Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I make mess
Everytime I the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form
I leave my window open time there is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to
I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the
Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't
Everytime I skate, I get bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my
I scratch, the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in
Everytime I freestyle, I just talk
Everytime I the bus, there is nowhere to sit
I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket
Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a in my chest
Everytime I thinks heartburn, it's cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a call, call waiting
Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't
Everytime it won't flush, it the ceramic
If you ever see me happy it because I'm

Doomed to
not easy being me
Doomed to
*It's not being me

Everytime I give advice, it comes out
I get raided, my prints are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get leaf
I was with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.
Cause everytime we'd a joint, Id end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach
But every I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I crack rib and it really fuckin hurts
Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another
Everytime I try to fly, I gravity
I have a craving, I run out of food
Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude
Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes
I jam it in, the condom breaks
Everytime I gamble, I all my chips
I eat all bran, I get the shits
But everytime I shit, it takes an hour
And there's never any paper so I to have a shower
But I shower the towel is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet cum and sweat
Everytime I my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
My gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
I write a song, radio stations ban it
Cause when you play my records in they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, take me serious
Everytime I go down on a girl, on her period
Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me
But say I'm someone else and that I'm sober
Every blind date out to be blind
My looks are all I and that is why I mind
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance
Everyone is looking at me cause I have any pants
Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im stung
I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"
Every wet fart, leaves a where I sat
I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, not because I've come
Everytime I crack onto a i pull my sack out
Everytime I try to my dick, I put my back out
I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef
And everytime I order vegetarian, I get