Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the lane
a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy me in the back seat
Popped right up and his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or or Steve?"
I probably would kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the
And as I'm laying there on the asphalt
I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic and tells me

Everything you is wrong
Black is white, up is and short is long
And everything you thought was just so doesn't matter
Everything you know is
Just forget the words and along
All you to understand is
Everything you is wrong

I was to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally into an alternate dimension
And I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Farr
They sucked out my organs
And they took some polaroids and said I was a good sport
And as a way of thank you
offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had send me back to last Thursday night
So I pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't
Everything you is wrong
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to make a long story
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in heaven St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress
Well, he me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice for all eternity
And every day he runs by

Everything you know is
is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
Everything you is wrong
Just forget the words and along
All you to understand is
Everything you know is