Luyện nghe bài hát English is Cuh-ray-zee

English is the most widely spoken language in the of the planet.
One out of every seven beings can speak or read it.
Half the world's books, 3/4 of the international are in English.
It has the vocabulary, perhaps two million words,
And a body of literature. But face it:
is cuh-ray-zee!

Just a few examples: There's no egg in eggplant, no or apple in pineapple.
Quicksand works slowly; boxing are square.
A writes, but do fingers fing?
Hammers don't ham, grocers don't groce. Haberdashers haberdash.
is cuh-ray-zee!

If the of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
It's one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two
If it's one index, two indices; why not one Kleenex, two
is cuh-ray-zee!

You can through the annals of history, but not just one annal.
You can make amends, but not one amend.
If you have a bunch of odds and and get rid of all but one, is it an odd or an end?
If the teacher taught, why isn't it true that a preacher
If you wrote a letter, did you also bote tongue?
And if a eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
is cuh-ray-zee!

Why is it that night falls but never breaks and day breaks but never
In what other language do drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Ship by truck but cargo by ship? Recite at a play but play at a recital?
noses that run and feet that smell?
is cuh-ray-zee!

How can a slim and a fat chance be the same
When a wise man and a guy are very different?
To overlook and to oversee something are very different,
But a lot and quite a few are the same.
How can the weather be hot as one day and cold as hell the next?
is cuh-ray-zee!

You to marvel at the lunacy of a language in which your house can burn down
it is burning up. You fill out a form by filling it in.
In which your alarm clock off by going on.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of

Well, was invented by people, not computers
And reflects the of the human race.
So that's why the stars are out, they're visible,
But when the lights are out, invisible.
When I wind up my watch I it, but when I wind up this rap,
I end it. is cuh-ray-zee!