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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the free Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting upon a rock that was And against false pride "Come to I reside!" a woman cried And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her friends up Some of her friends were tongue-tied, felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the bread in the far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits brought the countryside With silver and knives placed side by side You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You have died
she's swollen with pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and then she "The is coming, he's soon to have arrived You're me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of that chicken that you fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified she slammed the door and went back inside Sat on the couch with the TV She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her anger
She cried, fell asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical who lied Where could he She ran down by the He was there teaching false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I asked for and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea you was the bum that cried" And the sighed, then replied "This our lesson on false pride"