Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
that was the all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce ship cut thru the water like
thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was simply
You gotta with your sneakers by your side!

YES! And the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, up in the darndest places
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they at an oasis, to lift one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He
won an Academy for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
With no

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, the and Voracious
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *