Okay now, to this
A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in Sitting upon a rock was wide And against false pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The was coming to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her friends up Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so
She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified fruits brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by You could not be Looking out the window, at the mountainside You have died
6:59 she's with pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived You're making me look bad, on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of that that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He still arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied day she woke up, and was preoccupied With the mystical teacher who lied could he hide? She ran down by the He was there teaching false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you me to move aside I asked for and the chicken that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our lesson on pride"