(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you been shot at and at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, hawk, what? Country folks talk much They get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on shit Drum out with two sticks Soup a school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, make mummies jealous from a tomb Knock if you feel it to rip, I shouldve been Perforated by the rings like a Mead Squares want an artery blocked Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill slap Urkel, take his lunch Punks run from me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy the knife, and two grams of candy Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh please leave Just give me the keys and crank beat Cause I might up and straight dry heave But believe, oh Im cold, Imma freeze this beat Like Freon, neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these streets like a of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of nice jeans, Im
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? Been on shit, wheres the atlas? it, South Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken Empty and stolen rentals This one is for all my Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, whats a for? Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a to that word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, are okay I just wanna get high, fuck you say Wild, the pen-play kind of a samurai sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay rent day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on that ass, And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!