Okay now, to this
A mystical sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the free Anyway, the teacher was in stride upon a rock that was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The teacher was coming to the house where she So she purified pesticides Called her friends up Some of her friends were tongue-tied, felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could smell the bread in the oven far and juices and water purified Organic brought from the countryside With silver and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied Looking out the window, staring at the You have died
6:59 swollen with pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, he's soon to arrived making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me some of that that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, not purified Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch with the TV She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still hasn't o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical who lied Where could he She ran down by the He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This our lesson on false pride"