(Intro) (You know my Critter said, "You look like you been at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks talk much They just get to sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the call me the fly, Im on some shit Drum out with two sticks Soup a high school Coupe for new Zoom, make mummies jealous from a tomb Knock twice if you it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the rings like a Mead Squares want an artery blocked when Im Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill slap Urkel, his lunch money Punks they run from me, and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, Im at the Chelsea Hotel Like Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and that beat Cause I might double up and dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in streets like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on that shit, wheres the Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, perhaps Im Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch broken pencils Empty bottles and rentals This one is for all my Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, yours truly, at the Had to add a syllable to word Country, but, oh, of go berserk for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets hoes are no good, pills are okay I wanna get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a samurai With a big bitch, bow to bitch, its pay your rent day Do I not look like my was MJ One glove and a pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!