Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid in my underwear
When suddenly a guy me in the back seat
Popped right up and his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I would have kept on guessing
But about that we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying there on the asphalt
I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic and tells me

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you is wrong
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
you know is wrong

I was to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from
Who kinda looked like Jamie
They out my internal organs
And they some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of thank you
offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had send me back to last Thursday night
So I pay my phone bill on time
then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is and short is long
And everything you thought was just so doesn't matter
Everything you know is
Just forget the words and sing
All you to understand is
Everything you is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to a long story short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly
And it's obvious he doesn't like the jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a code
Well, he lets me into anyway
But I get the next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And day he runs by screaming

Everything you is wrong
is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple remains that
you know is wrong
Just the words and sing along
All you to understand is
Everything you know is