(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you been shot at and at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, hawk, what? Country dont talk much They just get to sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some shit Drum this out two sticks Soup a high school for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous from a Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the rings a Mead notebook Squares want an artery blocked Im around Circulated, nerds are in, made it Ill slap Urkel, take his money Punks run from me, drunk and upset But I run clumsy, punch a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and crank beat Cause I might double up and dry heave But believe, oh Im cold, Imma freeze this beat Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I be more like a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? Been on that shit, wheres the Thumbtack it, South it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken Empty and stolen rentals This one is for all my Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, are okay I wanna get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not like my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of loafers And I moonwalk on the like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On ass, ho this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now go, lets go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!