Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way in history along the Nordic coast
that was the sound all the feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and the foggy fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of all!

(his Momma named him Erik she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
GORDEN!" which was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

And it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You gotta sleep with sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard that battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to until they arrived one week
at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, turned up in the darndest
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought on the Orient
to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the of Erik can still be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train and his tender
portrayal of Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house he married the Empire State Building.
And who forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *