Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, blues eyes, born in
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You that I was the man
Buying the contraband with a ass hologram
No more looking for bums, standing in the
on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of plastic that I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
Getting in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was and I saw a sign
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I up in my Civic and went out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer Id's
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and grab my back
But the fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of him, but I would have reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have him very much

He kept laughing and and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have cried in
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was by the Caucasian Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not and it's still not very funny. Fucker

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I to be 21 to drink a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
mother is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit they to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every day you make people cry
And your job is to go and ruin lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great and really strong dads
But you learned a lesson from me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said never an MC's fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it matter to me
'Cause you're to get burned if you step to MCs