(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you been at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks dont talk just get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some this out with two sticks Soup a high school Coupe for new Zoom, raps make mummies from a tomb Knock if you feel it to rip, I shouldve been Perforated by the rings like a Mead want an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run from me, drunk and But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh dont leave Just give me the keys and crank that Cause I might double up and dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze beat Like Freon, neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets like a of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? Been on that shit, the atlas? it, South Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a like broken pencils Empty and stolen rentals This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a to that word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no to be coerced Odd economy, dont no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, roll These hoes are no good, are okay I just wanna get high, fuck you say Wild, the pen-play of like a samurai sword a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!