Okay now, to this
A mystical teacher sat by the It was five o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in upon a rock that was wide And against false pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The was coming to the house where she resides So she purified with her friends up nationwide Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the bread in the far and wide Natural and water purified fruits brought from the countryside With forks and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, staring at the You would died
6:59 she's swollen pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, he's to have arrived making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me some of that chicken that you fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she slammed the door and went inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell asleep day she woke up, and was preoccupied With meeting the mystical who lied Where he hide? She ran down by the He was there about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I asked for bread and the chicken was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the sighed, then replied "This our lesson on false pride"