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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock that was And warning against false "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was Soup, vegetables, potato salad on the side You could smell the bread in the oven far and Natural and water purified fruits brought from the countryside With forks and knives placed side by side You could not be out the window, staring at the mountainside You would died
6:59 she's swollen pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to arrived You're making me look bad, come on now, aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me some of chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not Then she slammed the door and went back Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, 7:30 He still arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell asleep Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical teacher who Where he hide? She ran down by the He was there teaching false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be there at o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for and the chicken that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This our lesson on false pride"