Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in along the Nordic coast
that was the sound all the people the most
It would echo thru the up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of all!

(his Momma named him 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
GORDEN!" which was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, sakes! and goodness gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You gotta sleep with your by your side!

YES! And the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the
to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

fled to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a plundering and
followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the when he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *