some of her were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits from the countryside With silver forks and placed side by side You could not be out the window, staring at the mountainside You have died
6:59 she's with pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the from outside One piece" and she replied "The is coming, he's soon to have arrived You're making me look bad, on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me some of that chicken that you fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the door and back inside Sat on the couch with the TV She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied day she woke up, and was preoccupied With meeting the mystical who lied Where could he She ran by the seaside He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our lesson on pride"