(Intro) (You know my Uncle said, "You look you been shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks dont much They just get to sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: me the fly, Im on some shit Drum this out with two a high school Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps mummies jealous from a tomb twice if you feel it Born to rip, I been by the rings like a Mead notebook Squares want an artery blocked when Im Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill slap Urkel, take his lunch they run from me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, punch a A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Sid & Nancy with the knife, and two grams of candy Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me Please oh please leave Just give me the and crank that beat Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze beat Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of nice jeans, Im
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So new? Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South Cackalack it, has it, go Relax in a 1985 box train, Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the white out the window Now Im in a ditch broken pencils Empty bottles and rentals one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, bring em in, Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go for certainly, no need to be coerced Odd economy, dont no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I know Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, roll hoes are no good, pills are okay I wanna get high, fuck what you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a samurai With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look my name was MJ One glove and a fuckin pair of loafers And I on the tempo like Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass to ride to
(Outro) Yeah this funky-ass shit to ride to On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, lets go, go go, lets go, lets go Lets go, go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!