Have you ever seen a How an exquisite one? about Frankenstein's monster Now about fun getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We add our piece Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky Robot goosestep by listened when we had the juice
to try And the Science Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been harder to
survive Since the started to Ban American refugees being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a he could borrow Babbling some shit about "there's a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my horse collapsed in the scorched sand I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl this dead world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, need a Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you look and frail Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember in grade school, that stupid computer game? You known better, now there's no one but you to blame Dying of Don't to the enemy I'ma you underground where the hive resistance be Apparently a of people are out there A full of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running shit there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we pulled up we heard drilling Children started dancing, even grown folk in Like a in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't that a Nobody believed it til the wave hit The ground started and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was fight for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders Fearing the great You're gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter This is real homie, dog eat dog More like robot clown eats man and whole on the wall says "there is no god" But there is still homemade vodka, and cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a up then I swill it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it It's the most popular product in the economy So I'm the popular person in my underground colony All the resistance leaders throw shots down In my bar after fight the robot clowns As of late they've been and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still wondering how this all Is this even or am I just on acid? The clowns are down I use the word "down" cause coming underground Wait—what's that sound? It's loud Holy shit! they are right now!
[Verse 5: Vida] Calm soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we just need to I've lost ten men this week, I can't wink But this the last on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to useless zombie bastards I'd rather starve than be So I put wire slabs on the fences That should buy us time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and cans off the floor Stack em up on the door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got but we still might be saved I just found fifty diet coke and some breath mints Fill the trash to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, toss the mints
in the See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet It'll up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan fail We drink the vodka—shot after til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails had it with you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I let you terrorize us Wait a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, not a robot, it's just Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to learn who we are Then report back to the captain of the attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She came to sing-rap & us all some undercut fades beats transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's my head and I don't think
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and get up and meddle
mean it Just puttin the peddle it Now we taking the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm it Doomin em all, I'm it, deuces im dippin Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys bout to put this barrel into some fuckin
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm my mustache up I heard all newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and sitting on the table And there's two out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better cause you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the my black ass is sure gonna get stopped And we ain't got the and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, got all of our passports I've been planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the If we and find a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping something all of monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that up Start the car—no, are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, there's no time for that shit Hold up, go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get seat Make room for ya
fam, I'll you this McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the end
of the I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I mean the sky is always purple, people running on I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the Nothing's all that different, been the same for black When apocalyptic breakfast follows dinners The been out The water of flint corpses laying where the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, just with grenades When life gives us citrus we to drop Lemonade So fellas shall we get in formation? Bump some pied R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators Lure these mufuckas on a goose chase Use already up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for open road And my flow so cold we need AC I fo' no doze, I'll read this formal prose Bet you Butler knows how to us free A Olamina in Trumped up world A black magic woman still being girl But the constant is change holmes So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got Diggs in the and Raf in the back Got this passenger the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til country Do it moving fluid like turfin iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap, go They'll get tired us I mean half of em hybrid but most of wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got Kwudi's new beats and Music of My Nothing left in but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for taste left in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got just two and just one Nak, trouble how the hell we repopulate humanity The two of y'all and me that's like actual Like eww, really gross guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just it styling in wine country with nothing else
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the quiet depths of the I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base where we hunkered down the summer But then came and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his for butter But it kind of me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now me and Grieves in a shallow grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's humungous butt I rest my head upon for my perpetual slumber We and wretched kvetch and wail It's curtains, my days are And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining gives me comfort I made a living yelling my opinions I might matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a broken And maybe survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on Tomorrow sipping red, red