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A mystical teacher sat by the It was five o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting a rock that was wide And warning false pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The teacher was to the house where she resides So she purified pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so
She made steamed fish, fish, fish that was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural juices and purified fruits brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would have
6:59 she's swollen pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and she replied "The is coming, he's soon to have arrived You're making me bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I lied me some of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch with the TV She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He hasn't arrived o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed pissed off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical teacher who could he hide? She ran down by the He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our lesson on pride"