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to fail *It's not being me to fail *It's not easy me
Everytime I give advice, it comes out I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get shitty I was living with the until they heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the I another rib and it really fuckin hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another I try to fly, I discover gravity Everytime I a craving, I run out of food we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes I jam it in, the condom breaks Everytime I gamble, I all my chips I eat all bran, I get the shits But everytime I shit, it takes about an And there's never any paper so I have to have a But everytime I shower the towel is wet And it's not wet with but wet with cum and sweat Everytime I my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My dick gets sore and I fuck like a Everytime I a song, radio stations ban it when you play my records in reverse they're satanic Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I make a joke, people me serious Everytime I go on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I a car, a cop will pull me over But say I'm someone else and that I'm sober Every blind turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 it I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, It's im getting stung Everytime I scrabble, I make the word "AT" wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I fuck mum, she wants it in the bum And I'm done, it's not because I've come Everytime I crack onto a chick i pull my out Everytime I try to my dick, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral And everytime I vegetarian, I get beef