Have you seen a corpse? How an exquisite one? Think about monster Now about fun getting it, good! Johnny with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We each add our Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I up Sunday to a bloodshot sky Robot overlords by Shoulda listened when we had the to try And Bill the Science Guy us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting harder to
the Hive started to Ban American refugees being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum me for a bill he could borrow Babbling some shit "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty horse in the scorched sand I promised to heart and soul I'd crawl across dead world for those garlic rolls [Verse 2: Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat homie, you look bony and frail Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember in grade school, that stupid computer game? You known better, now there's no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't climb to the take you underground where the hive resistance be Apparently a of people are out there A garden full of veggies, even they sprout there General Bieber who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises Children started dancing, even grown joined in Like a in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't that a believed it til the first wave hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of people living under the Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They fight for mankind and the of porn (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders Fearing the reaper You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More robot clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the wall "there is no god" But there is homemade vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a up then I swill it I'm the person left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular product in the underground So I'm the most popular in my underground colony All the resistance leaders they throw shots In my bar after fight the robot clowns As of they've been stressed and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are becoming and less We the captain of the human army Morale is really low and a lot of are starving I'm wondering how this all happened Is this real or am I just on acid? The clowns are advancing I use the word "down" cause they're underground Wait—what's that sound? It's loud Holy shit! There they are now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we just to think I've lost ten men this week, I sleep
a wink But the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to those useless bastards I'd rather starve be boozeless So I put wire slabs on the fences That should buy us time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the Stack em up on the front to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we still be saved I just found fifty diet cans and some breath mints Fill the trash cans to the brim with the When the break in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet It'll mess up their and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan cannot We drink the vodka—shot after shot til we're too to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles remain into Molotov cocktails had it with you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I let you terrorize us just a minute That no robot zombie, man, what the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, just Iggy Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report back to the captain of the folks attackin my rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She to sing-rap & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats transmittin telepathic Help! She's inside my head and I don't
I am immune Been repo-d, I I'm in deep
I am weeping at the seams my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and everyone get up and meddle
it puttin the peddle into it Now we over the tempo and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who comin the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro These robots we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin Bay boys bout to put this into some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, up cash You see I'm trimming my up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better drive cause you know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my ass is sure gonna get stopped And we got the time and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha been brewing on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization they've got to who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in we need some muscle Or some reason, or anything other our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll the hood real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood there's no for that shit Hold up, there go Nak there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get back room for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this McShake and the end of
my Now what the fuck you talking it's the end
of the I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I the sky is always purple, people running on vapors I mean the Tribune gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the for black women When apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation The been out The smelling of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had No bombs over Baghdad, drones with grenades When life gives us citrus we learn to Lemonade So okay fellas we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk this Do the end of the world in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a chase Use whatever's already up in my I got a whole for this open road And my flow so cold we don't AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read this formal Bet you Butler knows how to us free A Lauren Olamina in Trumped up A black magic woman still being called But the only constant is holmes So let's get the supplies and up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got passenger seat
and the last of these sweets Go Daveed, just gun it til wine country Do it moving fluid like with iDummy It's the bay we learned as natives gon keep us safe It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap, go They'll get behind us I mean half of em hybrid but most of them We got but power we got nothing but time I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing left in Napa but the of the grapes No tapas for discriminate taste Nothing left in Calistoga but one popped We got just two dudes and one Nak, trouble how the hell we repopulate humanity The two of y'all and me that's like insanity Like eww, really gross guys like, not Diggs, and not Rafa Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country nothing else
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the quiet of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the summer But then winter came and the flame that we tended to to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and We bickered bitterly and our wickedness hit a in our hunger Sickened we hunted each Pickpocketed the and we plundered A from the surface stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I the buster in his sleep just to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a shallow Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale butt That I rest my upon for my perpetual slumber We frail and wretched and wail It's curtains, my days are And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me I made a living yelling my loudly Thinking I might matter if I a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a time And there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on Tomorrow red, red wine