Ladies and gentlemen of the of 2007, wear sunscreen If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The long term benefits of sunscreen have been by scientists Whereas the rest of my advice has no more reliable Than my own experience, I will dispense this advice now
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, mind You never understand the power And the of your youth until they've faded But me, in twenty years You will look back at of yourself
And recall in a way you grasp now How much lay before you And how fabulous you looked You are not as fat as you
Don't worry about the future or worry that know that Is as affective as trying to solve an equation By chewing gum The real troubles in life are apt to be things That never crossed your worried The kind that you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing every day that scares you, Don't be reckless with other hearts Don't put up people who are reckless with yours, floss Don't waste time on jealousy you're ahead, sometimes you're behind The race is long and in the end, only with yourself
Remember you receive, forget the insults If you in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old statements, stretch Don't feel guilty if you don't what to do with your life
The most people I didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I still don't Get of calcium Be kind to knees, you'll miss them when gone
Maybe you'll marry, you won't Maybe you'll have children, maybe you Maybe you'll divorce at 40, you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" On your 75th anniversary Whatever you do, don't yourself too much Or berate either Your choices are half chance, so are everybody
Enjoy body, use it every way you can Don't be of it or what other people think of it It's the instrument you'll ever own, dance if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room Read the directions even if you follow them Do not read beauty magazines, they will make you feel ugly
Brother and sister together will make it a spirit will take you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, but I've waiting to be there for you And I'll be there just you out, whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be for good Be nice to your siblings, they are your best to your past And the most likely to stick with you in the future Understand that friends and go But a few, who should hold on
Work hard to bridge the in geography and lifestyle For as the older you get, the more you need the You knew when you young Live in New York City once, but leave it makes you hard in northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft
Travel, accept inalienable truths Prices rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize that you were young Prices reasonable, politicians were noble And respected their elders
your elders, don't expect anyone else to support you Maybe you have a trust fund, you'll have a wealthy spouse But you'll never know either one will run out Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time forty It look eighty-five Be careful whose you buy, but be patient with those who supply it
is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of Wishing the past the disposal, wiping it off Painting over the parts and recycling for more than it's worth But me on the sunscreen
and sister together will make it through, oh yeah Someday a spirit will you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, but I've waiting to be there for you And I'll be there just helping you out, I can
Everybody's free, oh yeah, everybody's free, oh yeah, oh, to good