Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way in history along the Nordic coast
was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo the night up and down the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the Ruthless and
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking ship cut thru the like
knives the fog-shrouded Nordic sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards their unsuspecting,
victims, there he stood, on the foredeck, the Awful, the wildest,
bloodthirstiest Viking of all!

(his named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, boots and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with comin' out the sides... and
once he after ya he'd NEVER stop!
He'd turn to his oarsmen in his 37 fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG HICKEYS ON ALL FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, mercy sakes! and gracious!
His appetite for slaughter was voracious
You gotta sleep with your by your side!

YES! And when the villagers heard that battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They run for their lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, climbing out on the branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one
at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, up in the darndest places
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut south to Paris, tickets on the Orient
to Istanbul, hired a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up with a camel caravan
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
handful of water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! BORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

fled to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

They to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They succumbed to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey party on the outskirts of is now
Washington, DC, the decendants of Erik can still be found today,
working as Special for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Molly Hatchet covers,
and did stuntwork for Arnold Schwartzenegger in the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his dual as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of Kong's daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire State Building.
And who could forget the he ate the entire Kingdom of the East?
no sugar?

Chorus: the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *