Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way in history along the Nordic coast
was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild,
band of heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM DAMSELS!"

And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and from stone to stone until they arrived one week
at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, the decendants of Erik can still be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly album covers,
and did stuntwork for Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his
portrayal of King daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he the Empire State Building.
And who forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *