Luyện nghe bài hát Everytime

Everytime I clean my room, I another mess
Everytime I the bus, I'm late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated, it's in the lowest
I leave my window open every time is a storm
Everytime I a hangover, I have to go to work
I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he me on the hand
Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't
Everytime I skate, I get another
Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my
I scratch, the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk, it out in lumps
I freestyle, I just talk shit
Everytime I the bus, there is nowhere to sit
Everytime I a train, Im hassled for a ticket
Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a
Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to I do yoga
Everytime I eat, I get a in my chest
Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a call, call waiting
Everytime I dump a at someone's house, it won't flush
Everytime it won't flush, it stains the
If you ever see me happy it because I'm

to fail
*It's not easy me
Doomed to
*It's not being me

I give advice, it comes out wrong
Everytime I get raided, my are on the bong
Everytime I score, I get leaf
I was living with the navajo until they me dis the cheif.
everytime we'd smoke a joint, Id end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport, I get by the coach
But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the
I crack another rib and it really hurts
I brush my teeth, I find another cavity
Everytime I try to fly, I discover
Everytime I have a craving, I run out of
Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up
Everytime I a girl an orgasm, she fakes
Everytime I jam it in, the breaks
Everytime I gamble, I lose all my
I eat all bran, I get the shits
But everytime I shit, it takes an hour
And never any paper so I have to have a shower
But everytime I shower the towel is wet
And it's not wet water but wet with cum and sweat
Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself
My dick sore and I fuck like a spastic
Everytime I write a song, radio ban it
when you play my records in reverse they're satanic
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,
Satan,

Everytime I a joke, people take me serious
Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her
Everytime I drive a car, a cop will me over
But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm
blind date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and is why I mind
Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the dance
Everyone is looking at me cause I have any pants
Everytime we piggy in the middle, I'm the pig
Everytime we tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it
Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my
Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting
I play scrabble, I make the word "AT"
Every wet fart, leaves a where I sat
I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
And I'm done, it's not because I've come
Everytime I crack onto a chick i my sack out
Everytime I try to my dick, I put my back out
Everytime I a wave, I hit a coral reef
And everytime I order vegetarian, I get