Everytime I clean my room, I make mess I miss the bus, I'm late for a test Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form I leave my window every time there is a storm Everytime I a hangover, I have to go to work Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the Everytime I talk to aliens, they understand I skate, I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my Everytime I scratch, the jumps Everytime I drink milk, it out in lumps I freestyle, I just talk shit Everytime I the bus, there is nowhere to sit Everytime I a train, Im hassled for a ticket I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a hamstring to prove I do yoga I eat, I get a pain in my chest Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac I make a call, call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at house, it won't flush Everytime it won't flush, it stains the If you ever see me happy it I'm manic
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Everytime I give advice, it out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the I score, I get shitty leaf I was with the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach But every time I play footy, I get in the dirt I another rib and it really fuckin hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find cavity Everytime I try to fly, I gravity Everytime I a craving, I run out of food Everytime we the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the breaks I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran, I get the But I shit, it takes about an hour And there's never any so I have to have a shower But everytime I the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet cum and sweat Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself My gets sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song, stations ban it Cause when you my records in reverse they're satanic Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I a joke, people take me serious Everytime I go on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop pull me over But I'll say I'm else and that I'm sober Every date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school is looking at me cause I don't have any pants Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT" Every wet fart, a stain where I sat I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out Everytime I try to my dick, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral And everytime I order vegetarian, I get