(Intro) (You know my Critter said, "You look like you shot at and missed at and hit"
(Hook) On that ass, Bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, on ass, bitch And I be this funky-ass shit to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Verse 1) Mello can in my hand, Mullet hawk, Country folks talk much just get to work: sawdust Chainsaw, axe, knife, cut firewood, burn, logs, Sleepin bag by the bricks: me the fly, Im on some shit Drum this out two sticks Soup a high Coupe for new kicks Zoom, raps make mummies from a tomb twice if you feel it Born to rip, I shouldve Perforated by the rings like a Mead Squares an artery blocked when Im around Circulated, nerds are in, Urkel it Ill Urkel, take his lunch money Punks run from me, drunk and upset But I dont run clumsy, punch a A one, two, three: Im at the Hotel Like Sid & Nancy the knife, and two grams of candy Give me the dizzies, fee, fee, me oh please dont leave Just give me the keys and crank that Cause I might double up and straight dry But believe, oh believe Im cold, Imma freeze this Freon, frickin neon, thats me glowing in a snowstorm Look here, we in these like a pair of Nikes Well, I might be more like a pair of jeans, cause Im
(Hook) On ass, bitch Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Muzik, bumpin this funky-ass shit to ride to
(Verse 2) So whats Been on shit, wheres the atlas? Thumbtack it, South it, Alabama has it, go Relax in a box train, perhaps Im playin Relapse Boss, saw the gem in him Oh, me? Yeah, who Just toss the trash out the window Now Im in a ditch like broken Empty bottles and rentals one is for all my kinfolk Yeah, em in, though Out the rain, whats a friend Word, oh for sure, truly, at the door Had to add a syllable to that Country, but, oh, of Bitches go berserk for certainly, no to be coerced Odd economy, dont need no nine-nine-nine-nine-nine and I Just the na, na, na, na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye, and hey, lets These hoes are no good, are okay I just wanna get high, fuck you say Wild, the pen-play kind of like a sword With a big bitch, bow to Motherfuckin bitch, its pay your day Do I not look like my was MJ One glove and a pair of penny loafers And I moonwalk on the tempo Billy Jean is not my friend, no
(Hook) On ass, bitch this funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, and I be bumpin funky-ass shit to ride to Yeah, on that ass, And I be bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Trunk Muzik, bumpin this shit to ride to
(Outro) yeah Bumpin this funky-ass shit to to On that ass, this funky-ass shit to ride to On ass, ho Bumpin this funky-ass to ride to Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Yeah, Im on my now Lets go, go, lets go Lets go, go, lets go go, lets go Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my now Im on my Yeah, Im on my now Im on my now go!