Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie told me I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the contraband a fake ass hologram
No more looking for bums, standing in the
on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, drunk everyday
Eh, I got a whole new way
Because of a piece of that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of and you're in the club.

Now for the next three I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's hella
I heard he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a
When I got up the the door the bouncer checking
at mine and he's like "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher than Shaq, on
I should of him, but I would have reached his knee cap

And probably wouldn't have hurt him very much

He kept laughing and and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I have cried in public
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was by the Caucasian Deebo

Ha I'm laughing now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is dumb for you
You're a bouncer because you have a small and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never to listen
You injected with the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I fight you
If I was a dog I would you
Every day you make people cry
And your job is to go and ruin teenager's
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and really strong
But hopefully you a lesson from me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said never take an MC's Id
You could be and tough, it don't matter to me
you're going to get burned if you step to MCs