Luyện nghe bài hát Everything You Know Is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast
With a wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy me in the back seat
Popped up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin
Is it Bob or Joe or
Could it be or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the
Finally I recognize the face of my dealer
Who off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is
Black is white, up is down and short is
And everything you thought was just so doesn't matter
Everything you know is
Just forget the words and along
All you need to is
Everything you is wrong

I was to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some from space
Who kinda like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal
And took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of thank you
offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on
Just then the floating disembodied of Colonel Sanders started yelling

you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you thought was just so doesn't matter
you know is wrong
Just forget the words and along
All you to understand is
Everything you is wrong

I was just to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty cut
And, well, to make a story short
It got infected and I
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket I'm wearing
He me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice for all eternity
And every day he by screaming

you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and is long
And everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anymore because the fact remains that
Everything you know is
Just the words and sing along
All you need to is
Everything you know is