Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie told me where I could get a Id
"Aiyo son you better get shit when you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
as hell I went to the store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the contraband with a ass hologram
No more looking for bums, in the rain
Stranded on and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of plastic that I was of age

You know I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would reached his knee cap

And that probably have hurt him very much

He kept laughing and smilin' and he me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have in public
Oh no, I'm like it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny.

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were ten
Get 'em
Your mother is dumb for you
You're a bouncer you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I like ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I bite you
single day you make people cry
And your job is to go and ruin lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm they make great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you a lesson from me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said take an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it matter to me
you're going to get burned if you step to MCs