(Intro) (You know my Critter said, "You look like you shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, hawk, what? Country folks dont much They just get to work: Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on shit Drum this out two sticks a high school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous a tomb Knock if you feel it to rip, I shouldve been Perforated by the rings like a notebook Squares an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, are in, Urkel made it Ill slap Urkel, take his lunch Punks they run from me, drunk and But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy the knife, and two grams of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh dont leave Just give me the keys and that beat Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze beat Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in streets like a pair of Nikes Well, I be more like a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a ditch broken pencils Empty bottles and stolen one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a to that word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, roll These hoes are no good, are okay I just wanna get high, what you say Wild, the pen-play of like a samurai sword a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look like my was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of loafers And I on the tempo like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, ho this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!