Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history the Nordic coast
that was the all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce ship cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild,
of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
Viking of them all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya he'd stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You gotta sleep with sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard that awful

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat for the first time
to catch their breath, they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, up in the darndest places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

fled to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally to a savage plundering and
followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the State Building.
And who could forget the he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Hungry and
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *