Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my told me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
surprise the Id looked fine
5'9, blues eyes, born in
Nervous as hell I went to the store my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
the contraband with a fake ass hologram
No more for bums, standing in the rain
on Broadway and giving 'em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got treated a new way
Because of a piece of plastic proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
Getting drunk in clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was and I saw a sign
That KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
Aiyo I he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my and went out to by a ticket
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and grab my back
But the mother was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have reached his cap

And that probably wouldn't have him very much

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb
And if I would of let myself I would have cried in
Oh no, I'm like it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not funny and it's still not very funny.

why you got to take my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I would you
Every single day you people cry
And your job is to go and teenager's lives
Ok I'm too far bouncers aren't all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and strong dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
Never an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never take an fake Id
You could be buff and tough, it matter to me
'Cause you're to get burned if you step to MCs