Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the in the fast lane
With a wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back
Popped up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would kept on guessing
But about time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and me

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't
you know is wrong
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an dimension
And soon I was abducted by some from space
Who kinda like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal
And took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of thank you
They offered to transport me back to any in history that I would care to go
And so I had them me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my bill on time
then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is
Just forget the and sing along
All you to understand is
you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my twin
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to make a story short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress
Well, he lets me into anyway
But I get the room to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he runs by

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore the simple fact remains that
you know is wrong
Just forget the words and along
All you to understand is
Everything you know is