1: The famous Empire,
2: Was the biggest, neighbourhood. 3: We four were the emperors,
4: And by Bad we mean Good!
1: My is Caligula A rotten, pig-ula If you told me a I'd your hands to stumps! One time, I killed a Who'd come to sacrifice a You'd think it's sad that he's We all like chumps!
I'm very hairy, but take If you so as whisper "Goat!" With an iron rod you be smote In a good mood today, so I won't slit throat!
I'm bad!
2-4: bad!
1: A shameless cad! Do you still limbs since meeting me? I guess you should be glad!
2: Your nastiness was But my Elagabalus And I was far, far Just to my verse I was notorious For catapaulting Snakes at Rome's Crowds, oh, how they If you won a lottery I'd give you bees, dogs and flies My house guests got a nice A in their bed!
You'd think to children, I'd be No, I was their executor Used guts to read the future Says I should get a job as a school tutor!
I'm bad!
1,3,4: bad!
2: Could I was sad! Hated through our From Great to Baghdad!
3: Afraid your is bogus 'Cause my name is And no one else be A worse emperor me There was a greater Pretend If the got too loud Made the fight the crowd one man was grander Julius So I him, see I'm the emperor, me
I'm bad!
1,2,4: bad!
3: My actions rad! You only got the job 'Cause you were chosen by dad!
4: To me, you all zero My name is Emperor Evil men not I'm the of the lot! My rule was of fear-o Yes, men far and near-o Called me a fighting Or I would them slayed! Changed the Olympic So the went to me, son Christians for no reason Just a fun game I played, you
Poisoned my Ordered men to kill my Tried to her but she fled So I had her stabbed Wait! more! With my first wife, dear I showed bad behaviour her head off, gave it to My who I then killed too
I'm bad! So baddy! Of badness, I'm the daddy! Come on, I to see A more bloke than me!
1,2,3: You're bad! bad! more to add! We all thought we were awful But you were really, mad!
4: I'm the emperor the Romans ever had.