Have you ever a corpse? How about an exquisite Think about monster Now think fun getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a We add our piece Now, what kind of have we made? find out!
[Verse 1: I woke up to a bloodshot sky Robot goosestep by Shoulda when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's getting harder to
survive Since the started to Ban refugees from being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum begged me for a bill he could some shit about "there's still a tomorrow" He said "legend has it, there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off the deserts out in Portland Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched I promised to myself heart and I'd crawl across this dead world for those garlic 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the dead crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you bony and frail Now why the hell you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, that stupid game? You shoulda better, now there's no one but you to blame of dysentery Don't climb to the I'ma take you underground where the hive be a colony of people are out there A garden full of veggies, even garlic they sprout Leader Bieber who be running shit down there Found a way to end the drought, bring out the Soon as we pulled up we heard noises Children started dancing, even grown joined in a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, ain't a bitch? Nobody believed it til the wave hit The ground started shaking and the sky red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Justin is dead) No! God damn, another one Colonies of living under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a was born They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the life teeters wild packs of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the great You're either gonna get eaten or beat a pay meter This is shit homie, dog eat dog More like clown eats man and whole squad on the wall says "there is no god" But there is still homemade vodka, and that's
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, a shot up then I swill it I'm the only person left who remembers how to it It's the most product in the underground economy So I'm the popular person in my underground colony All the resistance leaders they throw shots In my bar after they the robot clowns As of late they've stressed and depressed Cause the of us winning are becoming less and less We lost the of the human army Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still wondering how this all Is this even real or am I just on The clowns are advancing I use the word "down" cause they're underground Wait—what's that sound? It's kinda Holy shit! they are right now!
[Verse 5: Vida] Calm down soldier, is no time to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we just need to I've lost ten men this week, I can't wink But this the last place on a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to those useless zombie I'd rather starve be boozeless So I put barbed wire on the fences That should buy us some time to plan our Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the Stack em up on the door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we still be saved I just fifty diet coke cans and some breath mints Fill the trash to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, the mints
in the soda See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet It'll mess up their wiring and disrupt circuitry If it don't work though, my plan cannot fail We drink the vodka—shot after shot til we're too to feel pain Spark up a flame and the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it you clowns, I've reached
my limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I let you terrorize us just a minute That ain't no robot zombie, man, the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's just Azalea Musta hid up in the bar to about who we are Then report back to the of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with fuckin duck-tape She came to sing-rap & us all some undercut fades beats transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I think
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep am weeping at the seams Forfeiting my of keepin the streets G code Only way to it is doublin up on the track Any and everyone get up and mean it Just puttin the peddle it Now we over the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, im dippin Who with the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols in his fro though robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro, I'm goin Bay boys bout to put this into some fuckin blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa, hold up cash You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the pistols out the fro and they're on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully up LeSabre I'm to ride on these haters, let's go But you better drive cause you already That apocalypse or not I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we ain't got the time and the are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a robot Whoa, stop, lemme up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the out the closet, it's got all of our passports I've been planning for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a civilization they've got to who we are we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some muscle Or some reason, or other than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's em out to Napa and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for shit Hold up, there go Nak right there, over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
[Verse 8: Chinaka Ay Raf get seat room for ya
fam, friend I'll give you this and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the the world? I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I the sky is always purple, people running on vapors I mean the been gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers all that different, been the same for black women When apocalyptic breakfast follows dinners The been out The smelling of flint Exquisite corpses laying the bodies had been No bombs over Baghdad, just with grenades life gives us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay fellas we get in formation? Bump some piper R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world in our fitteds and gators Lure stupid mufuckas on a goose chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this open And my so cold we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read this prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Lauren in Trumped up world A magic woman still being called girl But the only constant is holmes So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the driver and Raf in the Got this passenger seat
and the last of these Go north Daveed, gun it til wine country Do it moving like turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon us safe the forty water water and an instrumental tap, let's go They'll get tired us I mean half of em hybrid but most of them We got nothing but power we got but time I got Kwudi's new beats and of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing for discriminate taste Nothing left in Calistoga but one bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we repopulate The two of and me that's like actual insanity eww, that's really gross guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine with nothing else
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my as I fight death in the quiet depths of the bunker I was confounded when I to after Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered underground where we hunkered down the summer But then winter came and the that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our Sickened we each other Pickpocketed the and we plundered A visitor from the stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters And I the buster in his sleep just to lick his fingers for butter But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my Now it's me and Grieves in a shallow Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous That I rest my head upon for my perpetual We frail and kvetch and wail curtains, my days are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one certainty gives me comfort I a living yelling my opinions loudly Thinking I might matter if I a crowd, see Now, my lily on Iggy's chilly cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is entitled to be I'm a token of a broken And maybe there's survivors on the in LeSabres working on Tomorrow sipping red, red