(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you been shot at and at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country dont talk much just get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some Drum this out with two Soup a high school for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies from a tomb Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the rings a Mead notebook Squares want an artery blocked Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill slap Urkel, take his money Punks they run me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Chelsea Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and that beat Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Like Freon, neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets like a pair of Well, I might be more a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 2) So new? Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just the white trash out the window Now Im in a like broken pencils Empty bottles and stolen This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, dont need no and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, pills are I just get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a samurai a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not like my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of penny And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah this funky-ass shit to ride to On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!