(Intro) (You my Uncle Critter said, "You look like you been at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks dont much They just get to work: Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some this out with two sticks Soup a high school for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous a tomb Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I been by the rings like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery blocked Im around Circulated, are in, Urkel made it Ill slap Urkel, take his money they run from me, drunk and upset But I run clumsy, punch a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Chelsea Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and that beat I might double up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Like Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I be more like a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, perhaps Im Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who toss the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like pencils Empty bottles and rentals This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of go berserk for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, pills are I just wanna get high, fuck you say Wild, the pen-play kind of a samurai sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not like my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of penny And I moonwalk on the tempo Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin this shit to ride to On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, lets go, go Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!