Luyện nghe bài hát False Pride

Okay now, listen to

A mystical sat by the seaside
It was about five o'clock we heard the free ride
Anyway, the teacher was in stride
Sitting a rock that was wide
And against false pride
"Come to where I reside!" a woman
And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?"
"Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side"
And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"

She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride
If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified"
The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide"
She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?"
She was mystified and so dignified
The teacher was to the house where she resides
So she with pesticides
Called her friends up
Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified

She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried
Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the
You could smell the bread in the far and wide
juices and water purified
Organic brought from the countryside
With silver forks and placed side by side
You not be dissatisfied
Looking out the window, staring at the
You would have

6:59 she's with pride
As the intensified, there's a knock from outside
She opens the door, for the teacher has
But to her surprise, it was a bum who
"Please, I smelt the from outside
One piece" and she replied
"The teacher is coming, he's soon to arrived
making me look bad, come on now, step aside!"
The bum replied
"When I say I'm I haven't lied
Give me some of that that you just fried"

She replied, "Chicken,
No that's for the teacher, you're not
she slammed the door and went back inside
Sat on the couch the TV Guide
She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30
He hasn't arrived
o'clock, she's on the downside
Nine o'clock, by now she's
She's pissed off and her anger

She cried, then fell dissatisfied
day she woke up, and was preoccupied
With meeting the mystical teacher who
Where he hide?
She ran by the seaside
He was there teaching about pride
"You lied" she replied, "You
You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"

He replied, "No, I have not
I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside
I asked for bread and the chicken that was
And you said, I wasn't purified"
She replied, "I notified
I had no idea you was the bum that cried"
And the teacher sighed, replied
"This concludes our lesson on pride"