Have you ever a corpse? How an exquisite one? Think about Frankenstein's Now about fun You're it, good! Johnny with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We add our piece Now, kind of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky Robot goosestep by Shoulda listened we had the juice
to try And the Science Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting harder survive the Hive started to Ban American refugees from a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he could Babbling shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched I promised to heart and soul I'd crawl across dead world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the dead crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you look bony and Now why the would you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, that stupid computer You shoulda known better, now there's no one but you to Dying of Don't climb to the I'ma take you underground the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden full of veggies, even garlic they sprout Leader General who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises Children started dancing, grown folk joined in a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, ain't that a Nobody believed it til the first hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Justin is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of people under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They fight for mankind and the of porn (let's go!) on the surface life teeters Avoiding wild of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the great You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More like robot clown man and whole squad on the wall says "there is no god" But there is still vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up I swill it I'm the only person who remembers how to distill it the most popular product in the underground economy So I'm the most popular in my underground colony All the resistance leaders throw shots down In my bar after they the robot clowns As of late they've been stressed and Cause the chances of us are becoming less and less We the captain of the human army is really low and a lot of people are starving I'm wondering how this all happened Is this real or am I just on acid? The clowns are advancing I use the word "down" cause they're coming Wait—what's sound? It's kinda loud Holy shit! There are right now!
[Verse 5: Adam Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can these clowns, okay, we just need to think I've lost ten men week, I can't sleep
a wink But this the last place on earth a guy can get a decent So darned if we lose this bar to those useless bastards I'd starve than be boozeless So I put barbed wire slabs on the should buy us some time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the Stack em up on the front door to jam entrance Ain't got grenades but we still might be I just found diet coke cans and some breath mints Fill the cans to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, the mints
in the soda See the blast hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly mess up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it work though, my next plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot after shot til we're too to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov had it with you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may killed my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I won't let you us Wait just a That ain't no zombie, man, what the hell is it?! 6: Rafael Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's Iggy Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report back to the of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She came to sing-rap & give us all some fades Lo-fi beats telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I think
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in
I am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and everyone get up and meddle
it Just puttin the peddle it Now we over the tempo and tunin it Never let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro These think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys bout to put barrel into some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and sitting on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on these haters, go But you better drive cause you already That apocalypse or not I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough get stopped And we ain't got the and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a they've got to know who we are First we swoop us in case we need some muscle Or some reason, or other than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that up Start the car—no, homie—we are not for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood no time for that shit Hold up, there go Nak there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get back Make for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking the end
of the world? I been on tending to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is always purple, people on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the all that different, been the same for black women When apocalyptic breakfast revelation dinners The been out The water of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the had been No bombs over Baghdad, just drones with When life gives us citrus we learn to drop So okay fellas shall we get in Bump some pied R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world styling in our fitteds and these stupid mufuckas on a goose chase Use already up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this road And my flow so we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, read this formal prose Bet you knows how to make us free A Olamina in Trumped up world A black magic still being called girl But the only constant is change So let's get the supplies and leave up out our bay Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got Diggs in the and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of sweets Go Daveed, just gun it til wine country Do it fluid like turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us It's the forty water and an instrumental tap, let's go They'll get behind us I mean of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for taste Nothing left in but one popped bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble how the hell we repopulate humanity The two of y'all and me like actual insanity eww, that's really gross guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in country with nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the quiet of the bunker I was confounded when I came to Dumbfoundead Brought me to the base underground where we hunkered down the summer But then winter and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and We bickered bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our we hunted each other Pickpocketed the weak and we A from the surface stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his just to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my Now me and Grieves in a shallow grave Next to J and Azalea's
pale humungous butt That I rest my head upon for my slumber We frail and kvetch and wail It's curtains, my days are And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me I a living yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I might if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a of a broken time And maybe survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on sipping red, red wine