(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You like you been shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, folks dont talk much They get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some this out with two sticks Soup a school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps mummies jealous from a tomb twice if you feel it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery when Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run from me, and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of candy Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me oh please dont leave Just give me the keys and crank that Cause I might up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, freeze this beat Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who toss the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like pencils Empty bottles and rentals This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a for? Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, dont need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets roll These hoes are no good, are okay I just get high, fuck what you say Wild, the kind of like a samurai sword a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay rent day Do I not like my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now go, lets go, lets go Lets go, lets go, go Lets go, go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!