Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, blues eyes, born in
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the with a fake ass hologram
No more looking for bums, standing in the
Stranded on and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next three I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs you had to be 21
Then one day I was and I saw a sign
That said KRS-One 21 up and
That's tight
Aiyo I heard he always it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer Id's
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we take these"
I tried to and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have him very much

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb
And if I would of let myself I would have cried in
Oh no, I'm like give it bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never seemed to
You look injected the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I like ya, at all I despise you
If I was I would fight you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far aren't all bad
I'm they make great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you learned a from me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it matter to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs