Luyện nghe bài hát Ernie Breaks The Cookie Jar

(Ernie walks in with a pot and plops it on Bert's head)
Ernie: Bert, try this on!
Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head!
Ernie: Well haa, ya see Bert, a while ago, I dropped and broke the cookie jar.
Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
Mmm hmmm.
Bert: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do with pot there, huh?
Ernie: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
Yeah?
Ernie: Bert, um... a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
Bert: (looks at camera) I understand.
Ernie: (brings in sugar bowl full of cookies) See, I broke the jar and so I had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? (takes a taste of one)
Bert: Well... yeah, Ernie, but ... but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl, where'd ya put the sugar?
Ernie: Well, I'll show you, Bert! (famous Ernie hmm) Hmm hmm hmm (leaves with and Bert looks at camera)
Bert: Yeah, show me. (does the famous tilt)
Ernie: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
Bert: In the flower pot?! Oh great ... great. Well WHERE'D you put the flower that was growing there, huh?
Ernie: Oh show you, Bert! (takes away the pot)
Bert: Ya gonna me again ... I don't get this.
Ernie: (brings in milk bottle and flower) Ya see, I had to plant this flower here into this milk bottle, see ... planted, I watered it and everything.
Bert: (Looking very stunned) (Ernie looks into camera all proud, shaking his head about his nose) ERNIE!!!! (Shaking head)
(Calmly) Hmm?
Bert: now WHERE is the milk?!
Ernie: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
(Ernie leaves) Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I... (looks at Ernie returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned)
Ernie: See I put the into the, uh, soda bottle.
Bert: (Gets close to in quiet voice gradually getting louder) Ernie... I'm trying to be patient, but WHERE is the soda??
Ernie: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... (calmly as usual, Bert getting more stunned and irritated out his famous ... )
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Ernie: (Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl) It wasn't easy, but I put the in the (straining) mmm fishbowl.
Bert: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
Ernie: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. (even calmer before)
Bert: (stares into camera as leaves for a few seconds and ...) Ooohhhh, Ernie, what are you doing now? (Mouth wider than ever in shock)
Ernie: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, ... I put the fish in ... to ... the cowboy hat, ya see.
Bert: (looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face) Oh, no... Eeeyah! (wipes face and stands there with firmly closed very angry)
Ernie: (points calmly at in hat) Take it easy there, fella.
Bert: (angrily) Ernie, Ernie, that is MY hat ...
Yeah, so? (VERY calmly)
Bert: But ya, you but the fish in it, now am I gonna do when I wanna play cowboy?
Ernie: Oh, umm, well (reaches for pot and puts it on Bert's head) Ride em cowboy, Bert! (pats Bert on back) (Ernie's laugh) Keheeheeheehee.
(End music begins with Bert there as usual, and Ernie leaving.)