Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast
With a wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the seat
right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or or Steve?"
I probably would have on guessing
But about that we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying there on the asphalt
I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his lips and tells me

Everything you is wrong
is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important matter
Everything you is wrong
forget the words and sing along
All you need to is
you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the for some Golden Grahams
I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my organs
And they took some polaroids and said I was a good sport
And as a way of saying you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I care to go
And so I had send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on
Just then the floating head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you thought was just so important matter
Everything you know is
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you know is

I was about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to a long story short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly
And it's obvious he doesn't the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress
Well, he lets me into heaven
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all
And every day he by screaming

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact remains
Everything you know is
forget the words and sing along
All you need to is
you know is wrong