Okay now, to this
A mystical teacher sat by the It was about o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting a rock that was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was and felt so dignified The teacher was to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so
She made steamed fish, fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could smell the bread in the far and wide juices and water purified Organic fruits brought from the silver forks and knives placed side by side You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would died
6:59 she's swollen pride As the moment intensified, a knock from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the from outside One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived You're making me look bad, on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still hasn't Eight o'clock, she's on the o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical teacher who could he hide? She ran down by the He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our lesson on pride"