Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I make mess
Everytime I the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the form
I leave my window open every time there is a
Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to
Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand
Everytime I talk to aliens, they understand
I skate, I get another bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my
Everytime I scratch, the jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in
Everytime I freestyle, I talk shit
Everytime I catch the bus, is nowhere to sit
Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a
Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball a wicket
I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my
Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's arrest
I make a call, call waiting interrupts
Everytime I dump a load at house, it won't flush
it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
If you see me happy it because I'm manic

Doomed to
*It's not easy me
Doomed to
not easy being me

Everytime I give advice, it comes out
Everytime I get raided, my are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get leaf
I was living with the navajo until they me dis the cheif.
Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the
Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach
But every time I footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I crack another rib and it fuckin hurts
Everytime I brush my teeth, I find cavity
I try to fly, I discover gravity
Everytime I have a craving, I run out of
Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she
I jam it in, the condom breaks
Everytime I gamble, I all my chips
I eat all bran, I get the shits
But everytime I shit, it takes about an
And there's never any paper so I to have a shower
But everytime I the towel is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and
Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I like a spastic
Everytime I write a song, radio ban it
Cause you play my records in reverse they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people me serious
Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her
Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me
But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm
Every blind date turns out to be
My are all I have and that is why I mind
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school
Everyone is looking at me cause I have any pants
we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I toad, I get warts on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im stung
Everytime I scrabble, I make the word "AT"
Every wet fart, leaves a where I sat
Everytime I fuck mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, it's not I've come
Everytime I crack a chick i pull my sack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out
Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef
And everytime I vegetarian, I get beef