Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the in the fast lane
With a wolverine in my underwear
When a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the
And as I'm bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi
Who off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you thought was just so important matter
Everything you is wrong
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Grahams
When I accidentally into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some from space
Who looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal
And they took polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of thank you
They offered to transport me back to any in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last night
So I could pay my phone bill on
Just then the floating disembodied of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't
Everything you is wrong
Just forget the words and along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was just about to a letter to my evil twin
When I got a paper cut
And, well, to a long story short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into anyway
But I get the room next to the ice machine for all eternity
And every day he by screaming

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the fact remains that
Everything you is wrong
Just forget the words and along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong