(Intro) (You my Uncle Critter said, "You like you been shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass to ride to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country dont talk much They just get to work: Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some shit Drum out with two sticks a high school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous a tomb Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I shouldve by the rings like a Mead notebook Squares an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks run from me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh dont leave give me the keys and crank that beat Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, freeze this beat Like Freon, neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets a pair of Nikes Well, I might be like a pair of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, perhaps Im playin Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white trash out the Now Im in a ditch broken pencils Empty bottles and rentals one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, dont no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets roll These hoes are no good, are okay I wanna get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play of like a samurai sword With a big bitch, bow to bitch, its pay your rent day Do I not look like my was MJ One and a fuckin pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On that ass, Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!