Everything Reminds Me Of My Dog

Everything reminds me of my dog
The guy in the store reminds me of my dog
Telephones remind me of my dog yoohoo
Taxicabs remind me too

If you remind me of my dog
We'll probably git along little doggie
Git along git along little doggie git a

Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog
Better let them know you're friendly
The way people dress reminds me too
Pissing on their favourite tree
Sad things remind me of my dog
Cockroaches and other insects
Remind me too, don't eat them
The blank expression of the little boy
With thick glasses who picks
Himself up from the sidewalk
And stands there blinking in the sun
Ho oh

Like the man on the subway
Sitting across from me
And every time I looked at him he smiled
And by the time
I got to the end of the subway line
I 'd given him at least oh 25 cookies

Guys in bars remind me of my dog
The way it takes you so long
To choose the perfect table

If you remind me of my dog
We'll probably git along little doggie
Git along git along little doggie git a

Me and my ferocious dog
We're walking down the street
And everyone we meet says
"Ach yer a goot doogie
"Ach yer a goot doogie
"Ach yer a goot doogie

Except when we go for a walk
To get the Sunday paper
I stand there and read the headlines
He reads the wind
Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs
I hate it when he does that- I feel so dumb
What? what? I say

Everything reminds me of my dog
Beautiful things
Sunsets remind me of my dog
Gina go to your window
Einstein reminds me of me dog
I want to pat his fluffy head
This whole world reminds me of my dog
My dog reminds me of this whole world
Do I remind you of a dog? thump thump
I do? faster thump thump
Skyscrapers remind me of my dog
Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit

Guys in red cameros too
It's getting to be a habit
Artists remind me of my dog
Staking out their originality on the nearest tree
Old folks remind me of my dog
My dog reminds old people of their dogs
Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead
Gina says I remind her of the dog
The that way I just did that
Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog
The way he sits by me and shifts on his front paws

What is it you want? look at it
Do you want to go for a walk? do you want a cookie?
Do you want me to dial the number for you?