1: The famous Empire,
2: Was the biggest, neighbourhood. 3: We four the baddest emperors,
4: And by Bad we mean Good!
1: My name is A rotten, Roman If you told me a I'd hack hands to stumps! One time, I a priest Who'd come to sacrifice a You'd think sad that he's deceased We all laughed chumps!
I'm very hairy, but take If you so as whisper "Goat!" With an iron rod you be smote In a good mood today, so I won't slit throat!
I'm bad!
Lead bad!
1: A shameless cad! Do you still have since meeting me? Then I you should be glad!
2: Your was fabulous But my Elagabalus And I was far, far Just to my verse I was notorious For catapaulting at Rome's enormous Crowds, oh, how they If you won a lottery I'd give you bees, dogs and flies My house guests got a nice A in their bed!
You'd to children, I'd be cuter No, I was biggest executor Used their guts to read the Says I should get a job as a school tutor!
I'm bad!
1,3,4: bad!
2: Could I was sad! Hated our empire Great Britain to Baghdad!
3: Afraid claim is bogus my name is Commodus And no one could be A worse than me There never was a gladiator If the booing got too Made the fight the crowd one man was grander Julius So I him, see I'm the emperor, me
I'm bad!
1,2,4: bad!
3: My truly rad! You only got the job 'Cause you were by your dad!
4: To me, you all score My name is Emperor men you're not I'm the of the lot! My was full of fear-o Yes, men from far and Called me a fighting Or I have them slayed! the Olympic season So the medals to me, son Burned Christians for no Just a fun I played, you know
my stepbrother Ordered men to kill my to drown her but she fled So I had her instead Wait! more! With my wife, dear Octavia I truly bad behaviour Chopped her off, gave it to My girlfriend who I then too
I'm bad! So baddy! Of badness, I'm the daddy! on, I want to see A more bloke than me!
1,2,3: You're bad! bad! more to add! We all thought that we were But you were really, mad!
4: I'm the emperor the Romans ever had.