Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history the Nordic coast
that was the sound all the people feared the
It echo thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the like
knives the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she couldn't AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with your by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over and
thru valleys to the river, they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and from stone to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as sat down for the first time
to their breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel into
the of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his role as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the State Building.
And who could the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
With no

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Hungry and
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *