Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in along the Nordic coast
that was the sound all the feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce ship cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
GORDEN!" which was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was simply
You gotta with your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for their lives, over hills and
thru to the river, whereupon they would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping stone to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the darndest
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And time they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a freighter
across the Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a savage and
pillaging followed by a big party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of Erik can still be today,
as Special Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you remember the end of that one:
wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire of the East?
With no

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *