Everytime I clean my room, I make another Everytime I miss the bus, I'm for a test I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form I my window open every time there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to Everytime I dry it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the Everytime I to aliens, they don't understand Everytime I skate, I get bruise Everytime I get drunk, I on my shoes Everytime I scratch, the jumps I drink milk, it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle, I just talk I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st takes a wicket Everytime I'm drunk at a in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a in my chest Everytime I it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call, call waiting Everytime I dump a load at house, it won't flush it won't flush, it stains the ceramic If you see me happy it because I'm manic
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Everytime I give advice, it comes out I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get shitty I was living with the navajo until heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the Everytime I sport, I get drilled by the coach But every I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt I crack another rib and it really fuckin Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another Everytime I try to fly, I discover Everytime I have a craving, I run out of Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the breaks I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran, I get the But everytime I shit, it about an hour And there's any paper so I have to have a shower But everytime I the towel is already wet And not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat Everytime I my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My dick gets and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song, radio ban it Cause you play my records in reverse they're satanic Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I make a joke, people take me Everytime I go down on a girl, on her period Everytime I a car, a cop will pull me over But I'll say I'm someone else and I'm sober Every date turns out to be blind My looks are all I and that is why I mind I have a dream, I'm at the school dance Everyone is looking at me cause I have any pants we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I toad, I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a bee, It's when im getting stung I play scrabble, I make the word "AT" Every wet fart, a stain where I sat I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I'm done, not because I've come Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef And everytime I order vegetarian, I get