Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my told me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You that I was the man
Buying the contraband a fake ass hologram
No looking for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my
For the of the summer man I was on fades
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next three I had so much fun
drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
That said 21 up and live
hella tight
Aiyo I he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him much

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would cried in public
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Island Ice tea?
I hate with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is for having you
You're a because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never to listen
You look with the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't like ya, at all I you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I would you
Every single day you make cry
And your job is to go and ruin teenager's
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they great husbands and really strong dads
But you learned a lesson from me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said take an MC's fake Id
You could be and tough, it don't matter to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs