Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I make mess
I miss the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest
I leave my window open every time is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to
Everytime I masturbate dry it to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the
I talk to aliens, they don't understand
Everytime I skate, I get bruise
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my
I scratch, the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in
Everytime I freestyle, I just talk
Everytime I catch the bus, is nowhere to sit
Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a
Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st takes a wicket
Everytime I'm at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a in my chest
Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's arrest
I make a call, call waiting interrupts
Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it flush
Everytime it won't flush, it stains the
If you see me happy it because I'm manic

Doomed to
*It's not being me
Doomed to
*It's not being me

I give advice, it comes out wrong
Everytime I get raided, my are on the bong
I score, I get shitty leaf
I was living with the navajo until they me dis the cheif.
Cause everytime we'd a joint, Id end up with the roach
Everytime I sport, I get drilled by the coach
But every time I footy, I get tackled in the dirt
I another rib and it really fuckin hurts
Everytime I my teeth, I find another cavity
Everytime I try to fly, I discover
Everytime I have a craving, I run out of
Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up
Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she
Everytime I jam it in, the condom
Everytime I gamble, I lose all my
Everytime I eat all bran, I get the
But everytime I shit, it takes about an
And there's never any paper so I to have a shower
But I shower the towel is already wet
And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and
Everytime I pluck my pubic to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I fuck a spastic
Everytime I write a song, stations ban it
Cause you play my records in reverse they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I make a joke, people me serious
I go down on a girl, she's on her period
Everytime I drive a car, a cop pull me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and I'm sober
Every blind date turns out to be
My looks are all I have and that is why I
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school
Everyone is looking at me cause I don't any pants
Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee, when im getting stung
Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT"
Every wet fart, leaves a stain I sat
I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I'm done, not because I've come
Everytime I onto a chick i pull my sack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out
Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef
And I order vegetarian, I get beef