Have you ever seen a How about an one? about Frankenstein's monster Now about fun You're it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you a hand We add our piece Now, what of beast have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up to a bloodshot sky Robot goosestep by Shoulda when we had the juice
to try And the Science Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting to
survive Since the Hive to Ban refugees from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a he could borrow Babbling shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched I promised to heart and soul I'd across this dead world for those garlic rolls [Verse 2: Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you look and frail Now why the hell would you take the Trail? Remember back in grade school, that stupid computer You shoulda better, now there's no one but you to blame Dying of Don't climb to the I'ma take you underground where the resistance be Apparently a of people are out there A full of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we pulled up we heard noises Children started dancing, even folk joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, ain't a bitch? believed it til the first wave hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down of people living under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and feeders the great reaper You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter This is real homie, dog eat dog More robot clown eats man and whole squad Graffiti on the wall "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, pour a up then I swill it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it It's the most product in the underground economy So I'm the popular person in my underground colony All the resistance they throw shots down In my bar after they fight the robot As of late they've been stressed and Cause the chances of us winning are less and less We lost the of the human army is really low and a lot of people are starving I'm still wondering how all happened Is this even or am I just on acid? The clowns are down I use the word "down" cause they're underground Wait—what's that sound? It's kinda Holy shit! There are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can beat clowns, okay, we just need to think I've lost ten men this week, I can't sleep
a But the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to useless zombie bastards I'd rather starve than be So I put barbed wire slabs on the That should buy us some time to our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the em up on the front door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got but we still might be saved I just found fifty coke cans and some breath mints the trash cans to the brim with the cola When the robots in, toss the mints
in the soda See the blast won't em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot after shot til too drunk to feel pain up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've reached
my You may killed my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I won't let you us just a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, not a robot, it's just Iggy Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to learn who we are Then report back to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some duck-tape She came to & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats transmittin autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think am immune Been repo-d, I I'm in deep
I am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my dreams of the streets G code Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the Any and everyone get up and mean it Just puttin the peddle it Now we taking over the and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who with the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols in his fro though These robots think bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys bout to put barrel into some fuckin blowholes
[Verse 7: Diggs] whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm trimming my up I all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up I'm to ride on these haters, let's go But you better cause you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we got the time and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've brewing on the back porch the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization they've got to who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we some muscle Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify bitch up the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for shit Hold up, there go Nak there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get back room for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the the world? I been on Pinterest tending to the end curls I mean the sky is always purple, people running on I the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the same for women When apocalyptic follows revelation dinners The been out The water smelling of Exquisite corpses laying where the had been No over Baghdad, just drones with grenades When life us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas shall we get in some pied piper R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world styling in our and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a goose Use already up in my suitcase I got a jones for this open road And my so cold we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read this prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Lauren Olamina in up world A black magic woman still being girl But the only constant is change So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til wine Do it moving fluid turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as gon keep us safe It's the forty water and an instrumental tap, let's go They'll get behind us I mean half of em hybrid but most of them We got nothing but power we got but time I got Kwudi's new beats and of My Mind Nothing left in Napa but the of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for discriminate Nothing left in but one popped bubble We got just two and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we humanity The two of y'all and me that's actual insanity Like eww, that's really guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it in wine country with nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I want to die! I hum under my breath as I fight in the quiet depths of the bunker I was when I came to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the But then winter came and the flame that we to flickered to nothing And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and We bickered and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted each Pickpocketed the and we plundered A from the surface stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a shallow Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous That I rest my head upon for my slumber We frail and wretched kvetch and It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me I made a yelling my opinions loudly I might matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is entitled to be I'm a of a broken time And there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on Tomorrow sipping red, red