Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in along the Nordic coast
was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy and a
hairy hat, shaped a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya he'd stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard that awful

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping stone to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first
to their breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, up in the darndest places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up a camel caravan into
the heart of the Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of can still be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He
won an Academy Award for his dual as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.
And who could the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
With no

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Hungry and
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *