Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I could get a Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I to the store with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You that I was the man
the contraband with a fake ass hologram
No looking for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of plastic that I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
That said KRS-One 21 up and
hella tight
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer Id's
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we take these"
I tried to reach and grab my shit
But the fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have cried in
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Island Ice tea?
I bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is dumb for you
You're a bouncer you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never to listen
You look injected with the they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't like ya, at all I you
If I was tall I fight you
If I was a dog I would you
Every day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and strong dads
But hopefully you a lesson from me
Never an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said take an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it don't to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs