Have you seen a corpse? How about an one? Think about monster Now think fun getting it, good! Johnny starts a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We each add our Now, what kind of beast have we find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky Robot overlords by Shoulda listened we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's getting harder to
survive Since the started to Ban American refugees from being a damn part of the Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he borrow Babbling shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the deserts out in Until my thirsty collapsed in the scorched sand I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl across this dead for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you bony and frail Now why the would you take the Oregon Trail? back in grade school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda known better, now no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't to the enemy I'ma take you underground the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden full of veggies, even garlic sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we up we heard drilling noises started dancing, even grown folk joined in Like a in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't that a Nobody believed it til the wave hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of people under the ground Rallied the clowns, a resistance was born They fight for mankind and the of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American and face feeders Fearing the great You're gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter is real shit homie, dog eat dog More like robot clown eats man and squad on the wall says "there is no god" But there is homemade vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a shot up I swill it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it the most popular product in the underground economy So I'm the most person in my underground colony All the resistance leaders they shots down In my bar after they fight the clowns As of they've been stressed and depressed Cause the of us winning are becoming less and less We lost the captain of the army Morale is really low and a lot of people are I'm still how this all happened Is this even real or am I just on The are advancing down I use the "down" cause they're coming underground Wait—what's that sound? kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
[Verse 5: Vida] Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can beat these clowns, okay, we just to think I've lost ten men this week, I can't wink But this the last place on earth a guy can get a decent So if we lose this bar to those useless zombie bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put barbed wire slabs on the That should buy us some to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash off the floor Stack em up on the front door to jam up
the Ain't got but we still might be saved I just found fifty diet cans and some breath mints the trash cans to the brim with the cola When the break in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly mess up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it work though, my next plan cannot fail We the vodka—shot after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I let you terrorize us Wait just a That no robot zombie, man, what the hell is it?! 6: Rafael Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I mean to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's Iggy Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report back to the captain of the attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my and I don't think
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in
I am weeping at the seams my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and get up and meddle
mean it Just puttin the peddle it Now we taking over the and tunin it Never let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys bout to put barrel into some fuckin blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm trimming my up I all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the out the fro and they're sitting on the table And two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better drive cause you already That or not when I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we got the time and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we and find a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we some muscle Or some reason, or other than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping something all of monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to and let em gentrify that bitch up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood no time for that shit Hold up, go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get back Make for ya
fam, friend I'll you this McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the the world? I on Pinterest tending to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is always purple, people running on I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon it in the papers Nothing's all that different, the same for black women When apocalyptic follows revelation dinners The been out The smelling of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had No bombs over Baghdad, drones with grenades When life gives us citrus we learn to drop So okay shall we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the this scraper Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators these stupid mufuckas on a goose chase Use already up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for open road And my flow so cold we need AC I fo' no doze, I'll read this formal prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Olamina in Trumped up world A black magic woman still being called But the only constant is holmes So let's get the supplies and leave up out our bay Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the and Raf in the back Got this passenger the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, gun it til wine country Do it moving fluid like turfin iDummy the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us safe It's the forty water and an instrumental tap, let's go get tired behind us I mean half of em but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got Kwudi's new beats and of My Mind left in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for discriminate left in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got just two dudes and one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of and me that's like actual insanity Like eww, that's really guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with nothing
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight in the quiet depths of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the But then winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to And the few of us living to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered bitterly and our hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted each Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now me and Grieves in a shallow grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous That I my head upon for my perpetual slumber We frail and kvetch and wail It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one certainty gives me comfort I made a yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I might if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a broken And maybe there's survivors on the surface in working on Tomorrow sipping red, red