Luyện nghe bài hát English is Cuh-ray-zee

English is the widely spoken language in the history of the planet.
One out of every seven beings can speak or read it.
Half the books, 3/4 of the international mail are in English.
It has the vocabulary, perhaps two million words,
And a noble of literature. But face it:
is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few There's no egg in eggplant, no pine or apple in pineapple.
works slowly; boxing rings are square.
A writer writes, but do fingers
Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. Haberdashers haberdash.
is cuh-ray-zee!

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be
It's one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two
If it's one index, two why not one Kleenex, two Kleenices?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You can through the annals of history, but not just one annal.
You can make amends, but not one amend.
If you have a of odds and ends and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that a preacher
If you a letter, did you also bote your tongue?
And if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian
is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night but never breaks and day breaks but never falls?
In what other language do drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Ship by truck but send by ship? Recite at a play but play at a recital?
Have noses that run and feet that
is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
When a wise man and a guy are very different?
To overlook something and to oversee are very different,
But quite a lot and a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and as hell the next?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You have to marvel at the lunacy of a in which your house can burn down
While it is up. You fill out a form by filling it in.
In your alarm clock goes off by going on.
If pro is the of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Well, was invented by people, not computers
And reflects the creativity of the race.
So that's why when the stars are out, visible,
But when the lights are out, invisible.
When I wind up my watch I start it, but when I wind up rap,
I end it. is cuh-ray-zee!