Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie told me where I get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
Plesant the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as I went to the store with my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the with a fake ass hologram
No more for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and 'em all my change
For the rest of the summer man I was on
17, had it made, getting drunk
Eh, I got a whole new way
Because of a piece of plastic proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the next three years I had so fun
Getting in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
That KRS-One 21 up and live
That's tight
I heard he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my and went out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's like "Nah we take these"
I to reach and grab my shit back
But the fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I would have reached his cap

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very

He kept laughing and smilin' and he me a dumb shit
And if I would of let I would have cried in public
Oh no, I'm like it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Caucasian

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it was not funny and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
too big and you never seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit they give to KFC
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I fight you
If I was a dog I would you
Every day you make people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far bouncers all bad
I'm sure they make great husbands and really dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
Never take an fake Id

Yup, I said never take an fake Id
You be buff and tough, it don't matter to me
'Cause you're going to get if you step to MCs