Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast
With a wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy me in the back seat
Popped up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on
But about time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic and tells me

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is and short is long
And everything you thought was just so doesn't matter
Everything you know is
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you know is

I was walkin' to the for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an dimension
And soon I was abducted by aliens from space
Who kinda like Jamie Farr
They out my internal organs
And they took some and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying you
offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last night
So I could pay my bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started

you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you thought was so important doesn't matter
Everything you is wrong
Just forget the words and sing
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was just about to a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to make a long short
It got and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm
He tells me that got a dress code
Well, he lets me into anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice for all eternity
And day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the simple fact that
Everything you know is
Just forget the and sing along
All you to understand is
Everything you is wrong