Okay now, to this
A teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock was wide And against false pride "Come to I reside!" a woman cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The teacher was coming to the house where she So she purified with Called her friends up Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You could smell the in the oven far and wide Natural juices and water Organic fruits from the countryside With forks and knives placed side by side You could not be out the window, staring at the mountainside You would have
6:59 she's swollen pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock outside She the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's to have arrived You're me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of that that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the door and back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still hasn't o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed pissed off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied Next day she up, and was preoccupied With meeting the teacher who lied Where could he She ran by the seaside He was there about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This our lesson on false pride"