Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
that was the sound all the feared the most
It would thru the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the water
knives the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens towards their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of all!

(his Momma him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy and a
hairy hat, shaped a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya he'd stop!
turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You gotta with your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they would walk for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a sapling
onto rocky and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the darndest
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! finally succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of can still be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a wreck and his tender
portrayal of King daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *