Ladies and gentlemen of the of 2007, wear sunscreen If I could you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The long term benefits of sunscreen have been by scientists Whereas the rest of my has no basis more reliable my own meandering experience, I will dispense this advice now
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never You will never the power And the beauty of your until they've faded But me, in twenty years You will look back at of yourself
And in a way you can't grasp now How possibility lay before you And how fabulous you really You are not as fat as you
Don't worry about the future or worry that know worrying Is as affective as trying to an algebra equation By bubble gum The real troubles in your life are apt to be never crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some Tuesday
Do one thing every day that scares you, Don't be reckless other peoples' hearts Don't put up with people who are reckless yours, floss Don't your time on jealousy Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes behind The race is and in the end, it's only with yourself
Remember you receive, forget the insults If you succeed in doing this, me how Keep old love letters, throw away your old bank statements, stretch Don't feel if you don't know what to do with your life
The interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they to do with their lives Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I still don't Get of calcium Be kind to knees, you'll miss them when gone
you'll marry, maybe you won't Maybe you'll children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll at 40, maybe you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" On your wedding anniversary Whatever you do, don't congratulate too much Or berate yourself Your choices are chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy body, use it every way you can Don't be afraid of it or what other people of it It's the greatest you'll ever own, dance if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room Read the directions even if you don't follow Do not read magazines, they will only make you feel ugly
Brother and together will make it through a spirit will take you and guide you there I know you've hurting, but I've been waiting to be there for you And be there just helping you out, whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never when they'll be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, they are your best link to past And the most likely to stick with you in the future that friends come and go But a precious few, who hold on
Work hard to the gaps in geography and lifestyle For as the older you get, the more you the people You when you were young Live in New York once, but leave before it makes you hard Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft
Travel, accept certain inalienable will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize when you were young Prices were reasonable, politicians were And respected their elders
Respect your elders, don't anyone else to support you Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe have a wealthy spouse But you'll never know either one will run out Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time forty It will eighty-five Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with who supply it
Advice is a form of nostalgia, it is a way of Wishing the from the disposal, wiping it off Painting over the parts and recycling for more than it's worth But trust me on the
Brother and sister will make it through, oh yeah Someday a will take you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, but I've been to be there for you And I'll be there just you out, whenever I can
Everybody's free, oh yeah, everybody's free, oh yeah, oh, to feel