Have you seen a corpse? How about an one? Think about monster Now think fun You're it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We each add our Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up Sunday to a sky overlords goosestep by Shoulda listened when we had the to try And Bill the Science Guy told us "the end is Nye!" Lately it's getting harder to
survive Since the Hive to Ban American from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum me for a bill he could borrow some shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched sand I to myself heart and soul I'd crawl across this dead for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, need a Hop in my red Porsche Eat homie, you look bony and frail Now why the hell would you take the Trail? back in grade school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda known better, now no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't climb to the I'ma take you where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of are out there A garden full of veggies, even they sprout there General Bieber who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises Children started dancing, even grown folk in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, ain't a bitch? Nobody believed it til the wave hit The ground started and the sky went red (Mayday! been lost, Justin Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people living under the Rallied against the clowns, a was born They fight for mankind and the existence of (let's go!) on the surface life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North beavers
Creepers and face feeders the great reaper You're gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter is real shit homie, dog eat dog More robot clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the wall "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up I swill it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it It's the most popular product in the economy So I'm the most popular person in my colony All the resistance leaders they shots down In my bar after they fight the robot As of they've been stressed and depressed Cause the of us winning are becoming less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still wondering how this all Is this even or am I just on acid? The clowns are down I use the word "down" they're coming underground Wait—what's that sound? kinda loud Holy shit! they are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can these clowns, okay, we just need to think I've ten men this week, I can't sleep
a wink But the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose bar to those useless zombie bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put barbed wire slabs on the That should buy us time to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the Stack em up on the front door to jam entrance Ain't got grenades but we might be saved I just found fifty diet coke cans and breath mints the trash cans to the brim with the cola When the robots in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but get em wet certainly It'll mess up their wiring and disrupt circuitry If it don't though, my next plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot after til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov I've had it with you clowns, reached
my limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I won't let you us Wait just a That ain't no robot zombie, man, the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, just Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to about who we are Then report back to the captain of the folks my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She to sing-rap & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats transmittin telepathic Help! She's inside my head and I don't
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the Forfeiting my dreams of the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and everyone get up and mean it puttin the peddle into it Now we taking over the and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im Who comin the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin Bay boys bout to put this barrel some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed Whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and sitting on the table And there's two out in a fully gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to on these haters, let's go But you better drive cause you know That apocalypse or not when I'm the wheel my black ass is sure gonna get stopped And we ain't got the and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our I've been planning this for a minute, the writing on the walls If we survive and a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we some muscle Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for that up, there go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Hodge] Ay Raf get seat room for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this McShake and the end Hansen Now what the you talking it's the end
of the world? I on Pinterest tending to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is purple, people running on vapors I the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the same for women When apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation The been out The water of flint Exquisite laying where the bodies had been No bombs Baghdad, just drones with grenades When life gives us citrus we learn to Lemonade So okay fellas shall we get in Bump pied piper R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this road And my flow so we don't need AC I fo' no doze, I'll read this formal prose Bet you Butler knows how to make us A Lauren Olamina in up world A black woman still being called girl But the only constant is change So let's get the supplies and up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the and Raf in the back Got this passenger the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til country Do it moving like turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as gon keep us safe It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap, go get tired behind us I mean half of em hybrid but most of wind-ups We got nothing but power we got nothing but I got Kwudi's new beats and Music of My Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing for discriminate taste Nothing left in but one popped bubble We got just two and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's like actual Like eww, that's really guys like, not Diggs, and not Rafa Not nobody else, just it styling in wine country with nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight in the quiet depths of the bunker I was confounded when I came to Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered the summer But then winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to And the few of us resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a grave to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous butt That I rest my head upon for my slumber We frail and wretched kvetch and It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one certainty gives me comfort I a living yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a time And maybe there's survivors on the in LeSabres working on Tomorrow red, red wine