Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit you in NY"
So I hopped on the subway and I it a try
Plesant surprise the Id fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the store my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass
No looking for bums, standing in the rain
on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a of plastic that proved I was of age

You what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next years I had so much fun
Getting in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
I heard he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher than Shaq, on
I should of punched him, but I would reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't hurt him very much

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I have cried in public
Oh no, I'm like it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny.

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they like ten
Get 'em
mother is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid laughed at you
Get 'em
too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't like ya, at all I you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every day you make people cry
And your job is to go and teenager's lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and really dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
Never an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never an MC's fake Id
You could be and tough, it don't matter to me
'Cause going to get burned if you step to MCs