Okay now, to this
A mystical sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting a rock that was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The teacher was coming to the where she resides So she with pesticides her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so
She made steamed fish, baked fish, that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural juices and water Organic fruits brought from the silver forks and knives placed side by side You could not be out the window, staring at the mountainside You have died
6:59 she's swollen with As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived You're making me bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He hasn't arrived o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now she's She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, fell asleep dissatisfied Next day she up, and was preoccupied With the mystical teacher who lied could he hide? She ran down by the He was there teaching about false "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our on false pride"