Ladies and of the class of 2007, wear sunscreen If I offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable Than my own meandering experience, I will this advice now
Enjoy the power and of your youth, oh, never mind You will never the power And the beauty of your until they've faded But trust me, in years You will look at photos of yourself
And in a way you can't grasp now How much lay before you And how fabulous you really You are not as fat as you
Don't worry about the future or worry that know worrying Is as affective as trying to an algebra equation By bubble gum The real in your life are apt to be things That never crossed your worried The kind that you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday
Do one every day that scares you, sing Don't be reckless other peoples' hearts Don't put up with people who are reckless yours, floss Don't waste your on jealousy Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes behind The race is long and in the end, it's only with
Remember compliments you receive, forget the If you succeed in doing this, me how Keep your old love letters, throw your old bank statements, stretch Don't feel guilty if you don't know to do with your life
The most interesting I didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I still don't Get of calcium Be kind to knees, you'll miss them when they're
Maybe marry, maybe you won't Maybe you'll children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe dance the "Funky Chicken" On 75th wedding anniversary you do, don't congratulate yourself too much Or berate either Your choices are chance, so are everybody else's
your body, use it every way you can Don't be afraid of it or other people think of it It's the greatest you'll ever own, dance Even if you have nowhere to do it but your own living Read the even if you don't follow them Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel
Brother and sister together make it through a spirit will take you and guide you there I know you've hurting, but I've been waiting to be there for you And I'll be just helping you out, whenever I can
Get to know your parents, you never when they'll be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, are your best link to your past And the people most likely to stick you in the future Understand that come and go But a precious few, who should on
Work hard to the gaps in geography and lifestyle For as the older you get, the more you the people You knew you were young Live in New York City once, but leave it makes you hard Live in northern California once, but leave it makes you soft
Travel, accept certain inalienable Prices rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old And you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young Prices were reasonable, were noble And respected their elders
your elders, don't expect anyone else to support you Maybe you have a fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse But never know when either one will run out Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're It will eighty-five Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with who supply it
is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of Wishing the from the disposal, wiping it off Painting over the ugly and recycling for more than it's worth But me on the sunscreen
Brother and together will make it through, oh yeah Someday a spirit will take you and you there I know been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there for you And I'll be there helping you out, whenever I can
free, oh yeah, everybody's free, oh yeah, oh, to feel good