Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my told me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id fine
5'9, blues eyes, in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass
No more looking for bums, standing in the
Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age

You know I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next three years I had so fun
drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
That KRS-One 21 up and live
hella tight
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
When I got up the the the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and like "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and grab my back
But the mother fucker was than Shaq, on crack
I should of him, but I would have reached his knee cap

And that wouldn't have hurt him very much

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would cried in public
Oh no, I'm like give it bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
mother is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never seemed to
You look injected with the shit they give to KFC
Get 'em
I like ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I fight you
If I was a dog I would you
single day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great and really strong dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never take an fake Id
You could be and tough, it don't matter to me
you're going to get burned if you step to MCs