Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the coast
that was the all the people feared the most
It echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking cut thru the water like
knives the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya he'd stop!
turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM DAMSELS!"

And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with your by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they would mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first
to catch their breath, outside heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, tickets on the Orient
to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of can still be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Hatchet album covers,
and did for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *