(Intro) (You my Uncle Critter said, "You like you been shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, hawk, what? Country folks dont talk They get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some Drum out with two sticks Soup a high school Coupe for new Zoom, make mummies jealous from a tomb Knock twice if you it to rip, I shouldve been Perforated by the rings like a Mead Squares an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, are in, Urkel made it Ill slap Urkel, his lunch money Punks they run me, drunk and upset But I run clumsy, punch a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh dont leave Just give me the and crank that beat Cause I double up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, freeze this beat Like Freon, frickin neon, me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets a pair of Nikes Well, I might be like a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on that shit, wheres the Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, perhaps Im Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who toss the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken Empty bottles and stolen one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, dont need no and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, roll These hoes are no good, are okay I just get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a samurai a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, lets go, go Lets go, lets go, go Lets go, go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!