Luyện nghe bài hát Erik the Awful

Way back in history along the Nordic
was the sound all the people feared the most
It would echo thru the night up and the foggy fj-ord
It was Erik and the Horde!

Erik the Awful, the Brutal and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, the and Courageous
Subtle as a chainsaw, all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

YES! And as the oars of the sleek, fierce Viking cut thru the water like
knives thru the fog-shrouded sea, transporting the wild, marauding
band of Viking heathens stealthily towards unsuspecting, slumbering
victims, he stood, on the foredeck, Erik the Awful, the wildest,
Viking of them all!

(his named him Erik 'cause she couldn't spell AHHGGGRRRFFFFLLLLQQHH!)

He had a hairy head, a hairy face, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy and a
hairy hat, shaped like a big bullet with horns out the sides... and
once he started ya he'd NEVER stop!
turn to his oarsmen in his 37 oared fj-ord and he'd say: "MORDEN BORDEN
FJORDEN GORDEN!" was Viking for:

"YA-HOO!, RAVAGE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER,
MAIM AND PUT BIG ON ALL THEM FAIR DAMSELS!"

Chorus: And it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, sakes! and goodness gracious!
His for slaughter was simply voracious
You gotta sleep with your sneakers by side!

YES! And when the villagers heard awful battle-cry:

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *

That's the one! They would run for lives, fleeing over hills and
thru valleys to the river, whereupon they walk mid-stream for 37 and 1/2
miles, out on the low-lying branch, shinnying down a young sapling
onto rocky ground and leaping from stone to stone until they arrived one
at a secret cave 97 miles away, and as they sat down for the first time
to catch their breath, outside heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN FJORDEN GORDEN!"

Chorus: Yes, it was Erik the Awful, the and Tenacious
Erik the Awful, turned up in the darndest
as a chainsaw, lacking all the Social Graces
You can run, but you hide!

OH! And this time they cut to Paris, bought tickets on the Orient
Express to Istanbul, a U-Haul to the Coast, jumped a Greek freighter
across the Mediterranian Sea to MON-golia, hooked up a camel caravan into
the heart of the Gobi Desert, and as paused at an oasis, to lift one
of cool water to their parched lips, over their shoulder they heard:

"YA-HOOOO! MORDEN BORDEN GORDEN!"

They to Calcutta!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

fled to the Himalayas!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Tokyo!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

Toronto!
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

and Heyhailea, Georgia...
* YA-HOOOOOOOO! *

But it was no use! They finally to a savage plundering and
pillaging followed by a big hickey on the outskirts of what is now
Washington, DC, where the decendants of can still be found today,
working as Agents for the IRS!

Erik later amassed a small fortune posing for Hatchet album covers,
and did for Arnold Schwartzenegger in Conan the Barbarian! He also
won an Academy Award for his role as a train wreck and his tender
portrayal of King daddy! Oh, you might remember the end of that one:
there wasn't a dry eye in the house when he married the Empire Building.
And who could forget the evening he ate the entire Kingdom of the
With no

Chorus: Erik the Awful, the Brutal and
the Awful, the Hungry and Voracious
Subtle as a chainsaw, lacking all the Graces
You can run but you hide!

* YA-HOOOOOOOOOOO! *