(Intro) (You my Uncle Critter said, "You look like you been shot at and at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Yello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks dont much They just get to work: Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: call me the fly, Im on some Drum this out two sticks Soup a school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies jealous a tomb Knock if you feel it Born to rip, I been Perforated by the like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery blocked Im around Circulated, nerds are in, made it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks they run me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, a perp A one, two, three: Im at the Chelsea Like Sid & Nancy the knife, and two grams of candy me the dizzies, fee, fee, fuck me Please oh please dont Just give me the keys and crank that Cause I double up and straight dry heave But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze beat Like Freon, frickin neon, me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a of nice jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on that shit, wheres the Thumbtack it, South it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who toss the white trash out the window Now Im in a ditch broken pencils Empty bottles and rentals one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, a friend for? Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no need to be Odd economy, need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets hoes are no good, pills are okay I just wanna get high, what you say Wild, the kind of like a samurai sword a big bitch, bow to sensei Motherfuckin bitch, its pay rent day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo like Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Outro) Yeah Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On that ass, Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, lets go, go Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!