Everytime I clean my room, I make mess Everytime I miss the bus, I'm for a test Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the form I leave my open every time there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to Everytime I dry it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand I talk to aliens, they don't understand Everytime I skate, I get bruise Everytime I get drunk, I on my shoes Everytime I scratch, the needle Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in Everytime I freestyle, I talk shit Everytime I catch the bus, there is to sit I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st takes a wicket Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my Everytime I it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest I make a call, call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't Everytime it won't flush, it stains the If you ever see me happy it I'm manic
to fail *It's not easy me Doomed to *It's not being me
Everytime I give advice, it out wrong I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get leaf I was living with the navajo they heard me dis the cheif. Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the Everytime I sport, I get drilled by the coach But every time I play footy, I get in the dirt I crack another rib and it really fuckin Everytime I brush my teeth, I find cavity Everytime I try to fly, I discover Everytime I a craving, I run out of food we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I give a an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the breaks I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran, I get the But everytime I shit, it takes an hour And there's never any paper so I to have a shower But I shower the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and Everytime I pluck my hairs to make myself attractive My dick sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song, stations ban it Cause when you play my records in reverse they're Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan,
Everytime I make a joke, take me serious I go down on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I a car, a cop will pull me over But I'll say I'm someone else and I'm sober Every blind turns out to be blind My are all I have and that is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance Everyone is at me cause I don't have any pants we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, when im getting stung I play scrabble, I make the word "AT" Every wet fart, leaves a where I sat I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I'm done, it's not I've come I crack onto a chick i pull my sack out Everytime I try to my dick, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a reef And everytime I vegetarian, I get beef