Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in along the Nordic coast
that was the all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and down the foggy
It was Erik and the Horde!

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the like
thru the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily their unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest of them all!

(his Momma named him Erik she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big with horns comin' out the sides... and
he started after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" which was for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You sleep with your sneakers by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for their lives, over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon would walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the low-lying branch, shinnying a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until arrived one week
later at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat for the first time
to catch their breath, outside they

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this they cut south to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as they at an oasis, to lift one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally succumbed to a plundering and
pillaging by a big hickey party on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the of Erik can still be found today,
as Special Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Hatchet album covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Award for his dual role as a train wreck and his tender
of King Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the State Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
With no

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Hungry and
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *