Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
that was the all the people feared the most
It would echo the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was and the bloodthirsty Horde!

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
the Awful, the Ruthless and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the like
knives thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik 'cause she spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, chest, hairy legs, hairy boots and a
hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns comin' out the sides... and
once he started after ya he'd stop!
He'd to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was Viking

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, mercy sakes! and goodness gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with your sneakers by side!

YES! And the villagers heard that awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for their lives, over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from to stone until they arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat for the first time
to their breath, outside they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
the Awful, turned up in the darndest places
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, a Greek freighter
the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan into
the heart of the Desert, and as they paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of cool water to their parched lips, over their they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

fled to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of is now
Washington, DC, where the of Erik can still be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual role as a wreck and his tender
portrayal of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the when he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
no sugar?

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *