Everytime I clean my room, I make mess Everytime I the bus, I'm late for a test I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest form I leave my window open every time is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I to go to work Everytime I dry it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand Everytime I talk to aliens, they understand I skate, I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my Everytime I scratch, the needle I drink milk, it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle, I just talk Everytime I catch the bus, is nowhere to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call, waiting interrupts Everytime I a load at someone's house, it won't flush Everytime it flush, it stains the ceramic If you ever see me happy it I'm manic
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Everytime I advice, it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the I score, I get shitty leaf I was living with the navajo until heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the But every time I play footy, I get in the dirt I crack another rib and it fuckin hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find cavity Everytime I try to fly, I gravity I have a craving, I run out of food Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I give a an orgasm, she fakes I jam it in, the condom breaks Everytime I gamble, I all my chips I eat all bran, I get the shits But everytime I shit, it about an hour And never any paper so I have to have a shower But I shower the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet cum and sweat I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My gets sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I a song, radio stations ban it Cause when you play my records in reverse they're Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I make a joke, take me serious I go down on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I a car, a cop will pull me over But I'll say I'm someone and that I'm sober Every blind turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I make the "AT" Every wet fart, leaves a stain I sat I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I'm done, it's not because come Everytime I crack onto a chick i my sack out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef And I order vegetarian, I get beef