Have you ever seen a How about an exquisite Think about monster Now about fun getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We add our piece Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I up Sunday to a bloodshot sky Robot overlords by listened when we had the juice
to try And the Science Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" it's been getting harder to
survive Since the Hive to Ban American refugees from a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a he could borrow some shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty collapsed in the scorched sand I promised to myself heart and I'd crawl this dead world for those garlic rolls [Verse 2: Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat homie, you look bony and frail Now why the would you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, stupid computer game? You shoulda known better, now no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't to the enemy take you underground where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running shit down Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we drilling noises started dancing, even grown folk joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot the air But was boiling and as hot as solar
[Verse 3: Ooowee, that a bitch? Nobody believed it til the wave hit The ground started and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down Colonies of people living under the Rallied against the clowns, a was born They fight for mankind and the existence of (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters Avoiding wild packs of American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the reaper You're either get eaten or beat with a pay meter is real shit homie, dog eat dog More like clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the says "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up then I it I'm the only left who remembers how to distill it It's the most popular product in the underground So I'm the most popular person in my colony All the resistance they throw shots down In my bar after they the robot clowns As of late they've been stressed and Cause the chances of us winning are becoming less and We lost the of the human army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still how this all happened Is this real or am I just on acid? The are advancing down I use the "down" cause they're coming underground Wait—what's sound? It's kinda loud shit! There they are right now!
[Verse 5: Adam Calm soldier, this is no time to be a fink We can these clowns, okay, we just need to think I've lost ten men week, I can't sleep
a wink But this the last place on earth a guy can get a drink So darned if we lose this bar to those zombie bastards I'd rather starve than be So I put barbed wire on the fences That should buy us time to plan our defenses Pick up the and trash cans off the floor Stack em up on the front door to jam up
the Ain't got grenades but we still might be I just found fifty diet coke cans and breath mints Fill the trash cans to the with the cola When the robots break in, the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but get em wet certainly It'll mess up their wiring and their circuitry If it work though, my next plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and turn the bottles that remain Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've reached
my You may have killed my captain, but I'm the And I let you terrorize us just a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I mean to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's just Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report back to the captain of the attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats transmittin autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the my dreams of keepin the streets G code Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and everyone get up and mean it Just puttin the into it Now we taking over the tempo and it Never gone let a lesser ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who with the kid? I'm out to the dojo, Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson bro, I'm goin postal Bay bout to put this barrel into some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Daveed Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm trimming my up I heard all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to I comb the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully up LeSabre I'm ready to on these haters, let's go But you better drive cause you know apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we got the time and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our I've been this for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization they've got to who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some Or some reason, or anything other our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping all of these monsters know a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's em out to Napa and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, there's no time for that shit up, there go Nak right there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get back Make for ya
fam, friend I'll give you McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you it's the end
of the world? I been on tending to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is always purple, running on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the same for women When apocalyptic breakfast follows dinners The lights out The water of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had No bombs over Baghdad, just with grenades When life gives us we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk this Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this road And my flow so cold we need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll this formal prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Lauren in Trumped up world A black magic woman being called girl But the only is change holmes So get the supplies and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got Diggs in the driver and Raf in the Got passenger seat
and the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til wine Do it moving like turfin with iDummy the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us safe It's the water water and an instrumental tap, let's go get tired behind us I mean of em hybrid but most of them wind-ups We got nothing but power we got but time I got Kwudi's new and Music of My Mind Nothing left in Napa but the scent of the No palate-cleansing tapas for taste left in Calistoga but one popped bubble We got just two dudes and just one Nak, Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me like actual insanity Like eww, really gross guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with else
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the quiet of the bunker I was confounded when I came to after Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered the summer But then winter came and the flame we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger we hunted each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my Now it's me and in a shallow grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous That I rest my head upon for my perpetual We frail and wretched and wail It's curtains, my days are And I'm to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort I made a yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a broken And maybe survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on Tomorrow red, red wine