Okay now, to this
A mystical sat by the seaside It was about five 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in Sitting upon a rock was wide And against false pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she purified pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the in the oven far and wide Natural juices and purified Organic fruits brought the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, staring at the You would have
6:59 she's swollen with As the moment intensified, a knock from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have You're making me look bad, come on now, aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I haven't Give me some of that chicken you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the door and back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell asleep Next day she woke up, and was With the mystical teacher who lied Where could he She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This our lesson on false pride"