Have you ever seen a How about an exquisite Think about monster Now about fun getting it, good! Johnny starts a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We add our piece Now, what kind of beast we made? Let's out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky Robot overlords by Shoulda listened when we had the to try And the Science Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been harder to
survive Since the started to Ban refugees from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he could Babbling shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the deserts out in my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched sand I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl across this dead world for garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you look and frail Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, stupid computer game? You known better, now there's no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't to the enemy take you underground where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A full of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the as we pulled up we heard drilling noises Children started dancing, even folk joined in a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as solar
[Verse 3: Ooowee, that a bitch? Nobody believed it til the first hit The ground started shaking and the sky red (Mayday! been lost, Justin Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of living under the ground against the clowns, a resistance was born They fight for mankind and the of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the reaper You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More like robot eats man and whole squad on the wall says "there is no god" But there is still homemade vodka, and that's
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a shot up then I it I'm the person left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular product in the economy So I'm the most popular person in my underground All the leaders they throw shots down In my bar after fight the robot clowns As of late they've been and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is really low and a lot of are starving I'm wondering how this all happened Is this real or am I just on acid? The are advancing down I use the word "down" cause coming underground Wait—what's that It's kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
[Verse 5: Adam down soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can beat clowns, okay, we just need to think I've ten men this week, I can't sleep
a wink But this the place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we this bar to those useless zombie bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put wire slabs on the fences That should buy us some time to our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the Stack em up on the front to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we might be saved I just found fifty diet coke cans and some mints the trash cans to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, toss the the soda See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet It'll mess up their wiring and disrupt their If it don't work though, my next cannot fail We the vodka—shot after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, reached
my limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I won't let you us Wait just a That ain't no robot zombie, man, what the is it?! 6: Rafael Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to learn who we are Then back to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with fuckin duck-tape She came to sing-rap & give us all some undercut Lo-fi transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think
I am Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my dreams of the streets G code way to outrun it is doublin up on the track Any and get up and meddle
mean it Just puttin the into it Now we over the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lesser lemon it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme loko And let me borrow your Jefferson bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys bout to put this barrel into some blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm trimming my up I heard all newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and they're on the table And two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to on these haters, let's go But you better cause you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm the wheel my black ass is sure Enough get stopped And we ain't got the time and the are expired You know how it is, I am really not to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back Grab the backpack out the closet, got all of our passports I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we and find a civilization they've got to know who we are we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some muscle Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping all of these monsters know a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em that bitch up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, there's no time for that shit Hold up, there go Nak right there, over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Hodge] Ay Raf get seat room for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this McShake and the end of
my Now what the fuck you talking the end
of the world? I been on Pinterest to the end of
my curls I the sky is always purple, people running on vapors I the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, the same for black women When apocalyptic breakfast follows dinners The been out The water smelling of Exquisite laying where the bodies had been No over Baghdad, just drones with grenades When life gives us citrus we to drop Lemonade So okay shall we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the this scraper Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid on a goose chase Use already up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for open road And my flow so we don't need AC I fo' no doze, I'll read this formal prose Bet you knows how to make us free A Lauren Olamina in up world A black magic woman being called girl But the only constant is change So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this seat
and the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til wine Do it moving fluid like turfin iDummy It's the bay moves we as natives gon keep us safe It's the water water and an instrumental tap, let's go They'll get behind us I mean half of em but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got Kwudi's new beats and of My Mind left in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing for discriminate taste Nothing in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's like insanity Like eww, that's really gross It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight in the quiet depths of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base where we hunkered down the summer But then winter and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered bitterly and our hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted other the weak and we plundered A from the surface stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the in his sleep just to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured my dung Lungs when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now me and Grieves in a shallow grave Next to J and Azalea's
pale humungous butt I rest my head upon for my perpetual slumber We frail and kvetch and wail curtains, my days are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining gives me comfort I made a yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a time And maybe there's survivors on the in LeSabres working on sipping red, red wine