Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the lane
With a wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy me in the back seat
right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the
And as I'm laying bleeding on the asphalt
I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his lips and tells me

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is
And you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you is wrong
Just forget the and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate
And soon I was abducted by some from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie
They out my internal organs
And they some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying you
They offered to transport me to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last night
So I could pay my phone on time
Just then the floating head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is and short is long
And you thought was just so important doesn't matter
you know is wrong
Just forget the and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was just to mail a letter to my evil twin
I got a nasty paper cut
And, well, to make a long short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru that I'm wearing
He tells me they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me heaven anyway
But I get the room to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he by screaming

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the fact remains that
you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong