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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock that was And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was and felt so dignified The teacher was coming to the house she resides So she purified with Called her up nationwide of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural juices and purified Organic brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, at the mountainside You would died
6:59 swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have You're me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I haven't Give me some of that chicken that you fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then fell asleep Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the teacher who lied Where he hide? She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our on false pride"