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A teacher sat by the seaside It was about five 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting upon a that was wide And against false pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was and felt so dignified The teacher was to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato on the side You smell the bread in the oven far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed side by You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would have
she's swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, soon to have arrived You're me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I haven't Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now she's She's off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied Next day she up, and was preoccupied With meeting the teacher who lied could he hide? She ran down by the He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I at 6:59, and you told me to move aside I asked for bread and the that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our lesson on pride"