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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting upon a rock that was And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she purified pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could the bread in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits from the countryside silver forks and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, at the mountainside You would have
6:59 swollen with pride As the moment intensified, a knock from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived You're me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then He hasn't arrived o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now she's She's off and her anger multiplied
She cried, fell asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was meeting the mystical teacher who lied Where could he She ran by the seaside He was there teaching about false "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be there at o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for bread and the chicken was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This our lesson on false pride"