(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look like you been at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, hawk, what? Country folks dont talk They just get to sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some shit Drum out with two sticks Soup a high school for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies from a tomb Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I shouldve Perforated by the like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery when Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run from me, and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of candy Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh dont leave give me the keys and crank that beat Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma this beat Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 2) So new? on that shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, Cackalack it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a like broken pencils Empty bottles and rentals This one is for all my Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a to that word Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, dont no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, pills are I just wanna get high, what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not like my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of penny And I moonwalk on the tempo like Billy is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!