Everytime I clean my room, I another mess Everytime I miss the bus, I'm late for a Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form I leave my window open every time there is a I have a hangover, I have to go to work Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand I talk to aliens, they don't understand Everytime I skate, I get another Everytime I get drunk, I on my shoes I scratch, the needle jumps Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in Everytime I freestyle, I just talk I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac Everytime I make a call, waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a at someone's house, it won't flush Everytime it flush, it stains the ceramic If you see me happy it because I'm manic
to fail *It's not easy me to fail *It's not easy me
Everytime I advice, it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the Everytime I score, I get shitty I was living with the until they heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach Everytime I sport, I get drilled by the coach But every time I footy, I get tackled in the dirt I crack another rib and it really hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I another cavity Everytime I try to fly, I discover I have a craving, I run out of food Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the condom I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran, I get the But everytime I shit, it about an hour And there's never any so I have to have a shower But I shower the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself My dick gets sore and I like a spastic Everytime I write a song, stations ban it Cause you play my records in reverse they're satanic Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I make a joke, people take me Everytime I go on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop pull me over But say I'm someone else and that I'm sober blind date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school Everyone is looking at me I don't have any pants Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT" Every wet fart, leaves a stain I sat Everytime I fuck your mum, she it in the bum And everytime I'm done, it's not because come I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef And everytime I vegetarian, I get beef