Ladies and gentlemen of the of 2007, wear sunscreen If I could offer you only one tip for the future, would be it The long term benefits of sunscreen been proved by scientists Whereas the of my advice has no basis more reliable Than my own experience, I will dispense this advice now
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never You will never the power And the beauty of your until they've faded But trust me, in years You will look back at photos of
And in a way you can't grasp now How much lay before you And how fabulous you really You are not as fat as you
Don't worry about the future or worry that that worrying Is as affective as to solve an algebra equation By bubble gum The real troubles in life are apt to be things That never your worried mind The kind that you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing day that scares you, sing Don't be reckless with other peoples' Don't put up people who are reckless with yours, floss Don't waste your time on Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're The race is and in the end, it's only with yourself
Remember compliments you receive, the insults If you in doing this, tell me how Keep old love letters, throw away your old bank statements, stretch feel guilty if you don't know what to do with your life
The most interesting I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their Some of the most 40-year-olds I know still don't Get plenty of Be kind to knees, you'll miss them they're gone
Maybe marry, maybe you won't Maybe have children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, you'll dance the "Funky Chicken" On your 75th anniversary Whatever you do, don't yourself too much Or berate yourself Your choices are chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy body, use it every way you can be afraid of it or what other people think of it It's the instrument you'll ever own, dance Even if you have nowhere to do it but own living room Read the even if you don't follow them Do not read magazines, they will only make you feel ugly
Brother and sister together will it through a spirit will take you and guide you there I you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there for you And I'll be there just you out, whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never know when be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, they are your link to your past And the people most likely to with you in the future Understand friends come and go But a precious few, who should on
Work hard to bridge the in geography and lifestyle For as the you get, the more you need the people You when you were young Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you Live in northern California once, but before it makes you soft
Travel, certain inalienable truths Prices will rise, will philander, you too will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize when you were young Prices were reasonable, were noble And respected their elders
Respect your elders, don't expect anyone to support you Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a spouse But you'll know when either one will run out Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're It will eighty-five Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who it
is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of Wishing the past from the disposal, it off Painting over the parts and recycling for more than it's worth But trust me on the
Brother and sister together make it through, oh yeah Someday a spirit take you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, but been waiting to be there for you And be there just helping you out, whenever I can
Everybody's free, oh yeah, free, oh yeah, oh, to feel good