Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
that was the sound all the feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking cut thru the water like
knives the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting,
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
Viking of them all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, boots and a
hairy hat, like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya NEVER stop!
turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with your by your side!

YES! And the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they would mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

fled to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They succumbed to a savage plundering and
followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the of Erik can still be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train and his tender
of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the Kingdom of the East?
With no

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *