Okay now, to this
A mystical sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in Sitting upon a that was wide And warning against false "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was and felt so dignified The teacher was coming to the house where she So she purified with Called her up nationwide of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was Soup, steamed vegetables, potato on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits from the countryside With silver and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, at the mountainside You would have
6:59 swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I haven't Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He still hasn't Eight o'clock, she's on the Nine o'clock, by now she's She's off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical who lied Where could he She ran down by the He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our on false pride"