Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the coast
that was the sound all the feared the most
It would echo the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild,
of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns out the sides... and
once he after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for was simply voracious
You sleep with your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for their lives, fleeing hills and
thru valleys to the river, they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first
to their breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, turned up in the darndest places
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, bought on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to one
handful of cool water to parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *