Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
that was the sound all the people the most
It would echo the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
Viking of them all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started ya he'd NEVER stop!
turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His appetite for was simply voracious
You gotta sleep your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young
onto rocky ground and from stone to stone until they arrived one week
at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, turned up in the darndest places
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to their parched lips, over shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of is now
Washington, DC, the decendants of Erik can still be found today,
as Special Agents for the IRS!

Erik later a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the Kingdom of the East?
With no

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *