Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you get that shit when you in NY"
So I hopped on the subway and I it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the store with my
Came out and "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass
No more looking for bums, standing in the
Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting drunk
Eh, I got a whole new way
of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs you had to be 21
one day I was walking and I saw a sign
That said KRS-One 21 up and
That's tight
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
When I got up the the the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at and he's like "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I have reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't hurt him very much

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would cried in public
Oh no, I'm like give it bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
mother is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I like ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far bouncers all bad
I'm sure they make husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you a lesson from me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I never take an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it don't to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs