(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, folks dont talk much They get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some shit Drum this out with two Soup a high school for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous from a Knock if you feel it Born to rip, I shouldve Perforated by the rings like a Mead want an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, are in, Urkel made it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run from me, and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and that beat Cause I double up and straight dry heave But believe, oh Im cold, Imma freeze this beat Like Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a Look here, we in these streets a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? on that shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, perhaps Im playin Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white trash out the Now Im in a like broken pencils Empty bottles and stolen one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a to that word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, dont no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, pills are I just get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a samurai a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look like my was MJ One glove and a pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!