Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit you in NY"
So I hopped on the subway and I it a try
Plesant surprise the Id looked
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You that I was the man
the contraband with a fake ass hologram
No more looking for bums, standing in the
Stranded on Broadway and giving 'em all my
For the of the summer man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of plastic proved I was of age

You know I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next three I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop clubs you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
That said KRS-One 21 up and
hella tight
Aiyo I he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at and he's like "Nah we don't take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the mother fucker was tougher Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have reached his cap

And that wouldn't have hurt him very much

He laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have in public
Oh no, I'm like it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the it really was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is for having you
You're a bouncer because you a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you seemed to listen
You injected with the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't like ya, at all I you
If I was I would fight you
If I was a dog I would you
Every day you make people cry
And your job is to go and teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far bouncers all bad
I'm they make great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said never take an MC's Id
You could be buff and tough, it matter to me
'Cause you're to get burned if you step to MCs