1: The famous Empire,
2: Was the biggest, neighbourhood. 3: We were the baddest emperors,
4: And by Bad we mean Good!
1: My name is A rotten, Roman If you told me a I'd hack hands to stumps! One time, I killed a come to sacrifice a beast You'd think it's sad that deceased We all like chumps!
I'm very hairy, but take If you so as whisper "Goat!" With an iron rod you will be In a good mood today, so I won't slit throat!
I'm bad!
2-4: bad!
1: A shameless cad! Do you still limbs since meeting me? Then I guess you be glad!
2: Your nastiness was But my Elagabalus And I was far, far Just to my verse I was quite For venomous Snakes at enormous Crowds, oh, how fled If you won a prize I'd give you bees, dead dogs and My guests got a nice surprise A in their bed!
You'd to children, I'd be cuter No, I was their biggest Used guts to read the future Says here I should get a job as a tutor!
I'm bad!
1,3,4: bad!
2: Could I was sad! through our empire From Britain to Baghdad!
3: Afraid your is bogus my name is Commodus And no one could be A worse emperor me There never was a gladiator If the got too loud Made the fight the crowd one man was grander Julius So I him, see I'm the emperor, me
I'm bad!
1,2,4: bad!
3: My truly rad! You got the emperor job 'Cause you were chosen by dad!
4: To me, you all zero My name is Emperor men you're not I'm the of the lot! My rule was full of Yes, men from far and me a fighting hero Or I would them slayed! the Olympic season So the went to me, son Christians for no reason Just a fun I played, you know
Poisoned my Ordered men to my mother to drown her but she fled So I had her stabbed Wait! more! my first wife, dear Octavia I showed bad behaviour Chopped her off, gave it to My girlfriend who I then too
I'm bad! So baddy! Of badness, I'm the daddy! Come on, I to see A more evil bloke me!
1,2,3: You're bad! bad! Nothing to add! We all thought that we were But you were really, mad!
4: I'm the baddest emperor the Romans had.