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Everytime I make a joke, people me serious Everytime I go down on a girl, on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop pull me over But I'll say I'm someone else and I'm sober Every blind turns out to be blind My looks are all I and that is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school Everyone is at me cause I don't have any pants Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I the word "AT" wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I fuck your mum, she it in the bum And I'm done, it's not because I've come Everytime I crack onto a chick i my sack out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef And everytime I order vegetarian, I get