Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I make another
I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, in the lowest form
I leave my window open time there is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover, I to go to work
Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the
I talk to aliens, they don't understand
Everytime I skate, I get bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I on my shoes
I scratch, the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it out in lumps
Everytime I freestyle, I just shit
Everytime I catch the bus, is nowhere to sit
Everytime I a train, Im hassled for a ticket
I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my
Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac
I make a call, call waiting interrupts
Everytime I dump a load at house, it won't flush
it won't flush, it stains the ceramic
If you ever see me happy it because I'm

Doomed to
not easy being me
Doomed to
*It's not being me

I give advice, it comes out wrong
Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the
Everytime I score, I get leaf
I was living the navajo until they heard me dis the cheif.
Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach
But time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I another rib and it really fuckin hurts
I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
Everytime I try to fly, I gravity
Everytime I a craving, I run out of food
Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who up nude
Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes
I jam it in, the condom breaks
Everytime I gamble, I all my chips
I eat all bran, I get the shits
But everytime I shit, it takes an hour
And there's never any paper so I to have a shower
But everytime I shower the is already wet
And not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat
I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I like a spastic
Everytime I a song, radio stations ban it
Cause when you play my records in they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people take me
I go down on a girl, she's on her period
Everytime I a car, a cop will pull me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm
Every date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and is why I mind
Everytime I a dream, I'm at the school dance
Everyone is at me cause I don't have any pants
Everytime we play in the middle, I'm the pig
we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im stung
I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"
Every wet fart, a stain where I sat
Everytime I fuck mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, not because I've come
Everytime I crack a chick i pull my sack out
I try to suck my dick, I put my back out
Everytime I a wave, I hit a coral reef
And everytime I order vegetarian, I get